My Lord, I have advised my client that he need not answer any questions

on the grounds that to do so might lead him to incriminate himself

Posted By: Old Git on October 7th 2009 at 15:22:13

Message Thread

Jesus bastard Christ, I go to town for 90 minutes to buy a frying pan (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:06:48
- Out for a frying pan, into the fire. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 7, 15:29:11
  - ^^^ I wish I'd said that ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:30:01
- My Lord, I have advised my client that he need not answer any questions (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:22:13
  - Why does everyone take my court statements so fucking seriously? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:25:48
- What make of frying pan was it and where did you buy it from? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:09:34
  - It's from TK Maxx as I've been unemployed (until tomorrow). (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:11:07
    - how can you afford to eat if you're unemployed until tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 7, 15:12:46
      - I saved some money for a rainy day. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:18:04
    - What happened to your old one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:12:40
      - It belonged to my old flatmates. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:13:48
        
        What receipe are you using for teh spahg bol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:19:46
        
        AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!! KABOOM! CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:22:22
        
        You've forgotten the lyrics you mongtard! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:23:06
        
        I have no further questions your honour (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:24:54
        
        oh no! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:23:03
        
        Yeah yeah yeah (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:24:38
        
        I haven't decided yet. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:20:37
        
        Dammit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:22:50
    - I'll get back to you on this. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:11:33
      - From tkmaxx.com (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:13:01
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:14:07
        
        lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:13:38
        
        fring (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:13:56
      - I knew you'd be sucked in (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:12:37
      - It was the TK Maxx on North Street in Brighton if you want to check. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:12:32
        
        did you walk past the Tin Drum on your way home? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Oct 7, 15:14:57
        
        No. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:16:26
        
        oh right (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Oct 7, 15:22:10
        
        This is turning into a witch-hunt! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:23:44
        
        right handed? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:29:03
        
        Boo hoo. Poor you (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:26:21
        
        Feeling like Pants is something I'd never wish on anyone. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:27:26
        
        Ha ha. What is the job you are starting tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:28:48
        
        HOW VERY VERY DARE YOU (christ explorer takes ages to load up) (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:32:16
        
        When I find get hold of you, they'll be no fighting (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:41:42
        
        Not really, no. It didn't make sense (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:44:15
        
        ahhhh, scrammers, my old foe from yester(this)year (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:45:27
        
        ^^^ nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:02:19
        
        I wouldn't expect anyone to own up, the truth is over rated on here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:07:47
        
        i would though (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:11:18
        
        Yeah, so would everyone else (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 16:12:23
        
        nah, they wouldn't, they're all cunts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 16:15:22
        
        You mean the suspense has been killing you so far? (General Chat) - Himmers On a Wind Up, Oct 7, 15:48:36
        
        Nope. Are you actually Himmers then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:46:42
        
        Fight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:34:44
        
        Temping for the NHS. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:30:30
        
        Oh, well good luck etc. watch out for Dr Feelyhands (n/m) (General Chat) - Himmersonawindup, Oct 7, 15:31:53
        
        Rent boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 7, 15:30:19
        
        Luckily for me, the DSS don't recognise that as a job. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:30:57
        
        How about you go back with a digital camera and show us evidence? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:14:06
        
        or better still get hold of the CCTV footage of him buying said frying pan (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 15:16:13
        
        They don't have CCTV, someone nicked it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:16:48
        
        lies... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 7, 15:17:25
        
        How about you go back with a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:14:47
        
        ^^^guilt^^^ Couldn't keep up the fa?ade (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:17:52
        
        Do you know who I think tehwatch is? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:18:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:19:32
        
        ^^^^^^^ logs in with 2 computers^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:32:03
        
        Yep. Pants is as guilty as fuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:33:28
        
        You've been had Toni and Guy employee of the month (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:40:25
        
        If you don't start making some sense, we're going to have to put you in a home. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:42:12
        
        Oh goodie, that means we could sit together at meal times (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:44:11
        
        Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:44:33
        
        also logs in as selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:35:52
        
        And SCC28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 7, 15:37:05
        
        and usacanary (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 7, 15:39:57
- called by mr p (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:09:25
  - frying pan. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 7, 15:10:18

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