I think he thinks he's actually playing Anarchists' Football

He constantly looks confused and wary, as if he can't udnerstand why no-one dressed as a pirate and why he can only see one ball on the pitch

Posted By: Old Git on November 16th 2009 at 14:49:46

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England players coming through... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 16, 14:40:57
- bostock on loan to brentford from spurs (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 15:58:12
- bollox. There's a whole side of 'em (Other Football) - jayson blair, Nov 16, 15:38:49
- Kai Rooney (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 16, 14:54:51
  - he will be the best dribbler (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 16, 19:38:09
- Walcott (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 16, 14:54:18
- Kieren Gibbs (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 16, 14:54:01
- Wellbeck (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 16, 14:53:02
- Tom Huddlestone looks quite good to me (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 16, 14:51:04
  - Yeah he's a decent player actually... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 16, 15:10:07
  - Yep, and him. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:52:29
    - one of those rare players that I actually noticed (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 14:55:06
      - partly because he was absolutely massive, presumably (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:56:30
        
        just remember him having 'presence' (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 14:57:50
        
        I remember noticing this great strong tall opponent who could ping 50 yard passes (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 16, 14:58:57
- Through gritted teeth... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Nov 16, 14:49:25
- Lennon, Walcott. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:44:50
  - What is it that Jermaine Jenas is actually supposed to do? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 16, 14:45:23
    - I think he thinks he's actually playing Anarchists' Football (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 16, 14:49:46
    - He can finish glossing my skirting boards and architraves if he likes. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:49:12
      - What's an architrave? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:49:40
        
        The moulded bit that goes round your doorframes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:51:23
        
        Hare (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:51:53
        
        There you go. But NOTE! DO NOT DO THIS! (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:54:54
        
        No. No I won't do that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 14:57:20
        
        And don't let Jenas do it, either. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:59:11
        
        Layer your architraves (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 14:56:16
        
        I wonder what they are (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:58:13
        
        Almost certainly. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 15:00:49
        
        I'm thinking some sort of collapse (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 15:00:47
        
        Ahem. Meant to say - don't ever explode your architrave. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:55:32
        
        ^^^ Tricky trying to boost his 'man of the people' credentials ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 16, 14:50:20
        
        do men of the people not know what an architrave is then? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:53:42
        
        honest artisans (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 15:00:22
        
        aren't they men of the people though? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 15:02:05
        
        whoops major misread going on there (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 15:07:37
        
        I'm a bit confused about who does and doesn't know what an architrave is (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 15:16:40
        
        I do, don't ask me about pooters though! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 16, 15:17:28
        
        so Jumbo1, Ceebeednb, AB (Other Football) - camcan, Nov 16, 15:19:43
        
        thank you. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 15:51:21
- Walcott. And Korey Smith. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 14:44:26
  - Jack Wilshere. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 16, 14:45:05
    - I need to see him play more before i make a decision on him.. (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 16, 15:17:43
      - he's the bollox (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 16, 16:01:10
      - What happens after you've made a decision on him? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 15:18:50
        
        His head falls off (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 16, 15:23:36
        
        Alan's or Wilshere's? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 16:01:44

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