dunno if this is an urban miff...

but bloke was making himself an omelet in the buff, as you do, and his mrs come in the kitchen and decides to blow him off as he's cooking his dinner as a treat. unfortunately, despite starting off well he spilt a bit of hot oil on her neck and she bit down on his old feller, HARD. So, he whacked her round the side of the head with the frying pan. both ended up in A&E.

Not sure what happened to the omelet.

Posted By: Tombs on September 19th 2009 at 18:51:26

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  - dunno if this is an urban miff... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 19, 18:51:26
    - A tale for our times, for sure. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 19, 19:00:16
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        zut alors! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 19, 18:55:29
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