I'm going forth to the frozen north,

I'm going forth to the frozen north,
where the pricks are hard and strong,
That is the land of the all-night stand --
and the nights are six months long!

It's hard as tin when you stick it in
in the land where spunk is spunk:
Not a trickling stream of lukewarm cream,
but a solid frozen chunk.

Posted By: Old Git on November 23rd 2009 at 12:46:36

Message Thread

What you all doing for Christmas Hmm? Home or Away? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 12:27:16
- trolling on here probably (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 23, 12:34:26
- I'd like to do that too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 12:33:51
  - only if you promise not to masturbate on the chair lifts (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 12:37:28
    - I'm going forth to the frozen north, (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 23, 12:46:36
      - Don't look at me that way, stranger, (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 12:53:54
    - I'll do me best... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 12:38:54
      - that is what I feared (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 12:41:14
        
        You should join in some time... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 12:46:08
        
        last year a pissed up scouser was on the chair in front (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 12:48:00
        
        Probably NCFC4life (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 23, 12:50:42
- Been storing up loads of chores to do, and after a couple of heavy sleeps (General Chat) - pants, Nov 23, 12:31:07
- I'm lapping up the commercialism at home (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 23, 12:30:45
- Hum for Crimble, away in Brum for new year. So hoping we'll either lose FA cup 3nd round (General Chat) - megson, Nov 23, 12:30:34
  - ^^2nd round obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 23, 12:47:37
  - selfish (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 23, 12:33:19
    - Yup. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 23, 12:47:51
- France for me too! gimme some fois gras! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 23, 12:30:30

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