Malky, how long should they

stay in the tights in order to quaify ? Alive ?

Like you could get 5 carp in a pair of tights, but if you then put them in a lake, the carp would just grow like mad innit, and then they'd end up like this

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Posted By: Steve in Holland on April 29th 2009 at 13:20:33

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How many fish can you get in a pair of tights? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:06:50
- Is it okay to make the fish up (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 29, 13:42:02
  - Make them up, I probably would if I didn't know the answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:47:18
    - Panda would have a big old Monk fish in his tights (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:51:10
- I'm really looking forward to the Bigfellers response. Oh yes. (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:34:48
  - Get a real one for when you make The King's Tombs, you can hang out with Biggest and Terry (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:46:27
    - The King's Tombs (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:48:07
- a heavy dernier tight has the advantage of a warmer leg surface area in cold climes (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:30:32
- Down with sort of thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:27:58
- What about if a man wears tights? (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 29, 13:27:56
  - and a codpiece (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 13:28:21
    - Good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 29, 13:29:18
    - And one conger (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:29:17
      - Or a tiddler, depending on your luck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:29:40
        
        And a third sole. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 13:32:13
- It's how many animals canb you get into a pair of tights.. (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 29, 13:27:20
- I bet this thread won't be appearing in the EDP tomorrow, this is so (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 29, 13:26:39
  - It's a crying shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:48:28
- One wet plaice (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 29, 13:22:55
  - zoiks! Mumblers alert! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:23:34
- Malky, how long should they (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:20:33
  - At least six minutes, but if they die, they die. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:21:26
    - What if they are fishnets ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:27:36
      - Eleven minutes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:53:22
- I can't really answer cause it depends on which planet the experiment was (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 29, 13:18:31
  - Has he got a pitch in Yarmouth as well? I'm not sure I like him. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:23:01
- Five! Two soles, two eels and a wet plaice! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:16:57
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:20:50
  - Ha ha. But the brill would make it 6. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 13:18:27
    - arrows (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:21:01
    - oh yeah! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:19:14
      - Pwned. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 13:19:45
        
        Detrus! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:20:09
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 13:13:33
  - No, it's 5. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:13:46
    - Five what ? Five dace, or five great whites ? And how many (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:16:32
      - It's 5 Penduline Tits (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 29, 13:17:53
      - Five! Two soles, two eels and a wet plaice! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:17:24
        
        and a brill ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:21:26
        
        Yes! It's six! See jafski's post above! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:22:03
- Come on! Come on! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:11:37
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 29, 13:14:51
  - Oh 9 then. Nine bloody fish. Four and a half per leg. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 13:12:46
    - Heather Mills face. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 29, 13:16:09
    - No, it's 5. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:13:00
      - Bother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 13:14:38
        
        Do you give up? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:15:54
        
        I really do, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 13:29:28
        
        lol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:36:47
- Depends who's manor you're on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 13:08:58
- Saltwater or freshwater? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 13:08:01
  - or other (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 29, 13:09:09
  - Whatever you want. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:08:49
    - 'Ride On' by Christie Moore (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:09:40
      - *Christy (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:10:17
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 13:11:25
        
        No, it's 5. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:11:55
        
        What ? Can you get FIVE Great White Sharks in a pair of tights ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 29, 13:14:05

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