I think you'll find the birds are Grebes.

Me and Topper Twissington-Cunt shot one once when we went up to see the Lutz-Finn-Ritter-Joneses up at Moorstones Manor in Cheshire.

We'd been on the shampoo since 11 and Topper nicked a 28-guage Sabatti Remington out of the gun cabinet in the Great Hall. Melissa, Twinky and Bunty Michaels had gone for a skinny dip in the lake (Twinky's mary was like a horsehair rug).

We were going to scare them by shooting a hare, when Topper spotted a grebe near Bunty's camisole. He shot it right in the beak and it vapourised to almost nothing.

Jonty s**t his plus-fours.

Posted By: malkybarkid on April 22nd 2009 at 11:28:52

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I used to be 'glass half full' but Delia and her merry band (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Apr 22, 11:10:23
- We've played well at home against some of the better teams (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 22, 11:14:02
- I'm a glass half full person. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:13:48
  - i'm a glass half full person too (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 22, 11:17:42
    - If it's still warm it's sterile and good to drink. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:22:04
    - a tad waspish Dave, no call on such a beautiful day - the pond is singing, the birds are (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 11:20:10
      - shorts? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 11:27:50
      - sadly........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 22, 11:21:27
        
        I think you'll find the birds are Grebes. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 11:28:52
        
        Ole Solo Maggers this morning. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:23:17
        
        i saw one on my boss's lawn at about 2pm on Sunday (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 22, 11:38:03
        
        hope you killed it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 22, 11:25:03
  - You had lots of half full glasses on Sunday, then they went full again. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 11:14:27
    - That were weird wunt'ut. Kept happening as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 11:16:55

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