i rubbed my cock with lavender oil before commencing

(no i didn't, because i'm not really daft enough to try for a leg-over on a maternity ward)

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on November 9th 2009 at 15:40:25

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In terms of basic nipple mis-alignment. Posh Spice must be the market leader. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 9, 15:00:23
- Wrong... (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 9, 15:05:41
  - Naughty naughty naughty (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:13:09
    - He loves it off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 9, 15:13:56
  - bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:10:40
  - ^^ban this filth^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 9, 15:09:32
  - I stand correct. Holy blubber whale. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 9, 15:06:25
    - *corrected. Jesus. I haven't typed any one of my last 30 posts correctly. What a dunce. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 9, 15:07:16
  - You are a very bad man (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 9, 15:06:17
- why do woman have boob jobs? nose jobs I can understand (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:02:40
  - it's like, why do women want to look like a wotsit, and 35 by the age of 21 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 15:20:12
    - ............. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 15:51:54
      - exibit a (sfw) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 15:56:27
  - The women I know who've had them done (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 9, 15:07:51
    - "post breastfeeding. Can understand that." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 9, 15:11:42
      - You're not a woman (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 9, 15:15:28
        
        breastfeeding does not automatically result in shrivelled breasts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 9, 15:26:30
        
        The penis doesn't shrivel after babies (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:16:40
        
        speak for yourself bag-man... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 9, 15:22:09
        
        ^^^ tried a shag in the post-natal ward ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:33:26
        
        i rubbed my cock with lavender oil before commencing (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 9, 15:40:25
        
        Only on a cold day (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 9, 15:16:17
    - yeah can understand that and after surgery etc but yes (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:10:04
      - ^^wants a penis enlargement^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 9, 15:12:51
        
        oi (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:14:01
        
        Actually there's probably a reason why you're called "jumbo" (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 9, 15:15:46
      - What about if you could double your cock size? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:11:48
        
        extra? 1 would be a start (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 15:22:28
        
        bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:13:02
        
        How's the diet going? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:15:53
        
        well done I have lost 8.5lbs in 5 weeks but I do cheat a bit! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:20:38
        
        Do the pastry free quiche - its lovely (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:23:21
        
        fantastic well done (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 9, 15:29:03
        
        you've lost over a stone in two weeks (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 9, 15:26:10
        
        Being really really really really fat to start with (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 15:28:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:29:57
        
        Eating properly, hardly any bread, very little fat / sugar, gym 4 times a week (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:27:42
        
        is this a lifestyle change you think tou'll be able to maintain though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 9, 15:31:04
        
        Bread is tough, but other than that, yep. Not really got a sweet tooth (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:32:33
        
        his head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 9, 15:27:41
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:28:24
        
        that's a lot of quiches. Who got the remaining half? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 15:24:04
        
        Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 9, 15:24:19
        
        I'd like to lose a stone before Christmas (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 9, 15:22:32

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