Instead of being negative about tennpiss I've decided to be pro-active about it

and tinker with the rules a bit to increase the enjoyment levels potentially from torporific to stunned indifference.

firstly; I'd make the tennis balls explode randomly. Secondly, it should be played on ice instead of gay grass.
Thirdly; i'd sort out the dumb f**k scoring system.
Forflee: In the event of a disputed line call both players stand 5 yards either side of the net and take turns volleying cricket balls into the other tennpissers goolies.

Posted By: Tombs on June 3rd 2009 at 17:01:43

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Instead of being negative about tennpiss I've decided to be pro-active about it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 17:01:43
- would you make the women play topless too? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 17:02:46
  - no, that would be degrading (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 17:03:12
    - and demeaning to our feminist sisters. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 17:04:44
      - as i always do (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 17:08:20
    - what a paragon of newmanness you are (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 17:03:57
      - I do actually feel very strongly about the right for women to be treated with dignity (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 3, 17:05:22
        
        me too. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 3, 17:07:54
      - ^^^that's not rob newmanness btw^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 3, 17:04:27
        
        The former City utility player or the satirical comic? (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 3, 17:38:20

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