A duck goes into a bar, gets a pint and then
says to the barman "Got any nuts?"
The barman says, "No, sorry. Crisps, Frazzles and pork scratchings, but no nuts"
"Oh", says the duck, and sits quietly drinking for a while. Then he says "Got any nuts?" "No", says the barman, "I just told you. No nuts."
After a few more minutes the duck says again "Got any nuts?" This time the barman loses it. "Listen you feathered f**kwit", he shouts. "I've told you twice - NO NUTS. If you ask me one more time, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!!"
The duck looks a bit scared and sips his pint silently for five minutes. Then he catches the barman's eye and asks, very quietly, "Got any nails?"
"NO" shouts the barman. "This is a pub, not a f**king hardware store!!"
"Good", says the duck. "Got any nuts?"
Posted By: Old Git on February 17th 2009 at 12:31:26
Message Thread
- Anyone got any jokes? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 17, 12:24:07
- So... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 17, 12:59:52
- An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 17, 12:46:10
- What a fine example of an integrated society (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 12:47:18
- 3 kids at the Breakfast table, mum "what do you want for breakfast?" (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 12:43:59
- Chief Sitting Bull walks into a hotel. (General Chat) - Nicola_Sacco, Feb 17, 12:40:42
- A duck goes into a bar, gets a pint and then (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 17, 12:31:26
- Two penguins in the bath, one turns to the other and says "Where's my typewriter?". The (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 17, 12:31:23
- What's a pirate's favourite letter? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 17, 12:28:34
Reply to Message
In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.
If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.