Wrath decides. Received one of those annoying schmaltzy emails (below). Should I a) Totall
y ignore it or b) reply with an abusive message (if so what should that message be.) Here's the email.
His name was Fleming, aged 20 and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'
'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.
'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.
What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son's name?
Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
It's National Friendship Week. Send this to
Everyone you consider
A FRIEND.
Pass this on, and brighten some one's day.
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send
This back!! Good Luck!
I hope it works...
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your'e dead.
OK, this is what you have to do.... Send this to all of your friends.
But - you HAVE to send this within 1 hour from when you open it!
Now...... Make a wish!! I hope you made your wish!
Now then, if you send to:
1 person --- your wish will be granted in 1 year
3 people --- 6 months
5 people --- 3 months
6 people --- 1 month
7 people --- 2 weeks
8 people --- 1 week
9 people --- 5 days
10 people --- 3 days
12 people --- 2 days
15 people --- 1 day
20 people --- 3 hours
If you delete this after you read it, you will have 1 year of bad luck!
But, if you send it to 2 of your friends, you will automatically have 3 years good luck!!
Posted By: jafski on October 5th 2009 at 10:58:18
Message Thread
- Wrath decides. Received one of those annoying schmaltzy emails (below). Should I a) Totall (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 10:58:18
- Whoever wrote that, I hope they get stuck in a lift with the entire cast of high school (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 5, 11:33:50
- What a beautiful, heartwarming story and a testament to the humility of human nature. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 5, 11:21:18
- Have you a REALLY bad virus you could attach to the reply? (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 11:05:31
- charles has (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 11:05:54
- When I get those I get very tempted to go for B (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 5, 11:05:08
- There was one doing the rounds about the evils of Harry Potter (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 11:09:21
- Is Roy Keane a devil worshipper? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 11:17:11
- well maybe a dog worshipper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 5, 11:18:29
- What's the difference between God and Roy Keane? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 11:26:11
- what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 5, 12:08:01
- What's the difference between God and Roy Keane? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 11:26:11
- well maybe a dog worshipper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 5, 11:18:29
- Is Roy Keane a devil worshipper? (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Oct 5, 11:17:11
- That's what I really hate about them. The fact that someone I know thinks for even a split (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:08:01
- I've told a certain person what I think of those type of emails (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 5, 11:10:12
- THey do though. Or at least think, well it might be true so just in case. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:11:57
- I've told a certain person what I think of those type of emails (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 5, 11:10:12
- There was one doing the rounds about the evils of Harry Potter (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 11:09:21
- Send them back some FACTS (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 5, 11:04:15
- tell them to politely fuck off. along these lines... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 11:06:53
- my favourite one of these (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 5, 11:02:31
- Hate those chain things. That's an interesting story though if its true! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:00:43
- I'd imagine the chances of that being true are slim. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:02:22
- And it isn't (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 11:01:51
- booooo! Oh well. Seemed far to good to be true. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 11:05:04
- c) make a wish as requested (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 5, 10:59:45
- Why do people send them? Why? In the name of Weslington why? Oh the huge manatee. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 5, 11:01:30
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