Procedure: Lost TV remote control
Step 1: Ask the entire household where it is (shouting helps)
Step 2: Accuse spouse
Step 3: Ask again but this time shout even louder
Step 4: Ransack Settee in a frenzied style
Step 5: Accuse everyone:
Step 6: Re-check Settee
Step 7: Accuse Settee
Step 8: Cave in and turn TV over manually
Step 9: Sit back down
Step 10: Stand up as you have sat on remote
Posted By: Tombs on July 6th 2009 at 16:17:29
Message Thread
- Procedure: Lost TV remote control (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 16:17:29
- the remote control sHould only be used by the man of the house (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 6, 16:45:49
- When Mr C first moved in with me (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 6, 16:55:59
- we don't call them the remote controls in our gaff (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 17:01:36
- Same. There are the telly buttons which are really the sky buttons, the telly telly butto (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 17:03:42
- snap, my big telly telly buttons are redundant as I have done some juju on my telly button (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 17:09:52
- I done that juju too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 17:12:49
- I prefer knobs. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 6, 17:23:24
- I done that juju too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 17:12:49
- snap, my big telly telly buttons are redundant as I have done some juju on my telly button (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 17:09:52
- Same. There are the telly buttons which are really the sky buttons, the telly telly butto (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 6, 17:03:42
- we don't call them the remote controls in our gaff (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 17:01:36
- there's so many in my house (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 16:47:43
- get a shed (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 6, 16:49:58
- funny you should say that (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 16:53:47
- smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 6, 16:54:47
- funny you should say that (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 16:53:47
- get a shed (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 6, 16:49:58
- When Mr C first moved in with me (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 6, 16:55:59
- "Where have you put..." (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 6, 16:29:48
- What have you done with my cordless hammerdrill/Hedge trimmer/Logsplitter? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 6, 16:36:48
- Thought it was just me. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 6, 16:21:15
- the remote control sHould only be used by the man of the house (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 6, 16:45:49
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