When I was 16 I was approached by a bloke in the notorious

Victoria Avenue bogs in Cambridge. He had his erect member in his hand. I kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could and legged it accross Midsummer Common. I could still hear him yelling when I got to Brunswick Tarrace on t'other side of t common

Posted By: CB41 on October 14th 2009 at 10:13:37

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ATTN all old disgusting vile smelly rank putrid men who smell of piss (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 09:30:19
- give the poor bastard your loose change next time (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 14, 10:27:53
  - You're not getting my change sellers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 11:18:30
  - Sellers, would you have given him your (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 10:29:36
- My Sympathies... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 14, 09:57:57
  - as he said (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:00:36
    - Mrs MP Has First Dibs... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 14, 10:05:55
      - ah, y'see that's very admirable (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 10:09:05
        
        supporting the car workers, insurance companies, oil companies well done (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:10:19
        
        I Know. Bastards. (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Oct 14, 10:31:11
        
        I've only got one car (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:11:13
        
        me me me (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:12:01
        
        I have zero cars and no license (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:21:39
        
        Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:14:10
- perhaps you should stop dressing like a tramps' rent boy (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Oct 14, 09:45:34
  - homophobe, I did once get clawed on a silverlink train from Willsden to West hampstead (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:03:19
    - yeuch (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:09:14
    - sexual assault that (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 14, 10:07:44
      - Felt a bit sorry for the guy, I reckon he was married with 'issues'. TBH i took it better (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:15:43
        
        best thing to have done was to have ignored it (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:18:34
      - When I was 16 I was approached by a bloke in the notorious (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:13:37
        
        ok final story I promise. I was 11 years old and in Mill Hill public toilets, it was after (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:20:46
        
        I once got approached by a young lad in Pimlico (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 10:27:32
        
        what is it with you and Cambridge's public lavatoties? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 10:16:18
        
        Yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:19:34
        
        ^^^This is what he would have liked to have done^^^ (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 10:15:00
        
        selective recall intut (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:16:36
    - Lovely old Larndn (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:04:34
- haha (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 09:34:07
  - thank god for cars... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 09:52:58
  - lol nothing like a tramps penis on your way to work. The only thing I hate more about the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 09:52:41
- Is there any better time to kick an old man in the balls? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Oct 14, 09:33:05
  - When selwyn's being a mong (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:08:02
    - When isn't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 10:15:02
  - another day, another username. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 09:34:53
    - Plus ?a change, plus c'est la m?me chose. (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Oct 14, 09:40:46
      - tr?s ?clairant. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 09:44:08
    - assume this is a regular? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 09:35:40
      - guess so (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 09:38:04
      - DOY ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 14, 09:36:19
        
        Ralf? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 09:39:03
        
        Yes. Defo a poss (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 14, 09:50:14
        
        nah, i know no French (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 09:52:09
        
        steve in holland? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 09:53:10
        
        dave in france? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Oct 14, 10:03:01
        
        kevin in belgium ? (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 14, 10:09:53
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:11:03
        
        It's obvious (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 10:30:56
        
        Far too clever, he'd post in Switzerlandish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 10:07:20
        
        The word you're looking for is Swahili (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 10:22:56
        
        Oi! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 09:38:45
- Yeah, sorry about that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 09:32:57
  - Should have kicked you in the balls (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 09:53:11
  - haha 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 09:34:48

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