Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You should know from your fierce w**king sessions i

the pub bogs whilst on tip-toe trying to gander some clump walking past the window.

Posted By: jafski on August 26th 2009 at 15:39:49

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hope west ham are thrown out of the league cup..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:37:54
- better idea, from Millwall msg board (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 26, 14:57:50
- Like what happened when they had an ineligible player on their books (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 26, 14:46:39
  - Going to be a good Richard Bacons tonight our kid. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:04:21
    - I actually love her a bit, like I do the barmaid in the Kings Head Magdelen Street. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:11:08
      - Ah, Coren (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 26, 16:17:09
        
        seriously? (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 26, 16:24:14
        
        Yeah , us too. (Other Football) - Arganth, Aug 26, 16:57:36
        
        Thinking man's crumpet (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 26, 16:34:52
        
        And thankfully doesn't look anything like her brother (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 26, 16:45:27
        
        Dukey is absotively correct on this one. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 16:32:27
        
        She can see my flop and pair of bullets anytime she likes (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 26, 16:31:43
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:33:05
        
        She has a certain J.. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:26:11
        
        She was on Charlie Brookers prog last night. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:29:31
        
        I know. she won. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:30:15
        
        is it French? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:27:26
        
        Oui. C'est ca. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:29:53
        
        You can be the third member of our team, if you like. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:18:48
        
        Except they only have three on each team. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:22:04
      - I'd quite like to have a go on Coren too.. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:15:01
        
        I bet she's filthy. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:25:43
        
        I'd like to think so. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 26, 16:29:23
        
        Now you're talking. She's a right sort. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:30:16
      - Me too. If I hadn't of married my wife, I'd of liked to of married Lucy Porter. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:14:16
        
        Hands off you rapscallion, I claim first dibs on Lucy AND the sweetly pretty bar maid. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:20:44
        
        Sweetly pretty (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 26, 15:34:00
        
        she looks like a young Dorian from Birds of a Feather (ask your Mum!) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:28:43
        
        I am literally shaking with rage that you should denigrate Lucy in that way. Apologise at (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:33:47
        
        spitting image (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:47:38
        
        Phwooar. She could feather my bird anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:50:31
        
        Soz... (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:42:08
        
        Phwooar. She could Chig my well anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:46:52
        
        to be fair, shes a bit of a moose tho! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:37:51
        
        Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You should know from your fierce wanking sessions i (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:39:49
        
        i'm sorry but thats simply not true! Apologise..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 15:42:51
        
        My elderly father has parkinsonism; he is literally shaking with age. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:36:58
        
        I once got a lift home on a ricketly old wagon carrying sweetcorn. I was literally shaking (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:38:57
        
        I had a paper-round when I was a kid, from the one on Colman Road at the junction with (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:43:52
        
        I once went on a cookery course with a former Norwich defender. Yes that's right.......... (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:43:13
        
        Baking, I meant baking... (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:43:49
        
        I went to see 'Cats' and got stuck in a lift for ages with the leading lady. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:49:14
        
        I was once invited to a rather odd but very swanky and exclusive cocktail do. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:52:49
        
        WHen I lived in SOuth London a leading politician visited our estate to get down with the (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:55:40
        
        I started to paint the ceiling off white I was literally (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:50:35
        
        Arse biscuits. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:53:44
        
        read it and weep! 2 mins 14 secs (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:56:38
        
        I went on the Universal Studios tour and was surprised to see a famous actor gardening. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:52:08
        
        I once went on a speed awareness course (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 26, 15:56:51
        
        I once joined a nautically themed clown troupe. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 15:56:10
        
        I went to an irish funeral once (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 26, 15:58:56
        
        I got caught in a erathquake in Tokyo with my mate. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:58:29
        
        Taxi for Jafski! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:59:40
        
        STOP THIS NOW! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 26, 15:59:00
        
        What about the time I went to the winter olympics with my Auntie. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:02:03
        
        the meter is running!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 16:03:32
        
        Or when I went shoplifting with a former Man United, Chelsea and AC Milan midfielder. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:06:50
        
        I lolled, then felt a bit awkward. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:38:37
        
        nope not for me *cough* (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:26:43
    - Yeah - I spotted that (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 15:09:34
    - I might listen (Other Football) - pants, Aug 26, 15:09:22
  - yeah, the cheeky cockney scamps!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:50:03
- never going to happen (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 26, 14:41:29
- But Sir Saint Trevor of have Brooking will ensure that it doesn't happen (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 26, 14:41:15
  - well i guess they DID win the world cup in 66.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:42:29
    - As mentioned below, everyone who wants a rumble, all in the ground at midday Saturday (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Aug 26, 15:00:38

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