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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life
- Boring stat of the day alert... (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 23:34:18
- Commentary link (NCFC) - Theroux, Apr 1, 22:45:31
- Bookmark this link, and check back tomorrow nearer kick off (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 23:05:58
- cheers bud (n/m) (NCFC) - Theroux, Apr 1, 23:28:00
- Bookmark this link, and check back tomorrow nearer kick off (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 23:05:58
- VOTE FOR ME... (NCFC) - Big Gary Doherty, Apr 1, 21:38:55
- Sorry it's Theo for me, had he not let in 7.. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 1, 21:53:02
- Theo was poor in that game but semi was fucking terrible (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 22:25:32
- That's right , it was that crazy back pass for the first that started it. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 1, 22:40:30
- Theo was poor in that game but semi was fucking terrible (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 22:25:32
- Sorry it's Theo for me, had he not let in 7.. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 1, 21:53:02
- southampton could still make the playoffs (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 21:20:42
- give them 10 points back and still outside the play offs. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 1, 22:26:23
- To be fair Semi was back for them. (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 1, 22:22:48
- Yes & we may not get promoted, loooooooooooooooooooool. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 1, 21:24:04
- oh but it makes you think. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 1, 21:24:48
- According to Jason Cundy on talkSHITE, Liverpool are in Benfica tonight (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 21:01:18
- SSN latest: Demsey shit on 15 mins just wide!! Classic (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 1, 20:57:12
- here (NCFC) - matt in london, Apr 1, 21:19:19
- Fuckity bye-bye, Mr Babel (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 1, 20:36:33
- This particle collider thing...Have they worked out why Lee Croft can't cross a ball yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 20:29:00
- Thats further down the list behind "monkey tilt" (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 22:26:32
- Coz he'a a fat Manc (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 1, 20:46:03
- *he's* (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 1, 20:46:33
- Phwoooaarrrr! check out Nurse of the Month for October 2009 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 19:27:44
- The beard would tickle.... (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, Apr 1, 19:37:09
- Thats a good line. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 1, 19:59:20
- Quite literally 0/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 1, 19:36:17
- Can numbers be litteral? Probably? It's not a great joke but greater than zero. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 1, 19:58:04
- Oh, one more thing Judge............... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 1, 20:02:00
- Can numbers be litteral? Probably? It's not a great joke but greater than zero. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 1, 19:58:04
- The beard would tickle.... (General Chat) - big dick sanchez, Apr 1, 19:37:09
- Owned! (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 1, 17:36:07
- Haha (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 17:42:07
- not that simple though is it? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 17:54:21
- Wow. That guy has got to be rather thick (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 17:40:27
- the footnote says he's from March (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 17:41:57
- Haha (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 17:42:07
- Van just gone past office window with French Polisher on....? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 17:35:45
- this really is starting to look like it might have been suspicious circumstances (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 17:33:54
- Not such a slow news week in Norwich afterall (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 17:27:42
- That really is a mini factory (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 20:23:39
- Everyone in groups 1 & 2 for Charlton successful according to Oinker (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 17:22:21
- Well, not sure how they know that, given it's open until Monday... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 17:25:41
- Having not applied I didnt realise it was still open (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 17:26:59
- Not bothered applying, will call on my man in the know if I need a ticket (NCFC) - conker, Apr 1, 20:09:24
- Not exactly staggering is it (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 17:29:36
- you have just saved me some keyboard ink (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 17:30:04
- Having not applied I didnt realise it was still open (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 17:26:59
- Well, not sure how they know that, given it's open until Monday... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 17:25:41
- Cadburys creme eggs (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 16:56:08
- i hope you've got a spreadsheet to back such a bold prediction up... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 17:58:18
- High court judge grants injunction blocking next weeks rail strike (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 15:51:16
- What happens if they just do it anyway? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 17:32:14
- Thatcher's legacy (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 17:35:57
- Good - stupid striking cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:53:03
- yeah, when will people just lie down, do as they're told and BEHAVE. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 1, 16:25:26
- Dont blame people for joining unions but why are most union leaders lefty Scouse cunts? (General Chat) - Sprouty from Lynn, Apr 1, 17:04:03
- Exactly (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 16:26:51
- me neither (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 16:35:21
- yeah, when will people just lie down, do as they're told and BEHAVE. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 1, 16:25:26
- Why would they bomb the transport network? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 15:52:15
- Im still trying to work out the joke... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 15:53:43
- you've been whooshed twice in one day (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:54:59
- Im having a bad day lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 15:56:27
- you've been whooshed twice in one day (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:54:59
- Im still trying to work out the joke... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 15:53:43
- What happens if they just do it anyway? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 17:32:14
- Is Terry Alcock? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 15:45:02
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:49:14
- no as in no? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 15:50:07
- ANSWER ME! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 16:06:37
- weak lemon drink time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 16:07:00
- ANSWER ME! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 16:06:37
- no as in no? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 15:50:07
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:49:14
- Well so could anyone help me about the England shirt size? (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 15:38:17
- Ive got a medium and it fits fine. Not as tight as many football shirts (n/m) (NCFC) - Sprouty from Lynn, Apr 1, 17:06:58
- whose name did you have on back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:48:14
- 54 (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 16:05:22
- Including middle names I shink =) (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 1, 16:48:44
- 6 and WHELAN (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 15:50:09
- He doesn't play for England (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 16:16:23
- Isn't he Irish? (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 1, 20:09:21
- He doesn't play for England (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 16:16:23
- 54 (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 16:05:22
- 54???? **Interwebshockedfacey** (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 15:44:17
- I love to wear shirt a bit lose...:) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 15:49:35
- how many football shirts do you own now? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:44:02
- Answer before!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 15:45:46
- i must of been out mountain climbing, i missed it (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:49:28
- Answer before!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 15:45:46
- I believe this bloke has a 54 (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:40:24
- nah, he's a 57 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:44:02
- had a team-building day at work yesterdee (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:28:52
- There was a young man called scrampton (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:37:26
- there was an old man called Sward (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:42:51
- Doesn't scan (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:54:42
- there was an old man called Sward (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:42:51
- his name is ralf scrampton (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:34:41
- hello boss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:37:26
- is he a twat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:43:19
- no boss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:44:41
- i think you are telling fibs (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:50:26
- you're right boss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 16:01:12
- i think you are telling fibs (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:50:26
- no boss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:44:41
- is he a twat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:43:19
- hello boss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 15:37:26
- There was a young man called scrampton (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:37:26
- Actual email sent to journalists by a London PR agency (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:11:13
- april fool? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:12:29
- Sadly not (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:15:06
- I liked this (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 15:16:41
- not really important for a PR company I suppose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:16:37
- Indeed - not part of the job role at all (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:19:49
- we are not all upper class pompus english snobs (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:16:31
- ... (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:21:15
- pompus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:17:30
- Porpoise (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:20:09
- pumput (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 15:18:23
- pompus pumput (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:19:28
- up pompey (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:20:36
- Down Pompey... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 15:34:42
- up pompey (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:20:36
- pompus pumput (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:19:28
- Blimey - I'd got you completely wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 15:17:09
- Sadly not (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 15:15:06
- april fool? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:12:29
- Daily Mail Song (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:55:57
- looks like tudders and pants (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:59:25
- Son of blokey at work has just got picked up by the New England Revolutions in the MLS as (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:52:12
- dunt care (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:52:54
- Get back in your box you cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:54:51
- i love it when he go on the oinkun as "wrathsajoke" and tries to wind all them up (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:56:06
- Get back in your box you cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:54:51
- dunt care (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:52:54
- pants-i may have a spare charlton ticket-do you want it? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:50:38
- How much are they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:55:28
- only available to pants-but he has to reply (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:58:02
- Is that not Restrictive Trade Practice ? To go along with your blatant touting ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 15:00:54
- cant be touting if the tickets free. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:03:52
- Unauthorised transfer of the ticket is illegal too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 15:10:00
- il get it authorised just for you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:12:19
- OK, that'd be cool. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 15:45:38
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 15:16:52
- il get it authorised just for you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:12:19
- Unauthorised transfer of the ticket is illegal too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 15:10:00
- prove it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:02:55
- cant be touting if the tickets free. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:03:52
- he asked how much they were not who were they available to you thick fucking knob (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:00:46
- irrelevent how much cos not forsale to him-hope this helps you smegmer breath twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:02:12
- smegmer (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:03:33
- check the end of your cock-you will find some there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:04:55
- i doubt it (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 15:07:55
- im not an expert on the subject (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:08:47
- we know (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 15:12:36
- you know what it smells like (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:10:43
- im not an expert on the subject (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:08:47
- i doubt it (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 15:07:55
- check the end of your cock-you will find some there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:04:55
- smegmer (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 15:03:33
- irrelevent how much cos not forsale to him-hope this helps you smegmer breath twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 15:02:12
- Is that not Restrictive Trade Practice ? To go along with your blatant touting ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 15:00:54
- only available to pants-but he has to reply (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:58:02
- How much are they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:55:28
- Just saw the Elizabeth Lambert video for the first time. FFS ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:39:49
- Who? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:48:28
- Kevin Muscat's love child: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:50:19
- sign the bitch (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:56:35
- wud u? (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:57:16
- sign the bitch (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:56:35
- Oh she's that merkin player (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:50:01
- Kevin Muscat's love child: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:50:19
- Who? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:48:28
- pants-you really are a sad bastard arnt you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:38:40
- It's past noon now, Sellars. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:42:24
- dunt blah (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:42:02
- pssssst! (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:41:42
- Lovely old Mile Cross (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:28:31
- call the serious collision investigation team (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:40:19
- She look about 30 duntshe? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 14:34:55
- Was just thinking the same (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 14:36:26
- i also thunket (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:37:17
- She also appears to be fighting back the tears rather well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:38:02
- your chance to move in on her (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:40:27
- She also appears to be fighting back the tears rather well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:38:02
- i also thunket (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:37:17
- Was just thinking the same (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 14:36:26
- My brother knew him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:31:05
- Feel sorry for him (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:33:44
- Well yes (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:47:16
- the mayor of norwich is a green (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:49:44
- Yeah. Bet he got the boat to Japan for the World Cup too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:50:53
- he will may could probably might swam it. i might try swimming round the world (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:53:44
- and jimmy hipwell died (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:50:48
- and this went on which is brillyunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:51:55
- Yeah. Bet he got the boat to Japan for the World Cup too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:50:53
- True. No-one's been killed on PoW road for months now (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:47:54
- you should ave been there satdee! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:49:41
- the mayor of norwich is a green (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:49:44
- Well yes (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:47:16
- Feel sorry for him (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:33:44
- FAO: Tombs. Mumford and Sons added to Latitude lineup (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 14:10:54
- Trigger out of Only Fools and Horses is doing poetry at The Worstead and.... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:41:17
- He lives in the next village from my brother, he reckon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:54:13
- So there will be one decent band there then... (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 14:37:00
- when do tikkerts go on sale to supermembers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:35:14
- Tomorrow. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:12:49
- 16.28 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 14:13:24
- Bit too "sleeves" that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:19:41
- "Save me a stool" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 14:48:11
- et unt? Wilco. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 14:21:46
- Bit too "sleeves" that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 14:19:41
- 16.28 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 14:13:24
- Trigger out of Only Fools and Horses is doing poetry at The Worstead and.... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 14:41:17
- Does anyone remember the name of the websites that turns text into speech, tried google (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 13:59:11
- Windows has this built in after XP so it would be a case of finding a programme (n/m) (General Chat) - NorwichCasual, Apr 1, 22:37:58
- A bin man was collecting the rubbish, but one house hadn't put its bin out so he knocked (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:57:47
- You can pack that shit in right now! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 14:02:17
- is jonothan ross a chineser? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:01:34
- Bwilliant. That doesn't get any worse despite its considerable age. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:01:19
- Quack! (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 13:52:20
- dirty leeds basterd (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:55:31
- Shoplifting XI- Peter Shirt-lifted (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 13:52:01
- peter mendham your ways you thiefing cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 1, 14:44:38
- bean (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 1, 14:05:28
- coo (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 14:07:57
- Luke Steal (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 14:02:00
- an orbital black and decker sander with safety cut out (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:00:36
- someone get the jacket (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 14:01:36
- barbour or berketex? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 14:02:34
- someone get the jacket (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 14:01:36
- Winonawesley schniRyder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 1, 13:58:31
- a can of lynx amazon deodorant (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:57:43
- some garden peas (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:56:34
- a couple of bottles of ketchup (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:56:11
- Nick Barmby (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 13:55:27
- packet of gillete mach III razors (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:53:03
- packet of gillete mach III razors Ruddock, surely ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 13:55:43
- Been away for the week (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Apr 1, 13:51:00
- Jonathan Ross shoplifted a kitchen utensil from Tescoses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:46:44
- He threw some Domestos at the old bill when they arrived too (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:53:28
- no wonder he got took off have fillum 2010 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:59:08
- he's not Chinese y'know... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 13:58:11
- I'm still smarting that my XXL 2:30 dental appointment got ignored (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:59:25
- I heard that he has deferred the de-scaling of his kettle (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 13:50:40
- what is it with celebrities shoplifting? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:50:08
- I think Tombs may have just be whooshed (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 13:57:11
- no dude (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 13:59:17
- No Klobs, you've been anti-whoosed (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:58:25
- u pilchard! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 13:54:02
- I think Tombs may have just be whooshed (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 13:57:11
- ATTN: pants (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:47:00
- He threw some Domestos at the old bill when they arrived too (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:53:28
- This is absolutely brilliant (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 13:46:26
- Poland invaded by Hun, neville chamberlain looks a bit foolish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:52:28
- Oh, has it been posted before then? (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 13:53:24
- Superb! (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Apr 1, 13:50:35
- That is exceptional (n/m) (General Chat) - Keanosbarmyarmy, Apr 1, 13:48:24
- Poland invaded by Hun, neville chamberlain looks a bit foolish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:52:28
- is anyone else on here getting hit with ncfc marketing emails? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:18:56
- I couldn't give a shit. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 13:32:33
- Sounds like an April Fool but isnt... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 12:51:24
- FAO Charles (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:49:59
- afternoon (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:53:14
- oh shit, too late for april fools (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:54:11
- afternoon (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:53:14
- United were obviously too excited and couldnt wait till tomorrow tell the world... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 12:36:19
- he's fucked for the world cup (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 12:40:36
- I don't agree (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 1, 13:49:44
- Or he'll be fresher than he would had Fergie continued to flog him to death (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 12:48:06
- He is about 2 years away from being an Owen or Fowler isn't he? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 1, 13:43:46
- Agreed (Other Football) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:51:55
- I firmly believe that he has swallowed Fergie's (and the Man Utd fans') club-before-countr (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:53:39
- No (Other Football) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:59:07
- I hope I am wrong fwiw. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:00:54
- Jafski's right. But it's the other 10 who worry me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 13:35:23
- I hope I am wrong fwiw. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:00:54
- Run around the pitch dementedly (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 12:57:57
- No (Other Football) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:59:07
- I firmly believe that he has swallowed Fergie's (and the Man Utd fans') club-before-countr (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:53:39
- am i the only one on here finding it difficult to give a shit about this? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 12:40:31
- i care quite a bit about this actually... (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:21:04
- no, loads of people won't care (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:47:00
- I care too. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:48:14
- I am uncaring about the title (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:52:58
- Michael OVER. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:54:38
- he needs to update it though (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:56:01
- Michael OVER. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:54:38
- I am uncaring about the title (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:52:58
- I care too. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:48:14
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 1, 12:41:11
- good. (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 12:52:04
- he's fucked for the world cup (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 12:40:36
- Anyone know anything about income tax? (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:31:03
- trust me, I'm an accountant (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 12:40:18
- I trust you (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:46:29
- 20%. Lucky bar steward. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 13:36:09
- Have you got any benefits in kind? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 12:48:59
- Do they get free lunch at McDonalds? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:59:43
- I trust you (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:46:29
- minus the 6k figure because that is tax free (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 12:34:53
- The later. Isn't it 22% not 20%? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:32:29
- *latter (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:32:44
- thanks much (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 12:34:18
- *latter (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:32:44
- trust me, I'm an accountant (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 12:40:18
- on radio now told a story (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:25:08
- Your name shall also go on ze list. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:26:09
- ^bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:25:30
- His head fell off.... (Other Sports) - lmc, Apr 1, 12:13:39
- Pigeon 0 - Beak Before Wicket. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:19:05
- Retired Hurt, surely. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:24:46
- Out for a Duck (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:26:10
- Retired Hurt, surely. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:24:46
- Pigeon 0 - Beak Before Wicket. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:19:05
- Only fans who didn't claim the rebate will get Charlton tickets (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 1, 11:55:20
- that would be fair (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 15:17:23
- Brilliant!! i didn't claim the rebate! (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:27:39
- nice one , just for a moment you had me (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 12:18:52
- This is an April Fool isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:18:00
- Poor old selwyns, someone will have to tout him one (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:14:23
- Wow. Bitter (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 1, 12:09:39
- Sounds fair enough to me! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Apr 1, 12:04:30
- One for AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 11:26:57
- And another... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:13:27
- Ha! I like that one (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 12:18:58
- And another... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:13:27
- Was Shakespeare French ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 11:12:17
- All those licence fees at the BBCs disposal and all they can come up with is that? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 12:06:50
- dunno but his plays were all shite (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:00:42
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:19:47
- I said I thought his plays were all of old tosh innit (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:23:14
- You know that 'CelebAir', with Chico on an aeroplane? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:33:01
- You're about as funny as a college massacre (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:35:44
- Rich coming from you, O'Connor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:38:28
- And you're about as useful as a return ticket to Guantanamo (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:40:17
- Where are you stealing these from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:43:19
- I made them up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:54:55
- Where are you stealing these from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:43:19
- And you're about as useful as a return ticket to Guantanamo (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:40:17
- Rich coming from you, O'Connor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:38:28
- You're about as funny as a college massacre (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:35:44
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:28:14
- I think he's over egged cos it's a good way of keeping old theatres going (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:34:05
- I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:36:19
- I think he's over egged cos it's a good way of keeping old theatres going (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:34:05
- rolphin (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:25:17
- You know that 'CelebAir', with Chico on an aeroplane? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 1, 12:33:01
- I said I thought his plays were all of old tosh innit (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:23:14
- Pleb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:10:42
- like them period dramas innit "it is not thy lust that makes me wish to be....." (General Chat) - pants, Apr 1, 12:15:42
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:19:47
- wot crap, stupid frogs (n/m) (General Chat) - Chocolate Warrior, Apr 1, 11:46:38
- Pac-man spotted in space (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 11:03:04
- The Sun's April Fool article (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 10:57:57
- I liked this one (Other Football) - BungysPie, Apr 1, 11:29:55
- I dont think refs will have any trouble keeping up with Holt or Martin (n/m) (Other Football) - Keanosbarmyarmy, Apr 1, 11:04:00
- But your farkin defenders will (n/m) (Other Football) - Jambocanary, Apr 1, 12:15:43
- fuck off binboy (n/m) (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Apr 1, 11:42:35
- onion rings (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 1, 11:29:26
- I'm so happy this article was posted last night and not this morning... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 11:22:06
- If you insist on coming on here (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 1, 11:20:47
- United to announce details on Rooneys injury at midday tomorrow (Other Football) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 10:56:33
- april fool?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Apr 1, 11:43:00
- Makes more sense than a sprain, as ligament tear would be about 6 weeks (Other Football) - pants, Apr 1, 10:58:08
- Bit of kangaroo placenta and he'll be fine by the weekend (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 11:08:18
- how Selwyn can count up to 33 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:29:47
- Look at that thing, behind you ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 10:27:18
- where? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 11:26:30
- The 12 deadline doesn't apply to Holland, so I'm here all day. Your flies are undone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 11:34:34
- thought it was drafty.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 11:36:40
- The 12 deadline doesn't apply to Holland, so I'm here all day. Your flies are undone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 11:34:34
- where? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 11:26:30
- WOTB Predictions League - Superleague and Divisional standings after Game 7... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 1, 10:21:48
- top of league 2 w00t! Me and the yellows in tandom. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 11:37:37
- Woah! Must be an April Fool! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 10:31:04
- Koey a doubt for tomorrow night (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:15:03
- Shit April Fools that (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:16:33
- Doubt McNasty has much time for April Fools pranks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 10:21:00
- yep I quite liked the guardian one (played a bit of a Thick Of It line) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:26:26
- haha (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 1, 10:33:15
- why can't newspapers employ decent photoshoppers? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:31:32
- yep I quite liked the guardian one (played a bit of a Thick Of It line) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:26:26
- Doubt McNasty has much time for April Fools pranks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 10:21:00
- Shit April Fools that (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:16:33
- Johnbull Osemwegie not offered contract... shame, great name (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 09:53:01
- Will Rose be ineligible on Monday against Stockport? (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 1, 09:31:20
- And the prize for the worst April fools joke goes to (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 09:21:10
- I think Cesc Fabregas has done the best one (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 10:11:47
- what's he done? Has he finally admitted to being a massive prick? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:16:03
- claims he played with a broken leg (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 10:21:29
- not unheard of (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:24:21
- yes -didn't Terry Alcock do it? (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 10:30:30
- not unheard of (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:24:21
- gosh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 10:17:24
- claims he played with a broken leg (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 10:21:29
- what's he done? Has he finally admitted to being a massive prick? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 1, 10:16:03
- could be useful... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:46:49
- Saints have done a good one (General Chat) - mr chimp, Apr 1, 09:44:23
- is it about them reaching the playoffs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 09:49:18
- have I been whooshed? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:48:07
- I think Cesc Fabregas has done the best one (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 10:11:47
- Without wishing to sound boring... (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Apr 1, 08:29:38
- A good one for XXL16 (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 1, 08:23:27
- That's wonderful. I love this bit: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 10:26:41
- Aprilfoolface (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 09:23:38
- Poomer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 09:11:52
- There must be some proper mongs in Burnley (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 1, 09:10:21
- fuck me, they will sweat their tits off in that thing! (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:00:07
- I think that's a good one (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 09:07:34
- my favourite ever football one was yares goo (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:11:27
- i think my favourite was done by either Match or Shoot (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:07:07
- if i wasn't so lazy... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 10:10:33
- I remember that. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 09:35:30
- yes, and if a cup game goes into extra time the goals expand gradually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:40:27
- Refs should be allowed to taser persistent foulers and divers. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 09:46:47
- Perhaps that's in poor taste. I apologise. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 09:48:06
- non fatal landmine.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:58:42
- Perhaps that's in poor taste. I apologise. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 09:48:06
- Refs should be allowed to taser persistent foulers and divers. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 09:46:47
- yes, and if a cup game goes into extra time the goals expand gradually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:40:27
- i think my favourite was done by either Match or Shoot (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 10:07:07
- my favourite ever football one was yares goo (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:11:27
- some old dear did a lot of knitting there... not really worth it I'd say (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 09:02:28
- I think that's a good one (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 09:07:34
- PROlifola.... oh what cards they are! (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 08:44:29
- Another Leeds view on their fans' behaviour last week - (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 1, 08:19:07
- makes a very good point about lack of policing (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 09:07:39
- ?Your shoe lace is undone! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 1, 08:01:35
- Slip on poomers. Aprilfoolfail. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 09:14:39
- ^^^never learnt to tie his laces^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 1, 09:56:25
- On closer inspection, they are loafers. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 08:55:23
- FAO Lovely Old Job (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Apr 1, 08:19:05
- it is n'all (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 1, 08:15:46
- D'oh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 1, 08:07:31
- Slip on poomers. Aprilfoolfail. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 09:14:39
- Your shoe lace is undone! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 1, 06:38:16
- Damn you caught me (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 1, 06:54:14
- This interview was done before the Leeds game (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 1, 02:33:09
- The thing about common sense is that it is not common (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 1, 07:11:19
- I confess, I am Worzel Scrimmage (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 02:03:57
- Oh look, it's the most boring and unpleasant wrather (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 03:52:41
- before you ask, I'm not interested, I like women (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 03:54:34
- Oh look, it's the most boring and unpleasant wrather (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 03:52:41
- So on BBC1 news it just said Fabregas has a suspected broken leg? (Other Football) - CityForLife, Apr 1, 00:02:02
- Said on ssn about an hour ago... (Other Football) - Swanny, Apr 1, 00:11:22
- Really? Ouch! So he has broken his kicking leg and still managed to take the pen? (Other Football) - CityForLife, Apr 1, 00:16:46
- It's quite possible to play on with a broken leg (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, Apr 1, 05:27:05
- Really? Ouch! So he has broken his kicking leg and still managed to take the pen? (Other Football) - CityForLife, Apr 1, 00:16:46
- Said on ssn about an hour ago... (Other Football) - Swanny, Apr 1, 00:11:22