Well, I still would. There's this one n'all, but it's got a whiff of chinnyreckon about i
t:
"Location, Immersion, Erection
A mole is a cameraman on the TV show 'Location, Location, Location' and some time ago the crew were filming in Cumbria on a particularly hot afternoon. During an extended break in filming Kirsty Allsopp, the show's buxom presenter, announced her intention to take a cooling dip in a nearby lake.
Unfortunately, she didn't have any swimwear with her, so no-nonsense Kirsty stripped down to her bra and knickers and gave the mostly-male crew a fine viewing of her well-appointed balcony and what appeared to be a well-maintained garden at the front. She then went among the crew collecting mobile phones so that no sneaky pictures could be taken, before hiding them under her pile of clothes and jumping into the cold water with a shriek.
At this point, several of the younger male crew members decided to go off in opposite directions for a little walk with fists clenched, returning independently some minutes later with red faces which had nothing to do with the boiling sun."
For starters, "hot" and "Cumbria" haven't gone together since 64 million yares BC.
Posted By: Arizona Bay on May 27th 2009 at 13:59:19
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- straight yes or no answer (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 27, 13:30:59
- I'd destroy that. (n/m) (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, May 27, 17:16:47
- how about dawn? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 14:06:21
- She's not as curvy as Kirsty. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 27, 13:39:50
- Kirsty is a dog (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:44:59
- I love Kirsty. She's brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 13:53:03
- you've did that yarn afore on here groundhogface (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:55:49
- Well, I still would. There's this one n'all, but it's got a whiff of chinnyreckon about i (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 13:59:19
- wishful thinking on the authors part i rekkun (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 14:03:24
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- wishful thinking on the authors part i rekkun (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 14:03:24
- Well, I still would. There's this one n'all, but it's got a whiff of chinnyreckon about i (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 13:59:19
- you've did that yarn afore on here groundhogface (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:55:49
- I love Kirsty. She's brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 13:53:03
- I'd renovate her back-bedroom anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 13:41:23
- that is true (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 27, 13:41:12
- Kirsty is a dog (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:44:59
- NHOH (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:34:22
- shes a property consultant off the channel fives (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 27, 13:35:48
- not as nice as Amanda Lamb off of place in the sun (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:38:58
- She could compare my Hampton to her Brest any time she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 13:43:36
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- not the best photo^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 27, 13:37:52
- not as nice as Amanda Lamb off of place in the sun (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 13:38:58
- shes a property consultant off the channel fives (General Chat) - strap_on sally, May 27, 13:35:48
- Yes but back to front. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 13:33:55
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