We had a guinea pig that was, for a guinea pig, doing OK and had lived for a year or so...
...he/she/it lived in a box in our kitchen...one day a lezzer* mate of my mum's came round for tea and she brought her dog with her...
Said dog looked at the box in the kitchen, guinea pig looked out of box in the kitchen, both animals eyeballed each other from a decent amount of distance and then dog turned away to lick his balls or something...
Guinea pig had a heart attack on the spot and f**ked off this mortoil coil...
What a liver bellied cowardly w**ker that guinea pig was...
*Height of the middle class mum's coming out and doing the whole Greenham Common thang whilst hubby paid the bills...
Posted By: Fierce Panda on October 28th 2009 at 12:50:32
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- Hamsters are shit and guinea pigs ain't much fucking better (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:31:59
- I've got a couple of guinea pigs for a loving home if anyone wants them? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 28, 13:11:37
- do they come with a recipe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 28, 13:12:50
- Bang on (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 13:01:12
- Ferrets eat them for breakfast (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 28, 12:53:58
- I quite like Guinea Pig.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 28, 12:52:37
- the squirrel looks mighty fine too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 28, 12:59:48
- What's your stance on gerbils? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Oct 28, 12:49:27
- I imagine he touches his toes. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 28, 12:52:45
- Forgot about them... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:51:05
- ^^^^^^^BAN THIS SICK FILTH ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Oct 28, 12:48:08
- Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 12:34:26
- Disrespectful (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 12:34:20
- Many years ago, when I lived in Norwich and was happily unemployed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:37:56
- did he complain? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:41:06
- Died (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:41:34
- makes him a hero in my book (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:42:32
- It was a blend ketchup I think - most likely Daddies or some other shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:44:16
- murderer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 28, 12:42:04
- Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:43:07
- makes him a hero in my book (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:42:32
- Died (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:41:34
- did he complain? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:41:06
- Yeah, lets have a bit of decorum, like when ied's rabbit died (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 12:35:11
- I don't remember that (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 12:35:47
- Was to many on here yeah. He was upset, got the piss ripped, ask not to have the piss ripp (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 12:54:36
- it was very disrespectful (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:38:29
- too long ago probably (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:39:45
- Couple of months... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:40:57
- He was 15, a while ago. And to be honest, you all loved it right off (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 12:53:18
- That long ago?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:56:33
- no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:58:09
- Ah, right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 13:00:41
- no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:58:09
- That long ago?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:56:33
- must have been a few years now (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:41:46
- The bastards are weak like hamsters and guinea pigs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:42:46
- Their lifespan is designed to fit in with (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 12:45:07
- We had a guinea pig that was, for a guinea pig, doing OK and had lived for a year or so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:50:32
- It might have been a coincidence (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 13:07:07
- Nah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 13:10:45
- It might have been a coincidence (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 13:07:07
- We had a guinea pig that was, for a guinea pig, doing OK and had lived for a year or so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:50:32
- Their lifespan is designed to fit in with (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 12:45:07
- The bastards are weak like hamsters and guinea pigs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:42:46
- He was 15, a while ago. And to be honest, you all loved it right off (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 12:53:18
- Couple of months... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:40:57
- too long ago probably (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 28, 12:39:45
- I seem to remember it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:38:23
- I don't remember that (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 28, 12:35:47
- Many years ago, when I lived in Norwich and was happily unemployed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 28, 12:37:56
- I've got a couple of guinea pigs for a loving home if anyone wants them? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 28, 13:11:37
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