I think you'll find the birds are Grebes.

Me and Topper Twissington-Cunt shot one once when we went up to see the Lutz-Finn-Ritter-Joneses up at Moorstones Manor in Cheshire.

We'd been on the shampoo since 11 and Topper nicked a 28-guage Sabatti Remington out of the gun cabinet in the Great Hall. Melissa, Twinky and Bunty Michaels had gone for a skinny dip in the lake (Twinky's mary was like a horsehair rug).

We were going to scare them by shooting a hare, when Topper spotted a grebe near Bunty's camisole. He shot it right in the beak and it vapourised to almost nothing.

Jonty s**t his plus-fours.

Posted By: malkybarkid on April 22nd 2009 at 11:28:52


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