Would it be OK to wrap bits in lots of small plastic bags and swallow them?

Unlike with cocaine, if the bags leaked before you shat them out, you'd just have some weird dreams, and maybe slightly high cholestoral for a while. Rather than being dead.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on April 15th 2009 at 17:50:44

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Do we really not have any good tips for taking cheese abroad? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:41:07
- I reckon (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 15, 18:34:48
  - it would be a culinary wasteland in my opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:36:41
- Would it be OK to wrap bits in lots of small plastic bags and swallow them? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:50:44
  - ^^^ this was going to be my suggestion too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:03:14
    - cheese wrapped in condoms... yum (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:05:01
      - use cheese flavoured condoms (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:07:15
        
        there's no need for them to exist (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:21:02
        
        what about STDs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:48:05
        
        no need for them to exist either (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:50:19
- Wrap it up well, stick down your jocks and if you get caught say your smeg gland is 'overa (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:44:58
  - best suggestion yet (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:48:50
    - Put a decoy bit of stake in your top pocket. Then use the excuse that (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:49:46
      - Stake?! Can't believe I actually wrote that... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:52:35
        
        You were getting excited about the idea of a dog nuzzling your cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:53:18
        
        who wouldn't? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:02:57
        
        have a word! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 15, 18:09:38
        
        you lot always get me going (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:15:47
        
        As always (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 18:01:38
  - Blimey. You definitely don't want the elderly to be allowed to defocate on you at will. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:47:04
    - t'internet is a wonderful thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:48:37
  - Was going to do a cock cheese joke too (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 17:46:00
- to say I'm disappointed is a huge understatement (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:42:02
  - Shirley it can't be that hard in your hand luggage? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 17:49:24
    - it's not allowed - punishable with a large fine (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:54:40
      - Why don't you mail some to your destination before leaving? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:07:26
        
        Because I think only an American would do that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 18:08:56
        
        why do we call it Royal Mail and not Royal Post? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:16:05
        
        why do some people hate americanisms on this board? I love the american language specially (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:21:23
        
        Do you go to Baby Showers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 15, 18:32:55
        
        shut it douchebag. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:50:24
        
        just what is a douchebag really? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:53:19
        
        It's a device that a women uses to wash her vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 19:15:22
        
        I think they're rubbish (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:22:44
        
        Someone called me Moron Breath in a poker chatroom the other day. Liked it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 15, 18:27:06
        
        Moron breath! hahaha (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:31:16
        
        fair enuff how bout wrap it round your cock and then try sending your cock through thepost (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:15:54
  - OK. Here's mine (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:44:24
    - ok, that is actually doable, but if they find it they'll think it's a bomb (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:50:12
    - or another one: (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:45:21
      - not very (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:49:38

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