Italian shoes.....
Pablo Counago walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store. Each
day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli
leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.
After about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and purchases them.
Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the
Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli
leather shoes to the dance.
He askes Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you
wear red panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Paolo, I ! do wear
red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Paolo replies, "I see the
reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa,Also startled,says,"Yes,
Paolo, I do wear white panties tonight, But how do you know?" He answers,
"I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you
like them?"
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, P!
aolo asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red.
He says, "Carmella, be stilla my heart. Pleasa tella me you wear no panties
tonight, pleasa, pleasa, tella me thisa be true!" Carmella smiles coyly and
answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties tonight."
Paolo gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my new $300
Bocceli leather shoes."
Posted By: fareastcanary on August 23rd 2005 at 14:40:49
Message Thread
- where will we finish this season? (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:13:12
- 9th (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 12:25:27
- Doc Martens League... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:21:49
- is there still a DM league.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:22:29
- doc martens are no longer made in britain (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 12:29:18
- i don't wear em too (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:33:14
- Says white shoes man (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:33:48
- gonna buy some shoes this afternoon (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:34:50
- Italian shoes..... (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Aug 23, 14:40:49
- Where is the nearest boatyard to you??... :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 23, 12:37:17
- no need for that (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:38:51
- You cut your toenails then!.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 23, 12:44:35
- no need for that (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:38:51
- You disgust me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:36:07
- maybe crocodile ones (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:36:40
- Yeah, they're alright... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:38:34
- he's lost his white ones.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:39:41
- Yeah, they're alright... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:38:34
- maybe crocodile ones (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:36:40
- gonna buy some shoes this afternoon (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:34:50
- either, not too (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 12:33:36
- Says white shoes man (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:33:48
- i don't wear em too (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:33:14
- It's so bad what happens... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:24:58
- can we go back in time.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:26:49
- I think it'll be at least 8 years... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:30:54
- but what if (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 12:30:38
- can we go back in time.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:26:49
- Sherpa Van Tampax League. (n/m) (NCFC) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 12:24:18
- there's a dutch joke somewhere there.. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:26:05
- doc martens are no longer made in britain (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 12:29:18
- is there still a DM league.. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:22:29
- Play-offs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 23, 12:20:43
- 14th-16th. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 23, 12:20:21
- Flirting... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 23, 12:21:56
- 12th (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 12:18:59
- 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 23, 12:18:59
- Top 8. (n/m) (NCFC) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 23, 12:18:36
- My first inclination was 11th... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:18:11
- well done for missing saturday (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:18:50
- yeh was like winning ?50 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:27:49
- Have you seen VHS or Beta mate? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 23, 12:41:49
- VHS or Beta...worst band name ever... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:45:48
- yeah (NCFC) - pants, Aug 23, 12:49:35
- I'm gong to the NFT tonight to see a fil-lum about them... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 23, 12:47:18
- VHS or Beta...worst band name ever... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:45:48
- LOL (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:30:02
- Have you seen VHS or Beta mate? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 23, 12:41:49
- yeh was like winning ?50 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:27:49
- well done for missing saturday (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:18:50
- Relegated.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 23, 12:16:00
- Ever the optimist (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 23, 12:17:01
- grow up!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:16:53
- 2nd (NCFC) - triffick, Aug 23, 12:15:42
- that's the one thing I'm relying on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 23, 12:16:42
- dunno (NCFC) - pants, Aug 23, 12:15:13
- 1st or 2nd n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 23, 12:14:47
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