You've been had Toni and Guy employee of the month

you can either accept it gracefully, or take the pilgrimage of mentalism for the next 4 years, replying to every thread of mine and not sleeping properly, resulting in more 5am posts on here about Andy Willy's smooth silky racket skills

The choice my little Silvanian Families Collectors club secretary

Is yours!

Posted By: pants on October 7th 2009 at 15:40:25

Message Thread

Jesus bastard Christ, I go to town for 90 minutes to buy a frying pan (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:06:48
- Out for a frying pan, into the fire. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 15:29:11
  - ^^^ I wish I'd said that ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:30:01
- My Lord, I have advised my client that he need not answer any questions (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:22:13
  - Why does everyone take my court statements so fucking seriously? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:25:48
- What make of frying pan was it and where did you buy it from? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:09:34
  - It's from TK Maxx as I've been unemployed (until tomorrow). (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:11:07
    - how can you afford to eat if you're unemployed until tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 7, 15:12:46
      - I saved some money for a rainy day. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:18:04
    - What happened to your old one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:12:40
      - It belonged to my old flatmates. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:13:48
        
        What receipe are you using for teh spahg bol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:19:46
        
        AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! KABOOM! CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:22:22
        
        You've forgotten the lyrics you mongtard! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:23:06
        
        I have no further questions your honour (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:24:54
        
        oh no! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:23:03
        
        Yeah yeah yeah (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:24:38
        
        I haven't decided yet. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:20:37
        
        Dammit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:22:50
    - I'll get back to you on this. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:11:33
      - From tkmaxx.com (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:13:01
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:14:07
        
        lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:13:38
        
        fring (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:13:56
      - I knew you'd be sucked in (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:12:37
      - It was the TK Maxx on North Street in Brighton if you want to check. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:12:32
        
        did you walk past the Tin Drum on your way home? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Oct 7, 15:14:57
        
        No. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:16:26
        
        oh right (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Oct 7, 15:22:10
        
        This is turning into a witch-hunt! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:23:44
        
        right handed? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:29:03
        
        Boo hoo. Poor you (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:26:21
        
        Feeling like Pants is something I'd never wish on anyone. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:27:26
        
        Ha ha. What is the job you are starting tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:28:48
        
        HOW VERY VERY DARE YOU (christ explorer takes ages to load up) (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:32:16
        
        When I find get hold of you, they'll be no fighting (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:41:42
        
        Not really, no. It didn't make sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:44:15
        
        ahhhh, scrammers, my old foe from yester(this)year (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:45:27
        
        ^^^ nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:02:19
        
        I wouldn't expect anyone to own up, the truth is over rated on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:07:47
        
        i would though (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:11:18
        
        Yeah, so would everyone else (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:12:23
        
        nah, they wouldn't, they're all cunts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:15:22
        
        You mean the suspense has been killing you so far? (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:48:36
        
        Nope. Are you actually Himmers then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:46:42
        
        Fight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:34:44
        
        Temping for the NHS. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:30:30
        
        Oh, well good luck etc. watch out for Dr Feelyhands (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:31:53
        
        Rent boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:30:19
        
        Luckily for me, the DSS don't recognise that as a job. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:30:57
        
        How about you go back with a digital camera and show us evidence? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:14:06
        
        or better still get hold of the CCTV footage of him buying said frying pan (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 15:16:13
        
        They don't have CCTV, someone nicked it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:16:48
        
        lies... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 15:17:25
        
        How about you go back with a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:14:47
        
        ^^^guilt^^^ Couldn't keep up the fa?ade (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:17:52
        
        Do you know who I think tehwatch is? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:18:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:19:32
        
        ^^^^^^^ logs in with 2 computers^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:32:03
        
        Yep. Pants is as guilty as fuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:33:28
        
        You've been had Toni and Guy employee of the month (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:40:25
        
        If you don't start making some sense, we're going to have to put you in a home. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:42:12
        
        Oh goodie, that means we could sit together at meal times (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:44:11
        
        Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:44:33
        
        also logs in as selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:35:52
        
        And SCC28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:37:05
        
        and usacanary (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:39:57
- called by mr p (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:09:25
  - frying pan. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:10:18

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