being sick in Mrs Loj's car after being stripped naked and piggy backed back to the pub

after beating Soton 2-1 in the FA Cup 1/4 final.

Posted By: lovely old job on October 1st 2009 at 14:44:32

Message Thread

what's the nawtiest thing you've got up to at footy? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 1, 14:37:32
- brought in a morrisons salad (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 1, 15:14:40
- 1985 milk cup semi's pitch invasion. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 1, 14:47:32
- Got a warning for standing up in the South stand (NCFC) - Small, Oct 1, 14:44:39
- being sick in Mrs Loj's car after being stripped naked and piggy backed back to the pub (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 1, 14:44:32
  - tomato-gate was a bit naughty (NCFC) - Small, Oct 1, 14:47:10
    - yes it was but I didn't start that. I have been a bit naughty down the years I try not to (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 1, 14:52:10
    - haha! I remember that. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 14:47:57
- I had a fag in the city stand toilets during the Reading game last season (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 1, 14:42:41
  - "I had a fag in the city stand toilets....." (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 1, 14:55:50
  - very liberal (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:51:22
- Probably best no one answer this post (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 1, 14:40:51
  - I started, then withdrew. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:41:50
    - oh go orn (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 1, 14:43:13
    - Wow, that's even worse than fingering!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 1, 14:42:27
      - You haven't seen my fingers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:42:51
        
        I have (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 1, 14:43:44
        
        sausages (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 1, 14:45:10
        
        chubby phalanges (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 1, 14:49:36
        
        Knob Jockey. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:52:30
        
        bet thats the last time u shake my hand lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:50:56
- fingered the misses lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:39:17
  - Anyone had a shudder to think that there is a one in 25,000 that... (NCFC) - songwriter, Oct 1, 14:43:44
    - or he's then used the ketchup bottle at half time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 15:01:05
      - i wouldnt be fingering her at that time of the month dont worry (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 15:05:06
  - Where, exactly? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 1, 14:42:01
    - you, my learned friend, are a very bad man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:45:11
    - Front bottom (Furry) (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 1, 14:44:44
    - in the barclay lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:43:47
      - Upper or lower? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 1, 14:48:28
        
        ^^^^worried (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 1, 14:51:18
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:49:44
      - Is that what you call her fanny? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:44:38
        
        Thank god it wasn't up her snakepit (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:45:38
        
        Or in the River End or even, Lord forbid, in the Family Enclosure (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 1, 14:46:25
        
        lol-thanks peeps i havnt laughed so much in ages (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:48:04
        
        buy a full length mirror (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:49:29
        
        Executive box? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:47:21
        
        or in the executive box (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:47:17
        
        Four fucking seconds! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 1, 14:47:50
        
        Mrs Selwyn is also known as the players lounge. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 1, 14:49:21
        
        the away team bath (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:49:51
        
        Directors box. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 1, 14:50:59
        
        you snooze, you lose. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:49:04
      - phew. Correct interpretation of the question. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 1, 14:44:28
    - *hopes to God he reads that question correctly* (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 1, 14:43:22
  - good to see the spark of romance has not faded (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 1, 14:40:43
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:41:34
  - *tea all over keyboard* (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 1, 14:40:25
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:40:53
  - She's a lucky lady. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 1, 14:39:52
    - indeed lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 1, 14:40:42
- I went to Reading once and said/sang absolutely nothing to anyone all night. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 14:38:28
  - that wasn't reading! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 1, 14:41:08
    - No, it was Reading. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 14:42:50
      - well i can't speak to people when i don't know who they are! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 1, 14:50:16
      - Same as he ever was... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 1, 14:44:30
        
        lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 1, 14:52:14

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