OK. Here's mine

Choose a hrd cheese. Melt it down, and while it is still in its hot, molten state, wrap it around a limb in the form of a plaster cast. [This stage may hurt a bit I guess.]

Then allow the molten cheese to harden, and perhaps sign in a few places for authenticity. Bob's your uncle.

Posted By: Tricky Hawes on April 15th 2009 at 17:44:24

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Do we really not have any good tips for taking cheese abroad? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:41:07
- I reckon (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 15, 18:34:48
  - it would be a culinary wasteland in my opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:36:41
- Would it be OK to wrap bits in lots of small plastic bags and swallow them? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:50:44
  - ^^^ this was going to be my suggestion too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:03:14
    - cheese wrapped in condoms... yum (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:05:01
      - use cheese flavoured condoms (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:07:15
        
        there's no need for them to exist (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:21:02
        
        what about STDs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:48:05
        
        no need for them to exist either (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:50:19
- Wrap it up well, stick down your jocks and if you get caught say your smeg gland is 'overa (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:44:58
  - best suggestion yet (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:48:50
    - Put a decoy bit of stake in your top pocket. Then use the excuse that (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:49:46
      - Stake?! Can't believe I actually wrote that... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:52:35
        
        You were getting excited about the idea of a dog nuzzling your cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:53:18
        
        who wouldn't? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:02:57
        
        have a word! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 15, 18:09:38
        
        you lot always get me going (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:15:47
        
        As always (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 18:01:38
  - Blimey. You definitely don't want the elderly to be allowed to defocate on you at will. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:47:04
    - t'internet is a wonderful thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 15, 17:48:37
  - Was going to do a cock cheese joke too (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 17:46:00
- to say I'm disappointed is a huge understatement (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:42:02
  - Shirley it can't be that hard in your hand luggage? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 17:49:24
    - it's not allowed - punishable with a large fine (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:54:40
      - Why don't you mail some to your destination before leaving? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:07:26
        
        Because I think only an American would do that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 18:08:56
        
        why do we call it Royal Mail and not Royal Post? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 18:16:05
        
        why do some people hate americanisms on this board? I love the american language specially (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:21:23
        
        Do you go to Baby Showers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 15, 18:32:55
        
        shut it douchebag. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:50:24
        
        just what is a douchebag really? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:53:19
        
        It's a device that a women uses to wash her vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 19:15:22
        
        I think they're rubbish (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:22:44
        
        Someone called me Moron Breath in a poker chatroom the other day. Liked it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 15, 18:27:06
        
        Moron breath! hahaha (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 18:31:16
        
        fair enuff how bout wrap it round your cock and then try sending your cock through thepost (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 15, 18:15:54
  - OK. Here's mine (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:44:24
    - ok, that is actually doable, but if they find it they'll think it's a bomb (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:50:12
    - or another one: (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 15, 17:45:21
      - not very (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 17:49:38

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