I bit a spider once, it was a fat one. Loads of baby spiders came out right quick and ran

about really quickly over my face and in my gob. They were about as big as five cress seeds stuck together.

Davey The Boy nearly spood when I done it.

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 6th 2009 at 13:56:57

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Unconventional Things You Have Eaten (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:26:08
- I bit a spider once, it was a fat one. Loads of baby spiders came out right quick and ran (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 6, 13:56:57
  - That's filth, are you making this up? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 14:03:16
- Ant eggs, maguey worms, sundry other insectoid dishes (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 6, 13:54:24
  - I now recall that I ate some huge fat white maggots in Thailand, but they were fried in (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 14:17:26
  - on yer own (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 14:02:31
- Rat up a pipe (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 6, 13:44:29
- Donkey, Croc, and sparrow (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 13:43:35
  - Sparrow?! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:45:13
    - It was a starter and it was just one sparrow with it's head still on as part of the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 13:46:37
- Some one must have eaten goose, surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:42:14
  - Well, yes, but that's not unconventional. Swan or Owl, now you're talking. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:44:18
    - I had swan once (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:47:09
      - Shink the neck's a bit chewy intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:49:44
      - Fantastic. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:48:07
    - It's unconventional for Malky. Horse is pretty conventional too, intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:46:31
      - Not in this country, I'd suggest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:47:08
        
        Maybe - he dint say that though. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:47:44
    - Immigrants eat the Queen's tits and give the swans wallpaper rash. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 6, 13:45:03
      - I reckon we should eat immigrants. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:46:59
  - Go to a bookshelf (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:44:11
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:48:33
  - Mongoose? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 6, 13:43:47
- Maggots. For a dare when I used to goo fishun as a kid. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 13:42:13
- I've eaten Snake, Kangaroo and Crocodile. All very nice surprisingly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 6, 13:36:09
  - Only had kangaroo once, would have it again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 13:37:09
- Horse in France, tasted like shite, I will happily kill and eat next doors cat if it keeps (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 6, 13:33:45
  - You can have ours soon (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 13:37:42
    - Pre-marinated, excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:39:37
      - Booooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 6, 14:06:23
- some mushrooms (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 6, 13:33:22
  - Food of the Gods - had a shrum omelet last night (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:41:13
    - waredo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 6, 13:42:28
- We've done this thread before. Crocodile and horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:31:39
  - I abase myself before your enclyclopaedic knowledge of every thread ever posted on WOTB (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:33:35
    - Nothing like youth to give you a good memory. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:35:43
      - And you are indeed nothing like youth (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:39:11
        
        Next month I shall be a youthful, vigourous and vibrant 32. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:41:56
        
        and the month after he'll be 31... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 6, 13:43:18
- Didn't some one on here once eat a pen top or some sort of stationary? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 6, 13:30:44
- Bear. And Horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Feb 6, 13:29:54
  - Bear? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 6, 13:33:47
  - Bear! (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:32:14
    - It was in Estonia. Not sure what sort actually. Estonian Bear perhaps?! (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Feb 6, 13:36:08
      - It was also v. expensive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Feb 6, 13:37:48
      - Best you never go for a walk on your own in the Appalachians. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:37:48
        
        3/10. (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Feb 6, 13:38:24
        
        ^^^^ typical example of modern grade inflation ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 6, 13:43:09
        
        Happy with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 13:40:53
    - Probably meant to type beer! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 6, 13:35:29
    - Teddy bear probably (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:32:51
      - Good stick (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Feb 6, 13:40:03
- Probably an earth worm when I were a baby. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 13:28:44
- Alligator and Kangaroo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 6, 13:28:29
- I have eaten Crocodile, giraffe, wildebeast, peacock and zebra. Seriously (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Feb 6, 13:27:08
  - Me too (apart from Peacock) plus antelope (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 6, 13:33:21
  - I eat a clown...tasted funny (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 6, 13:29:01

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