Crikey!

friend of mine flew a local ickle plane into burundi in africas and when they landed he was nearest the door so he jumped out 10 foots and did a commando roll and got up to see two little chaps wheeling the steps around him.

Posted By: Tombs on March 20th 2009 at 15:38:28

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FAO: Tree Hugging Cunts: IF air travel causes global warming... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 14:59:25
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 15:40:22
  - ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 15:46:01
    - Oh, so I can't even fucking laugh at a post on here now, cos chief inspector smug cunt has (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 15:58:21
      - calm down dear (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:01:25
        
        and now that i have, thank you for your vague apology (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:12:15
        
        Like I say (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:16:25
        
        ffs, you're just reacting to me and not what i've written now (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:20:27
        
        In future when I say (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:21:24
        
        i answered it truthfully, will you accept the truthful answer isn't always the one you wan (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:25:58
        
        You asked me to get proof and I explain, you don't accept the explanation (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:30:30
        
        i thought it would be obvious that the 'ideot' is entirely tongue-in-cheek (that's why i'v (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:45:10
        
        I did, has it done me any good? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:47:21
        
        what proof? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:51:50
        
        If the answers no (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:49:04
        
        "gone round threads for the last few days tapping at me, ON PURPOSE" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:03:20
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:10:34
        
        you brought up other things, and the only thing i regret is thinking you might actually be (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:16:38
        
        Keep the finger pointing coming a long (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:20:14
        
        you're the one doing the finger-pointing... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:26:43
        
        I've been involved in some pointless threads on here in my time (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 17:28:01
        
        Some? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:55:54
        
        many (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 18:18:43
        
        And, in that sense (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:51:10
        
        in the sense that you've been mistaken? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:07:17
        
        Check out who's thread this is (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:12:14
        
        look, you've made another accusation, i've asked for clarification again (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:22:57
        
        You're incredible (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:25:03
        
        remind me where that makes a jot of difference? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 17:18:10
        
        Because he's denying he's been tapping at me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:21:05
        
        not at all, look-see-here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 17:28:54
        
        I understand that you're not going to let this go, I guess that's the point of an argument (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:53:33
        
        I'm not finding the other threads where you've tapped at me, cos (you know the next line), (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 18:15:54
        
        Like you did with ideot one? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 18:20:34
        
        that really wasn't tapping at you! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 18:31:46
        
        There's no point, I'm not falling for all this again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 20:32:34
        
        nobody is trying to trick you here pants (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 21:14:03
        
        AGREED (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 17:22:01
        
        you spoke to him without agreeing (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 17:08:52
        
        Ahhh, talking of denial (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 17:13:12
        
        "your" (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:51:42
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:17:12
        
        I know what you were doing (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:02:33
        
        you see that coal over there, that's black that is, it's not purple, it's black (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:13:18
        
        You see that bit where you accused me of scc'ing, even though you provoked it (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:17:53
        
        i accused you of missing SCC, not being SCC, but missing SCC (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:21:21
        
        I've told you the set of events that makes this unfold (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:22:29
        
        yep, but most times it comes down to someone getting hold of the wrong end of a stick... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:29:44
        
        Like me being an ideot cos I think O'Neill doesn't have respect for a decent competition? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:33:24
        
        Pant's i really think that was a joke as you (rightly) make no secret that you don't like (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 16:39:51
        
        ^^^ yes! this is it, 100% (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 20, 16:48:27
        
        I don't agree mate (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:43:28
        
        Fair enough, i respect that. (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 16:46:47
        
        He's done what I predicted anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:49:41
        
        ffs, stop being so paranoid (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:44:44
        
        their. Its friday afternoon. I was ranting. Just leave it ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 16:41:45
        
        cool with me (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:45:51
        
        "their" and "off" silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:41:18
        
        See above ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 16:42:23
        
        too late! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:42:53
        
        P.S Agree about Microsoft (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:41:48
        
        Aye, at least the PS3 is a bit more obvious in how much they are ripping you off for. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 16:43:09
        
        the set of events are people posting things for you to read (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:24:11
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:19:13
        
        Stop stealing CB41s sayings (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:17:01
        
        We must be about 5 minutes away from someone (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:19:43
        
        Nah, it's me this time (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:20:33
      - is he refusing to back down? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:00:26
        
        here ralf "and others on here used to interject and tell me"...... (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:07:16
        
        typical (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 16:09:59
        
        I thought it was that funny, I showed it to someone at work (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:14:51
        
        I think you finding something funny was irrelevant (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:19:01
        
        it looks to me (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:09:00
        
        It looks to me, that people just react to me most of the time, and not what I've said (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:12:33
        
        to be honest, i'm past caring what you think (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:16:31
        
        Clearly (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:18:45
        
        they are to wind you up (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:21:52
        
        Lucky I don't reply to many of them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 20, 16:23:01
        
        I know or we'd be here all day (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 20, 16:24:26
  - not lolling much though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:42:26
- It's called 'climate change' now, (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 20, 15:26:18
  - good (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:30:42
- The snow cools down the aeroplane and makes it sit uncomfortably on the thermals, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 20, 15:16:12
  - It could easily bring down a Sibierski (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 20, 15:57:11
  - BOSS! was in a plane crash-landing (General Chat) - Small, Mar 20, 15:32:07
    - Crikey! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:38:28
  - one time the capitan bloke aborted the take off after a few seconds of runway dash (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:21:13
    - have been flown by...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:22:45
      - jeremy spakes off of the teevee (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:29:54
      - I've been flown by underwood too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 20, 15:23:32
        
        I've had a helicopter ride with Mike Smith off Noel Edmondses (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 20, 15:35:07
        
        Did you know that one of the four poofs and a piano off of Jonathon Ross, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 20, 15:39:10
        
        lies......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:47:28
        
        I like the fact you felt compelled to look it up!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:59:47
        
        HAHAHA! Bluffed you! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 16:05:13
        
        I discovered this ASTONISHING factage today about the RAF (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 16:25:16
        
        nice..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 16:34:11
        
        I had sex with Mr Blobby.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:37:52
        
        good to see the millions of pounds spent on training... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:25:45
- ^^^^^^ just making up a shit excuse as he got the day wrong again and don't want to admit (General Chat) - megson, Mar 20, 15:05:57
  - sadly not (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:08:43
    - i like the fact....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:14:09
      - the FACT (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:18:22
        
        fact (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:18:58
        
        Fact hunt (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 20, 15:22:12
        
        i like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:23:32
        
        fact off (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 20, 15:26:56
        
        you've been (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 20, 15:34:11
        
        catch it (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 20, 15:52:08

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