i really hate Apple products

I hate them because I want to love them for being different and clever and not getting viruses but they fall on their arses over and over and over again. you'd think they'd be able to do simple tasks like oh, something as wacky as "connecting wirelessly to the internet" can they do this effectively and easily when you have moved location? CAN they f**k. Not until they have f**ked you around for about half an hour that is. Can they remember the process for the future so that you don't NEED to get f**ked around for half an hour? CAN THEY FUCK! They are s**t and should be killed.

Posted By: Tombs on October 16th 2009 at 10:08:01

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Tombs in his garden (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 16, 10:02:29
- i really hate Apple products (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:08:01
  - What about Apple Strudel? Or Pie? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:15:32
    - Or Toffee Apples? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:17:34
    - they always work. Apple strudel; cooter heck (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:17:31
      - See. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl. I don't care what they say. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:19:07
        
        well, i've learnt my lesson (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:20:13
        
        What about Apple records? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:21:53
        
        Different company I think (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:23:48
        
        What about the Apple of my eye? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:24:19
        
        You are not currently just trying to come up with a number of Apple related products total (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:25:46
        
        No. Wouldn't dream of it. What about cider? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:26:50
        
        gives me heartburn and is either too sweet or too dry (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:30:21
        
        Tarte Tatin? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:31:52
        
        D lish (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:33:29
        
        Baked Apple filled with currants? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:35:28
        
        not had one of them since my schooldays (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:37:34
        
        Calvados? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:37:57
        
        not really (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:40:00
        
        Apple Dumplings? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:42:12
        
        not on your nelly. is this going in alphabetic order now? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:44:18
        
        No. It's going Applebetically. Apple Cake. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:45:46
        
        never had apple cake, are they like jaffa cakes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:47:19
        
        No. It's like cake, with apple in it. You'd love it off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:48:38
        
        are they available in the shops? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:51:20
        
        Yes. In conclusion, you like some apple products yet dislike others. Case dismissed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:52:23
        
        Or Coldplay singer Chris Martin (not NCFC Chris Martin) and Gwynneth Paltrow's daughter (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:23:04
        
        Again, made by a different parent company (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:24:28
        
        Was she though, or was Jobs involved? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:26:16
        
        i shink a "job" might have been involved during the process (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 16, 10:31:08
        
        Gob job. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 16, 10:32:32

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