Old joke
Paul McCartney dies and goes up to heaven. First person he bumps into is John Lennon. "Ay up Paul", says John. "Imagine if this place didn't exist"
"Well" says Paul "What's it like"
"I'll show you the best bit" says John, and takes him to a room where Jim Morrisson is with Monica Lewinsky, who is Doing What She Does Best.
When she's finished, she turned to Paul and said "...and let me give you a special welcome...", kneels down in front of him and undoes his trousers.
Just then the door bursts open and a furious Michael Caine storms in. "Oi!" he exclaims. "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off".
Posted By: Partial Angler on June 7th 2009 at 10:45:18
Message Thread
- Old joke (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 7, 10:45:18
- What do you call a dog with wings? (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Jun 7, 11:11:53
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 7, 13:15:15
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 7, 11:56:15
- michael caine is dead? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 7, 10:46:28
- No but it doesn't work without him, really (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 7, 10:49:36
- not a lot of people know that (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 7, 10:53:15
- No but it doesn't work without him, really (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 7, 10:49:36
- What do you call a dog with wings? (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Jun 7, 11:11:53
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