you done *us* a favour more like! Here's a Poi joke just for you by way of a thankyou
Husband Shop
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building?
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid sex discrimination charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
Posted By: Tombs on July 7th 2009 at 10:35:58
Message Thread
- Paddy Kenny suspended for failing drugs test (Other Football) - wgf500, Jul 7, 10:05:43
- Shame! Never liked him (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:19:37
- Perhaps if he died from an overdose you'd be cheered up a little? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:29:49
- No, i wouldnt wish death on anyone (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:30:51
- oh, just amputation then. you old softy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:32:53
- They'd still be able to walk with one of those plastic legs (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:33:49
- not in your world i guess (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:36:41
- I reckon Stephen Hawkings takes drugs. That probably won't stand up in court but (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 7, 10:57:06
- not in your world i guess (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:36:41
- They'd still be able to walk with one of those plastic legs (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:33:49
- oh, just amputation then. you old softy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:32:53
- No, i wouldnt wish death on anyone (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:30:51
- I'd happilly lop his head off in a red button sky news poll (n/m) (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 7, 10:20:54
- Perhaps if he died from an overdose you'd be cheered up a little? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:29:49
- Scum eventually get caught out (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 7, 10:15:01
- In the absence of Old Git..... (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:11:51
- could be that he took up Egg-chasing (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 7, 10:20:01
- lets try and sue them like they did with WHU (Other Football) - colneyspy, Jul 7, 10:10:19
- Who will we sue to get the other two points back? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:12:21
- but the games against Reading and Charlton could have been different (Other Football) - colneyspy, Jul 7, 10:15:29
- like we played as a team? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:17:48
- with decent players making an effort? (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:18:45
- I think that we've had a succession of managers now who have tried to manage solely by exp (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:28:43
- Well as I didn't hand back my rebate the club probably can't afford (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:30:48
- you done *us* a favour more like! Here's a Poi joke just for you by way of a thankyou (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:35:58
- Well as I didn't hand back my rebate the club probably can't afford (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:30:48
- I think that we've had a succession of managers now who have tried to manage solely by exp (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:28:43
- with decent players making an effort? (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:18:45
- like we played as a team? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 7, 10:17:48
- but the games against Reading and Charlton could have been different (Other Football) - colneyspy, Jul 7, 10:15:29
- Who will we sue to get the other two points back? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:12:21
- ephedrine (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 7, 10:06:55
- Slimming pills, probably. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 7, 10:06:37
- Shame! Never liked him (n/m) (Other Football) - HoofinHughes, Jul 7, 10:19:37
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