Went for a swim at lunchtime.

Fire alarm went off while I was in the pool, had to evacuate the building. Was stood in the car park for fifteen minutes in my shorts, dripping wet, wrapped in one of them tin foil space blankets.

Yeah, well happy with all that.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on September 30th 2009 at 14:36:11

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Went for a swim at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 30, 14:36:11
- If there was a fire, I'd imagine you'd prolably be best staying in the pool. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 30, 14:55:53
  - the roof might cave in (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 14:58:13
    - and you might get your knob stuck in one of those squirty water holes in the sides (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 30, 14:59:18
      - Doesn't everyone do that? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 15:02:44
    - Even better. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 30, 14:58:57
      - dildo... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 14:59:26
- Last time i went swimming some lady tried to God me up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 14:45:49
  - I wouldn't mind taking her in the vestry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 30, 14:49:18
    - Our motives for talking to each other really coulnd't have been much further apart on the (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 14:52:44
      - Did she have a skimpy bikini on? How did you conceal your tent? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 30, 14:55:41
        
        In a thimble (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 15:00:45
        
        With difficulty. I had to do a really fast butterfly stroke (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 15:00:24
- lol nice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 30, 14:38:56
- *shorts* - insert wet-look, leopardskin minibriefs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 30, 14:37:17
  - Has he not got the Kings Mankini this week? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 14:44:49
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 30, 14:47:13
  - or "hunky boyz pvc leather-look g-string" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 30, 14:39:30
  - natch (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 30, 14:39:21
    - with a gret ole plastic phallus sticking upwards from the gusset (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 30, 14:40:38
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 14:48:04
      - Is that what OG meant by "getting a buzz on" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 30, 14:43:16

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