What about, right, say you had just done a swing and a slide at Somerleyton Gardens when a

buxom, but idiotic, Francesca zoomed up right quick on a scooter and slowly put beans near your toes whilst pushing her flute up her summer dress saying "Don't go to sleep near the Childrens Area". Would you run off down Trinity Street fast and star jump near a yummy mummy outside the church shouting "You must come round, I do a mean pasta" or would you nick her flute and tickle her heavy f**kers with a Lark feather?

mmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 25th 2009 at 12:15:21

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What about, right, say you had just done a swing and a slide at Somerleyton Gardens when a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:15:21
- Cock slappy tummy dance... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 12:50:53
  - I bet you've done one haven't you? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:57:30
    - It's is actually quite liberating if you really get a slappy groove going... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:00:15
      - No, we missed out on her as all the Noasis moaners were leaving or trying to see her (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:05:12
        
        YES PLEASE! YES PLEASE! ALARM NOISE. AROOOOGAH! Oh my poor shaft, my sad, turgid darling! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Aug 25, 13:08:53
        
        ah (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:10:45
        
        I'm nailed on certain it's Otto now (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:17:01
        
        Is a bit isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 25, 13:36:37
        
        whoever it is, they were missing over the weekend just gone... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 13:24:37
        
        Yeah but he knows we're on to him so he's trying to play it cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:29:24
        
        He's doing a bit of the reverse, reacharound physicsology (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 25, 13:41:05
- trinity street for me, that would be a right laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 25, 12:32:14
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:43:14
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 12:26:56
- mr barkid (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 25, 12:25:25
  - I did mate, were right at the front for The Specials as well - they were superb I thought. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:31:48
    - saturday, we didn't manage to se much (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 25, 12:36:58
      - "9PM"?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 12:54:15
        
        my missus was a bit worse for ware (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 25, 13:51:25
- Flute / lark feather (General Chat) - APB, Aug 25, 12:23:20
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:41:14
- Flute, tickle, feather. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 25, 12:22:59
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:40:39
- Option number (a) fo shizzle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 12:22:29
  - Would you be literally shaking with rage? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:47:15
    - I would quite literally be literally shaking with rage. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 12:48:37
      - Did you drop Tumblers off at the Heartsease Borders? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:50:26
        
        how much for, and when will Latitude be next year? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 12:55:48
        
        ?137.00 plus booking fee. 15th-18th July. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:01:15
        
        and that be a weekend camping would it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 13:05:03
        
        Plus, Scrampers, if you are taking junior, the family area has nice cludgies, a cafe, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:24:09
        
        do i have to bring the family for the nice cludgies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 13:25:31
        
        Yes, basically. The rest are long-drops. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:27:09
        
        oh, that's a shame (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 13:32:07
        
        Go for it, I reckon you'd love it off. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:41:40
        
        the world could stop spinning? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 13:47:37
        
        oh yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:49:52
        
        Yep - you can get into the campsite from midday on the Thursday usually. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:11:59
        
        Or 0500am Friday morning if that suits better (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:18:14
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:21:52
        
        Are they on pre-sale for a limited time? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 25, 13:03:07
        
        Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:04:52
        
        Do you know how long for? and where I might find t'info? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 25, 13:11:24
        
        haregoo - it lasts about a week I think. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 13:12:58
        
        Chairs (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 25, 13:22:33
        
        I did, he gave me a handful of money when he alighted for his share. It was dark. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 12:54:19
        
        Needless to say, I was literally shaking with rage. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 12:54:50
        
        If that had happened to me I'd have been incandescent with rage (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 12:56:31
        
        Literally incandescent or just incadescent? simportantinnit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 12:59:05
        
        Oh literally - definitely literally incandescent with rage... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:02:18
        
        Good. I'd of been literally shaking with rage if you hadn't of said that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 13:03:13
        
        Johnny Kidd and the Pirates also felt the same... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:09:53
        
        Literally Shakin with Rage Stevens did n'all. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 13:15:03
        
        And literally shaking with rage against the machine. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 13:17:35
- I would defo.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 12:19:04
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:19:19
- I don't know wherer Somerleyton Gardens are (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 25, 12:17:01
  - Round the back of the old N&N hospital. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 25, 12:18:26

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