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Has Norfolk Muscians XI been done? (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 31, 13:01:34
- Graham Trumpet (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 31, 15:45:25
- Oscar CORDoba (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, May 31, 15:33:11
- Cathy Dennis Law (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 14:09:15
- Alan Brind (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 13:04:49
This Warrior thing (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 18:03:41
- Not at all. It's a way of life for people like me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 30, 18:06:26
  - What's your new years resolution for today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 30, 18:09:00
    - Not to call people a cunt, even if they are. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 30, 18:10:43
  - That's cos you're special Tudds (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 18:07:28
- I've missed it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 18:05:07
Which one of you mongs (General Chat) - Small, May 30, 18:01:39
Buffy's - Norwich Terrier (General Chat) - DICKY, May 29, 18:00:06
- I'm Biased But Recommend... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 29, 19:10:06
  - Old Les is a fantastic beer. (General Chat) - NorwichDave, May 29, 20:33:34
  - The trouble I find (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 19:26:00
  - I was quite sad to learn that the mad old bastard died a couple of years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 19:15:53
    - Madder Than Mad Jock McMad, Winner Of Last Years Madman Competition (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 29, 19:33:20
      - I worked there years ago. For some reason that I could never fathom (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 19:46:55
        
        Blimey Tudders, You Must Have Served Me Many An Ale! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 29, 20:04:10
        
        Sanderson. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 20:10:13
        
        Yes! Mr Simon Sanderson, King Of Yachting Speed... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 29, 20:20:11
        
        King of never buying a round. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 20:35:54
    - Les, that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 19:18:37
- Polly (General Chat) - Beerswiller, May 29, 18:14:27
  - Don't forget Hopleaf! (n/m) (General Chat) - DICKY, May 29, 18:19:13
    - Dark One (General Chat) - Beerswiller, May 29, 18:24:46
FAO AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 16:39:36
- Dint see that. Thread-nesty-can't-be-arsed syndrome. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 16:46:33
  - No I don't like that one thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 17:53:11
- All beer tastes like soil (General Chat) - camcan, May 29, 16:44:06
  - I have to confess to not having drunk much soil in my time... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:50:22
    - Tenants Super tastes of ear wax (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:52:50
      - I'd rather eat ear wax.. (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:55:20
        
        I think it tastes of soil and ear wax (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:57:23
        
        which tastes like concentrated cabbages (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:59:09
        
        I like the taste of cabbages though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 17:00:46
        
        alas, there is no accounting for taste (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 17:03:52
  - And do flumps taste like pillows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:44:47
    - Grandfather Flump tastes of old eggs (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:50:05
      - I had a chicken shish wrap with garlic sauce and Turkish salad last night... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:53:09
Conclusive proof obtained. All bets are off... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:09:59
- Not even worth drawing breath for... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:39:23
- Fight! Fight ! Fight! (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:25:11
- May 29th can be wotb annual fight off! Here's the draw (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:15:42
  - count me out (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, May 29, 16:45:17
  - I'll fight the winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:26:12
  - Too organised (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 16:24:31
  - Winners so far (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:23:58
    - bollocks (General Chat) - megson, May 29, 16:43:38
    - next (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:27:36
      - Winners (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:31:11
        
        Who the fuck is tequila? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:36:13
        
        As you speak (General Chat) - King, May 29, 16:35:40
        
        next (adds small in, otherwise it's fucked :s) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:33:25
        
        No! It's a fix! (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 29, 16:36:15
        
        Winners (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:35:52
        
        Small v Fond and Dog v tequila Semi hard on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:36:44
        
        Small v Dog final!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:37:34
        
        Small wins! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:37:58
        
        FFS. Small is a pussy as well.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 16:39:07
        
        He's got a winning smile though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:39:48
        
        Yay! (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:38:41
        
        Technically (General Chat) - King, May 29, 16:40:08
        
        Anymore lip from you (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:41:36
        
        You can only beat what's infront of you (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:41:24
        
        Loser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 16:39:00
        
        Yet I beat you... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:39:51
        
        How come small gets a bye. Fix! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 16:35:25
        
        I'll take you all on.. (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:37:58
        
        Easy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:33:11
    - hoorah! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:27:30
    - Damn. Well fought old chap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 16:25:01
  - We fight fair up 'ere lad.. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 29, 16:23:42
  - Dog, pants, King and linda have got to be favourites... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:21:23
    - Indeed (General Chat) - King, May 29, 16:26:58
  - Fuck off. You're going down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 16:20:49
  - I think I'll just change my name to 'The' (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 16:19:26
  - Are weapons permitted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 16:18:17
  - Who's revsimon? Bev under another username or summat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:16:21
    - I can confirm..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 29, 16:39:43
      - Splendid... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:40:47
      - How's Kev? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:40:33
bank holiday football xl (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, May 28, 11:25:19
- Graham Tent (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, May 28, 16:29:55
- EDWIN caraVAN here DER and every fucking where SAR (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 28, 13:20:40
- Costa Del Sol Campbell (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 28, 12:20:07
- Matthew Holliday (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, May 28, 12:14:32
- Jamie Queue-reton (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, May 28, 12:12:59
- david boredham (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, May 28, 12:12:50
- Ruud Cara-Van Nistelrooy (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 28, 12:11:10
- Nicky Buttlins (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 28, 12:06:23
- peter couch (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, May 28, 12:05:13
- Peter Thorne (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 28, 12:01:28
- Ademole Bankole (iday) (Other Football) - romayellow, May 28, 11:58:24
- Chris Day-Off (n/m) (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, May 28, 11:55:13
- lee camp-ing (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 28, 11:46:32
WTF do people see in Kylie Minogue? (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 13:28:04
- My cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 25, 20:36:58
- gravel (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:30:36
  - oh please malkybarkid, please please I'm begging you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:35:16
    - shink yew watta gewun f**k a pie dortya? (General Chat) - ma1kybarkid, May 25, 14:46:15
      - When have you ever in your whole world heard an american say "twatcocktits"? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:57:51
        
        half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 14:58:30
        
        idiotic ponce - up for beer on Sundee? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:59:00
        
        yare to a bare (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 15:02:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:06:51
        
        or "twazzocktits"? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:58:14
      - nice user name brom (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:47:51
- I like hot girls cos they're hot, write yay below if you enjoy donuts (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 13:42:43
  - YAY! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:45:17
    - lovely old fadge (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:49:32
      - People who like this recipe also like (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:04:45
      - Who's for Irish fadge? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:52:22
  - hoorah! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:44:34
- Shes filthy (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 25, 13:40:47
- Looks like she's had a load of surgery on her boat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 13:40:04
- shes hot (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 25, 13:29:57
- a tonka truck? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:29:19
You are not gonna believe this but (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 12:55:05
- Idiot (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 14:30:02
- Malingering goose. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:56:54
- Mrs AB's grandma has gout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:56:06
- Gout! Fucking gout! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:55:39
  - Not that uncommon apparently.. Harry Kewell had it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 12:59:55
    - as well as the girl from Emmerdale (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 25, 13:59:02
      - It's nice. I prefer edam though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:00:18
    - Yeah but he's Australian (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, May 25, 13:07:11
      - Thank you very much,Aukland. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:10:43
        
        Sorry, Auckland! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:11:29
    - how will they get your gout out? Have you got to have your legs off? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:02:10
      - Loads of drugs and shit, methinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:05:21
        
        ask for mdma and some acid - that'll do ut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:13:46
        
        ^^He's right. Might twist your beak a bit, but you'll feel a lot better for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 13:29:55
    - Did Thorne ever use that excuse? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 13:01:44
      - For scoring 140 league goals? (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:13:06
        
        2 in two seasons at Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 25, 13:15:29
        
        unfortunate circumstances (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:17:41
        
        yeah, past it, lazy, wind surfing (General Chat) - phrankin, May 25, 13:18:58
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:21:51
  - I knew a bloke that had it at 25. (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:58:32
    - Wunt it gout that done for Henry VIII? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:59:42
      - The futility of mortality eh. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 13:00:37
Caption competition (Other Football) - Small, May 24, 16:09:40
- Spot the 50p piece competition (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 25, 13:49:23
- Gay grease auditions get out of hand (n/m) (Other Football) - Swarn, May 24, 17:05:35
- Captain Marvel's diet of beer and pies left him vunerable to a good kicking (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 24, 16:57:36
- Snake attempts to eat rioting Scousers, explodes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, May 24, 16:25:52
- Greece's 'Birthday Bumps Law' enforced with ruthless efficiency. (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, May 24, 16:24:01
- typical night out for tudders (bottom of picture with can) in Liverpool (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 24, 16:20:13
- Giz a sip, fatty. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, May 24, 16:16:29
- You put your right boot in, your right boot out (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 16:15:40
- Rival fans fight after Champions League Final (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 16:12:59
Nice bus (Other Football) - Small, May 24, 15:55:30
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 16:07:00
- That's not in Liverpool then ... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 24, 15:59:08
roffle from Tractorsgirls site... (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 24, 14:03:44
- holy fooking shite............ (Other Football) - UScanary, May 24, 16:46:42
- Those pictures actually make me feel sick! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ruffled_Canary, May 24, 16:02:55
- not her first tv role (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 24, 14:40:16
  - She obviously specializes in childrens television (Other Football) - Small, May 24, 14:48:33
    - mork calling (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 15:08:52
      - orson... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 24, 15:27:40
        
        that was supposed to be under one of yours saying orsom (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 15:52:47
        
        figured (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 24, 16:00:52
    - That's Alan Smith (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:56:38
      - Haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 24, 15:03:12
- Shame she decided to "break into" modelling (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:09:51
  - plastacine modelling.... her face (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, May 24, 14:11:24
Who here is going on the pre-season tour of Holland? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 22, 17:52:18
- hope they don't ask for proof of age (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 22, 20:02:23
- I feel a gag coming on from someone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 22, 17:53:08
  - Why, what are you doing to them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 17:58:02
    - Making them toss off a beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 22, 17:58:30
      - Frig! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 17:59:56
        
        and the dump? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 22, 18:08:12
        
        Surely it would be Frig and the Frump? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 18:14:16
        
        you flange (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 22, 18:34:29
        
        or more likely Frig of the Frump (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 22, 18:16:06
        
        Curse you, Red Baron (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 18:18:48
  - Ditto (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 22, 17:53:39
    - for food? nice, expensive but nice (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 22, 17:55:07
      - Kennedy's was the other place we're thinking of going to (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 22, 17:55:52
        
        not sure what that's like for food, only drink in there now and again on a weekend (NCFC) - pants, May 22, 17:57:42
        
        Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 22, 17:58:10
        
        First time I ever had liquorice ice cream (NCFC) - camcan, May 22, 18:36:20
        
        It was that good, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 19:04:33
Please sir, mbk sir, when are the results of the quiz going to be announced? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 17:25:57
- There are no results, the answers all relate to your own personal experience of certain (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:29:54
- Do you know what the prize is? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 22, 17:28:22
  - It had better be good (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 17:31:45
Is the Super Cup from when the cup was sponsored by Soup? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 17:12:24
- Is that really the best you can come up with at 17:18ish of a Toosdee evening? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:18:17
  - Appears so (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 17:19:08
- irriot (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 17:14:51
- no (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:13:03
  - But the Milk Cup was from when the cup was sponsored by Milk. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 17:23:54
    - you'll notice that it's not called the Milker cup though... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:25:41
      - "Show us yer milkers". (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 17:31:38
        
        blimps (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:32:14
        
        nellies (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:32:29
        
        knockers (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:32:42
        
        swingers (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:32:57
        
        fuckers (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:33:17
        
        topbollocks (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:33:34
        
        dianes (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:33:54
        
        balloons (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:34:19
        
        norks (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:36:20
        
        jugs (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:37:34
        
        funbags (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:37:15
        
        bazookas (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:36:36
        
        bazookas (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:37:52
        
        quack (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:45:09
        
        baps (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:38:07
        
        bosoms (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:39:09
        
        bombs (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:38:34
        
        hooters (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:38:49
        
        melons (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:39:03
        
        Melons - top, top word (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:52:40
        
        That's my current favourite word for them... (Other Football) - Small, May 22, 17:55:29
        
        bazoomas (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:39:21
        
        boobs (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:39:37
        
        milkmakers (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:39:54
        
        tits (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:41:10
        
        wangers (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 17:41:40
        
        speed bumps (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:47:57
        
        ta tas (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:48:06
        
        baps (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 17:49:50
        
        baby's bagrats (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:51:55
        
        bandwidth (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 17:52:08
        
        ww2 (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:51:54
        
        someone on here used to call them puppies. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 17:42:07
        
        puppies is a common name for them (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:43:02
        
        why puppies rather than, say, kittens? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 17:44:48
        
        snuggle pups (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 19:06:52
        
        why bazookas rather than rocket propelled grenades? (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:46:48
        
        because women already have a pussy elsewhere... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:46:27
        
        ha ha. Very good. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 17:49:27
        
        or runts? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:45:47
        
        and for baby dogs (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:44:03
        
        a bit (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 17:44:40
    - yes (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:25:02
mbk dot thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:05:56
- Posted By: Small on May 22nd 2007 at 16:36:55 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 22, 17:11:15
  - Shit (General Chat) - Small, May 22, 17:21:01
  - What was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:13:22
    - this (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:14:58
- Good. I see that you have completed this one but not the ridiculously important one. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:08:02
  - I answered this but me answers have fucked off into Wrath ether... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:17:24
    - this weekend - fool (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:17:42
      - Oh yeah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:19:34
        
        yes, very. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:20:43
side bottom. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 16:47:46
- Norfolk, or East Anglia in general is the side bottom of the UK... (Other Sports) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 17:14:26
- Where is there a bottom at the top? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Trent_Canary, May 22, 17:06:27
  - Your legs, obviously! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Trent_Canary, May 22, 17:32:35
  - those new sauce bottles like out of Ketchup, Salad Cream and HP. (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:17:17
  - Cast list for Midsummer Night's Dream (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 22, 17:12:38
  - Britain (Other Sports) - blindasabat, May 22, 17:09:51
  - Sarah Parmenter doing a knickerless handstand at Long Melford Primary School (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:09:18
    - Weren't her feet at the top? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 22, 17:12:16
      - no, they flopped down like a goose on a spike - her bottom (normal and front) were at the (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:13:54
        
        That sounds very difficult. Did she look like this? (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 22, 17:20:57
        
        rolf. Christ! That cannot be her frontbottom/bottom can it? (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:22:47
        
        I think that this is Sarah (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 22, 17:23:41
        
        cor! (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, May 22, 17:25:40
        
        Clump! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, May 22, 17:26:02
- Front bottom (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 22, 17:05:41
- Frank (n/m) (Other Sports) - blindasabat, May 22, 16:52:09
- Why not Martin Bicknell (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, May 22, 16:50:43
- back arse (n/m) (Other Sports) - leedsmetcanary, May 22, 16:49:04
Tuesday Quiz for all Norwich and ex-Norwich residents. Ridiculously important! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:27:33
- ok (General Chat) - Small, May 22, 16:36:55
- Ok......... (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 13:43:15
- Quizmania (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 13:41:22
- Oooh oooh a quiz (General Chat) - Clare, May 22, 13:33:12
- Righty ho (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 13:18:54
- ok (General Chat) - lurd, May 22, 13:10:23
- ear goo (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 22, 12:49:36
- I need multiple choice... (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 22, 12:43:00
  - You went to see your mate perform in the Loft on gay night? (General Chat) - Brom, May 22, 12:56:31
    - Isn't every night gay night at the Loft? (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 22, 13:23:06
      - Friday's only I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 22, 14:30:02
      - I had the same experience, and also (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 13:29:44
        
        The most surreal thing I saw through my drunken haze (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 22, 13:38:10
- one from me - I think I failed (General Chat) - south, May 22, 12:42:00
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, May 22, 12:31:50
- reply (General Chat) - olej24, May 22, 12:31:27
- Hare (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:31:13
- any chance of a quiz for the rest of us? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:30:01
  - What about (General Chat) - olej24, May 22, 12:45:16
  - ok (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:31:19
    - an addition (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 12:41:02
    - 0(mod 3) or 4(mod 5) (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 22, 12:38:06
    - 11 (base 8) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, May 22, 12:33:09
    - A sum (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 12:32:48
    - 9! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:32:37
      - hah you cant even get that right 9!=362880 (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 22, 12:38:51
        
        numpty (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 22, 13:06:44
        
        maths stoodent? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 22, 12:40:20
        
        how did you know (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 22, 12:41:34
        
        cos you use maths stuff, lol (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 22, 12:44:04
Quiz Time, who is this? (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:10:51
- Chester Cheetos (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, May 19, 13:49:19
  - Correct! (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:57:04
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 19, 13:13:41
  - I know that is the correct answer, but it isn't the correct answer as well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 19, 13:21:40
    - true (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 19, 13:25:53
      - How much hosre to you want for next weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 19, 13:28:50
        
        Erm.......about 9 i would think (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 19, 13:38:45
      - Pub in an hour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 19, 13:28:03
c'mon boys, get your centuries and let's have a bowl at 'em (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:41:39
- Whats the latest Mr. H? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, May 18, 18:05:24
  - 541-5 (Other Sports) - Small, May 18, 18:08:15
    - Surely best to declare now? (Other Sports) - Klobo04, May 18, 18:11:49
      - They'd get offered the light though (Other Sports) - Small, May 18, 18:13:56
        
        What are the chances of bowling them out tomorrow? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, May 18, 18:38:46
- Indeedy (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, May 18, 17:46:24
  - I know. I think it's a bit sad. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:47:57
- We'd be better off letting them batter another 50-75 runs tonight (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 18, 17:44:32
  - why? We're not gonna lose (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:48:28
    - Runs are flowing like water right now, take them (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 18, 17:50:08
- wahey. Prior catches up with Bell. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:43:02
the boss wants me to phone two job candidates and tell them they've not got the job (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 18, 16:30:33
- all you say is 'someone else was a better fit' (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 17:08:46
- Tell them "My boss is committing a criminal offence by discriminating against you (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 16:39:42
  - oky doky (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 18, 16:40:12
    - Or you could say "We liked you but the other candidates were more impressive" (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 16:47:36
      - that's pretty much what i did say (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 18, 16:59:25
        
        where else are they gonna wear their earrings? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 17:03:04
        
        You don't want to know... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 17:26:51
        
        In their mary's (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 18, 18:03:41
- Pathetic. n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralph, May 18, 16:36:17
  - not sure that will work (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 18, 16:39:40
- "not sure how to make a phone call"? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 16:32:32
  - LOL ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, May 19, 01:05:04
  - dont confuse things, he may be on hands free (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 16:33:34
    - And "bottom of phone" is very ambiguous (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 16:36:19
      - You're right. I think he should ask one of his Dutch friends to help. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 16:37:49
        
        But he's French (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 16:38:47
        
        when he's not being Steve in Holland, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 16:41:50
        
        Quoi? In Cluedo terms, is that a suggestion or an accusation? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 16:45:16
- i do that all day (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 16:31:13
  - do you want me to give them a call? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 18, 16:31:41
- wimp (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 16:31:12
What is the single, heaviest living thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 18, 15:02:45
- paddy kenney (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:41:28
- Pants' mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 18, 15:33:01
  - .... (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:37:25
    - she don't look that heavy... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:38:37
      - AHEM!!! (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:43:52
        
        and it's all gone quiet, all gone quiet, all gone quiet over there!!! (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:52:38
        
        that's cos i'd gone home skiddybreath (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 21:04:31
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:46:17
- whats the answer small (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:30:22
  - Redwood (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:32:37
    - Yer all wrong... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:33:52
      - he just made that up (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:38:19
- wasp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 18, 15:27:54
  - Graham Wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:31:06
    - He said just a wasp, you spacker! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:32:29
      - whooooooo - Pants being waspish (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:35:12
  - go up the pub (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:28:51
    - ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 18, 15:30:20
  - willo the wasp? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:28:20
    - no, just a wasp. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 18, 15:29:24
- Pando (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:26:53
  - ww2ed by 6 fookin seconds (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:31:41
- Peter Thorne's wallet (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:20:24
  - arf (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:22:02
    - Nowhere near as heavy as Judas' wallet (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:23:29
  - Lolling around (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:21:31
- When you say heavy, you mean massive, mass is a measure in Kg weight is a force in Newtons (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:18:41
  - the General Sherman Tree (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:21:01
    - No, what do I win?? (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, May 18, 15:26:30
      - A reef is a collection organsiums not one, so i win (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:27:46
      - But that says it ISN'T a single organism (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:27:33
    - what do i win? (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:23:59
    - he's right y'know (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:21:27
      - I don't think he is (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:26:47
        
        its a colony (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:32:38
        
        still says it's a single organism (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:34:47
        
        yer bastard! beat me by 6 fookin seconds... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:30:54
        
        The Silver Surfer strikes again (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:34:06
  - No, I think he meant weight (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:20:45
    - but weight is not constant even on earth. (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:22:38
      - And anyway he doesn't mention Earth, so actually it's the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:29:39
- A really really big thick black cock. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:15:02
- Me (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions Hooge Dong, May 18, 15:11:39
- Gary Docherty (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:11:27
  - Gary Doherty (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:12:17
    - Easy to remember - first three letters are "Doh" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:12:41
      - Quite right (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:13:52
        
        As many an NCFC fan cheers when seeing Gary with the ball: "Doh!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:14:49
- Great Barrier Reef n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, May 18, 15:06:57
- Do trees exist? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:05:53
- the spack pack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:05:36
  - . (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:06:28
    - Is AB in the spack pack now ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:13:25
      - and Brandy's certainly not (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 18, 15:13:46
    - Hello Tuna (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:07:47
      - ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:09:12
        
        I just thought I'd say hello to Tuna (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:10:13
        
        Oh, I thought something fishy was going on. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:10:58
        
        There always is on the net (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:13:24
        
        He hasn't posted anything for nine months. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:13:00
        
        He has probably recently had lots of ickle tuna's then. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:13:55
        
        why would that stop him/her from posting? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:20:21
        
        cause electric & sea don't mix, stupet. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:34:16
        
        oh yeah! *slaps forehead* durr... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 18, 15:39:25
      - Fancy an arm wrestle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 18, 15:08:08
        
        go on then (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:10:12
        
        That looked quite painful. (General Chat) - Dog, May 18, 15:18:30
        
        you give up easily. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 18, 15:19:00
        
        thats discusting (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, May 18, 15:16:29
        
        No, this is discusting. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:20:42
        
        At least I don't duck out of bets when I lose (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:21:59
        
        Wasn't a bet... (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:23:36
        
        yes it was yes it was (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:26:39
        
        Had nothing to do with you anyway... (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:30:32
        
        Just cos the west brom was shit and you were wrong (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:33:27
        
        Personal opinion... (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:35:47
        
        You said they'd be more goals, at the point you gambled and lost with Branders (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:39:09
        
        No shit for brains... (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:42:27
        
        He replied fiver? (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:43:06
        
        Didn't see the post until you pointed out the next day that I owed him money... (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:46:00
        
        Namby pamby excuses as usual (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:48:15
        
        Why act suprised then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:53:40
        
        I'm not (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:56:22
        
        That was to Brom, It's here by mistake (General Chat) - pants, May 18, 15:23:03
        
        Shut it you slag, or you're carrying your teeth home in your hat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:25:35
        
        Does AB then? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:22:58
        
        I don't and I'm bloody not. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:23:52
        
        Have you grown your little Sheffielder moustache yet? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 18, 15:25:23
        
        Nope, I'm shit at facial hair, all patchy and gingery blond. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 15:27:09
- Pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 18, 15:04:20
This away shirts... size wise do they come up small like the last lot? (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, May 15, 13:33:10
- Bigger than last years away shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 15, 13:55:46
  - good they made last years for miggits (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, May 15, 13:56:51
    - That's discrimination that is!! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 15, 14:05:00
      - an extra g (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 15, 14:36:54
- ask him (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 15, 13:34:09
  - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 15, 13:34:49
    - Jacob (n/m) (NCFC) - King, May 15, 13:43:34
    - Our resident kit expert of course (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 15, 13:37:22
      - the Assistant Kit Manager? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 15, 13:44:15
  - hilarious! (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, May 15, 13:34:48
Good ole Sepp.. (Other Football) - Small, May 15, 13:25:05
- I've always liked his surname - it is one of the best surnames around (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 15, 13:28:56
  - Lovely old Verb (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, May 15, 13:30:21
- I read that on the BBC site hours ago... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 15, 13:28:53
  - Shut it... (Other Football) - Small, May 15, 13:31:12
    - You have a rubbish computer then... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 15, 13:32:43
BLUB (Other Football) - Small, May 14, 16:46:25
- they had to close most of the pubs in sheff because there were fights (n/m) (Other Football) - olej24, May 14, 17:47:44
- lol. Typical Sheff Star. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 14, 16:55:11
  - don't you mean (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 14, 16:57:46
LOF's cock in its Norwich colours (General Chat) - Old Git, May 14, 16:46:02
- lovely old cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 14, 16:46:48
England U21 Squad (Other Football) - olej24, May 14, 16:32:37
- Booo, we want super Chrissy Martin in there (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:35:07
  - Chris Martin in the U21 squad? (Other Football) - Duck, May 14, 16:41:00
    - Promote him! Promote him! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:43:58
  - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 14, 16:35:35
    - Egg Chasers World Cup (Other Football) - shoddy, May 14, 16:38:25
      - Yes (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:39:42
        
        Then have a shower together singing (Other Football) - pants, May 14, 16:40:51
        
        And then shove tampons up each others bums.. (Other Football) - Small, May 14, 16:44:37
        
        As opposed to footy players (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:43:16
        
        Soeaking of Which..... (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 14, 16:51:38
        
        I really can't believe we paid a fee for him (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 17:03:27
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 14, 16:46:27
        
        Sounds like a cracking night out (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 14, 16:44:52
    - no norwich or scum it is dissapointing (n/m) (Other Football) - olej24, May 14, 16:37:10
      - It's also bloody silly marketing (Other Football) - Old Git, May 14, 16:38:53
I'm feeling very conflicted (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 13, 15:41:22
- Weird intut (Other Football) - Small, May 13, 16:06:27
- Its probably been already decided. Man U not scoring against WH....yeah right ! (n/m) (Other Football) - Army Boy, May 13, 15:47:30
FAO Dave in France (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 23:07:51
- Nah (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 12, 23:10:29
  - I go to the gym for fitness reasons (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 12, 23:15:19
    - Really? I go to oggle all the lovely clacker. Worth £35 a month easily. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 23:17:29
      - Get to a university gym - always a winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 12, 23:21:25
        
        Ours doesn't have a swimming pool (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 12, 23:24:20
        
        Go to a decent Uni then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 23:46:20
      - I go to Next Generation - £44 a month (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 12, 23:18:38
        
        Student = £44 per month for gym membership!? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 23:46:39
        
        Jesus - Non-student membership at UEA is £32pm for gym and use of the pool! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 12, 23:48:33
        
        And, as you say, there's some right good 'clump' to look at. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 23:56:12
        
        You got it (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 12, 23:47:39
        
        £44 good value?!?! No (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 23:48:21
Can someone please tell me when its safe to turn back to BBC1.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:14:07
- Ok ive just seen a very good reason to go to Iceland (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:56:21
  - You like geysers? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:57:06
    - No but I like very attractive blondes (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:58:10
      - Eidur Gudjohnsson (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:59:14
        
        what ever floats your dingy...... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 23:00:55
- £10 says Sweden give 12 points to Finalnd (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:51:36
  - I claim my winnings :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:52:17
- God bless the Irish to save our embaressment (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:46:59
  - Ooooo the Irish arent going to be happy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 23:00:02
- only UK nil point still (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:34:19
  - the Irish have bailed the UK out... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:47:07
    - and then the Maltese give the UK 12 points! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:49:18
      - How'd you make a Maltese Cross? (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:52:18
        
        given their liking for Scooch, i'm guessing he'd be angrier if you shagged his boyfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:54:20
        
        You can't spoil what was already a shit joke. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:55:25
    - Woah! (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:48:36
  - Since when is Israel in Europe.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:37:26
    - since no one else will have them (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:40:46
      - fuck that then.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:41:43
        
        at the same time kick out the Balkan and Baltic countries as well as Belarus (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, May 13, 00:03:24
        
        except they didn't qualify for tonight, so you didn't have to sit through their song... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:44:15
        
        thank god i was at work till 10 so avoided all the singing... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:45:47
    - asylum seekers probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 22:37:50
  - Should have bet on that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 22:37:09
- Interesting betting going on though... (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 22:20:38
  - I should say, that the phone lines had closed... (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 22:23:50
    - Is there anything you don't bet on? (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:25:27
      - I haven't bet on this... (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 22:36:16
        
        So what is your excuse for watching? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:37:32
        
        small Small wanted to watch it... (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 22:44:59
        
        I'm back at home. Been in Norfolk the last 2 days. Almost drove to the Kings today, (General Chat) - tudders, May 12, 22:50:29
        
        Im bored.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:38:50
  - Surprise surprise.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:22:24
- 11pm I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 22:15:01
  - WHAT! (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 12, 22:18:21
This must be a record (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 17:32:12
- The subject matter obviously catches WOTBers' imaginations (General Chat) - King, May 12, 18:35:44
- season over & everyones bored. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:33:41
  - yes Craig (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 19:13:09
Hollywood films that should have been porn films... (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 16:45:08
- Shitty Titty Gang Bang (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, May 13, 12:33:05
- Fuck Rogers (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 12, 19:13:34
- Swallow Hal (n/m) (General Chat) - Worf55, May 12, 17:48:40
- having googled this just now I have discovered there is a porn film called (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:39:23
  - OG might be familiar with yellow semen (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 18:38:06
    - xxl? (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 12, 19:20:12
      - hasn't IED recently started going to the gym? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 22:10:08
      - oh mine ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 12, 20:09:11
      - copied too much (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 12, 19:21:36
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:41:25
- I declare myself the winner for the Bare Bitch Project and I'llfuckherlips Now (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:36:12
- The (back) Doors (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:35:30
- Bum Lola Bum (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:34:40
- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Testicles (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:30:58
- King Dong (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:30:12
- Boy Story (more gay porn) (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:29:33
- Butch Lezzerdy and the Slowdance Flid (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:28:56
- Lawrence of a labia (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 17:28:25
- The Good, the Bad and the Horny (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:28:00
- Harry Potter and the order of the Penis (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 12, 17:26:03
- Drill Bill (gay porn) (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:25:55
- Full Rubber Jacket (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:25:14
- The Elephant Man (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:24:39
- Lay a Cock (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:22:33
- I'll-fuck-her-lips Now (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:22:23
- Romancing the Bone (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:21:52
  - that's a genuine one too iirc... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:25:15
    - hare goo (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:28:22
      - Honey I Blew Everyone and Saturday Night Beaver - lolage!! (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:33:55
- Slow Bum (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:21:36
- Fuck Club (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:20:53
- 28 Wanks Later... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:20:29
  - tomorrow 4 u then dog! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 13, 19:23:15
  - 28 Gays Later... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:20:45
- Dr Strangelove (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:19:58
- The Surewank Redemption (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:19:21
- Schindler's Fist (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:18:31
  - That's another real one I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:19:50
    - Don't believe you (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:21:25
      - Yep... they were sued by Spielberg and it was withdrawn.. (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:29:04
- Gulp Friction (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:18:07
- The Prodfather (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:17:26
- Prick of Time (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:16:55
- Look who's porking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:16:30
  - WW2 (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 12, 18:33:24
  - Look who's porking poo? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:18:16
- Guess who's coming on Dina (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 12, 17:16:03
- Uncle Fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:15:17
- a Clockwork Dildo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:13:41
  - A Clockwork Orange in your mouth and silk stocking round your neck (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:16:18
- United 69 (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 12, 17:12:12
- Napoleon Dynamite in the bedroom (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:11:53
- Shaving Ryan's Privates (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:11:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:12:31
  - That actually was one though (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:12:11
    - WHAT??????!!!!! (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:15:07
      - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:15:25
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:13:24
      - And so was 'When Harry ate Sally' (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:14:07
        
        You seem to have a rather alarming degree of knowledge (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:15:37
        
        The Editor of Porn (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:17:19
        
        Errr.... someone told me about them (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:17:12
        
        Yes, the man behind the till at Blockbuster Video (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 12, 17:18:26
- Fucking Nemo (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:10:45
- Arnold Swarzeneggar is... (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, May 12, 17:09:30
- Forrest Hump (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:09:18
- Breakback Mounting (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:06:23
- The Bare Bitch Project (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:05:50
- the Poon/Cock Saints (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:04:15
- Return of the Japs Eye (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 12, 17:04:00
- Snatch (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:03:31
- RoboCock (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:03:12
- Lethal Weapon (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:03:03
- Blue Brothers (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:02:56
- Harry Potter and the Gob full of spunk (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:02:44
- From Dusk till dawn (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 17:02:37
- 24 inches (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:01:49
  - 48 inches (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:02:13
- Old Boy (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:01:02
- Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the syphilis (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 17:00:54
- Bra Wars (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 17:00:40
- flashdance (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 12, 17:00:10
- The Thing (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 16:59:41
  - 12 Monkeys (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, May 12, 17:00:20
- Top Bum (n/m) (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, May 12, 16:59:37
- Fast and the Furious (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 12, 16:58:36
- The Italian blowJob (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 16:56:37
- The Ring 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 16:54:04
- Marie AntoiFISHnette (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 12, 16:52:10
Music news (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 11, 13:25:20
- I'd love to see Belarus win (General Chat) - King, May 11, 13:33:34
- Saw that. The Swiss one was truly awful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 11, 13:26:56
  - you should see the french entry (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 11, 13:28:46
    - They played at the Kings once.. (General Chat) - Small, May 11, 14:00:08
    - Erm........ (General Chat) - conker, May 11, 13:33:54
    - Shit dripping from a stick-tastic... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 11, 13:33:39
    - oh mon fucking dieu (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 11, 13:29:49
Drury has signed his new 4 year deal. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 12:59:09
- I saw Paul McSmall and Saf last night (NCFC) - Small, May 9, 13:14:19
  - Only had a haircut cos he's got to get a job now (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 13:25:36
  - yep (NCFC) - Small, May 9, 13:22:52
    - Saf had a half of guinness? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 13:44:30
      - He's put on weight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 9, 13:46:47
    - I think you're making that up (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 9, 13:42:39
      - a little bit (NCFC) - Small, May 9, 13:48:38
  - in the BSG? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 9, 13:16:03
- Cap'n Drury!! Worst Captain in the clubs history (NCFC) - phrankin, May 9, 13:02:01
  - Wrong... (NCFC) - Brom, May 9, 13:03:52
    - Kevin Bond ?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 13:20:39
    - lol drury is one of our most consistent players, we won the league with him as captin (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, May 9, 13:05:24
      - I don't think he actually captained that side altho he may have worn the armband (NCFC) - phrankin, May 9, 13:08:44
      - Wouldn't agree with the consistent at the moment... (NCFC) - Brom, May 9, 13:06:49
        
        Here comes a cliché.... (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 9, 13:19:28
what about if, right, say you had just done a sit on a wicker chair outside a ponce's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 12:36:24
- Two philosophers at a nudist coloney (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 13:25:34
  - Get out. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:26:34
    - you get out, you sexual deviant! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 13:27:27
  - Old ones are the best (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 9, 13:26:15
    - Hear hear (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 9, 14:01:53
    - old nudists? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 9, 13:27:02
- Speaking of ponces, is everyone still up for the weekend of destruction? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:07:12
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 13:15:18
    - Ponce. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:16:01
  - let's go to Graz (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 13:13:03
    - Where? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:13:54
      - haregoo lut (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 13:15:15
        
        Gummitastic (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 9, 13:22:25
        
        I watched Austria 2-2 England there. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 13:21:37
        
        Not much to do though, except drink beer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 13:22:47
        
        Now I see the logic. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:24:49
        
        and look at clump (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 9, 13:26:33
        
        Due to my heavy state of sedation, I can't work out if you're serious or not. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 9, 13:21:21
        
        me and NG went there a couple of years ago on a stag do - some good bars and clubs and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 14:01:53
- Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 9, 13:06:21
- I'd give it maximum yogic (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 9, 13:03:41
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 13:09:57
- about 11? (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, May 9, 12:53:58
  - not really (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 12:59:24
- walking cane glasses and goolies (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 9, 12:41:19
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 12:46:51
- first one (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 9, 12:37:57
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 12:46:57
- B (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 12:36:58
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 9, 12:49:34
    - imp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 9, 12:58:28
As you were (NCFC) - Wraith, May 8, 16:17:23
- what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 16:26:46
- It's ok mate, I understood you... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 8, 16:25:52
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 16:29:02
- Proper business people? (NCFC) - TheFineCity, May 8, 16:24:24
  - Scrap that i'm idiot as well! Need some glasses! (n/m) (NCFC) - TheFineCity, May 8, 16:25:11
- So a couple worth £275 million aren't a "proper business people"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, May 8, 16:18:59
  - Erm - isn't that what he was saying? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 8, 16:23:29
    - Aah, misread (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, May 8, 16:24:13
  - andrew turner is the 263rd richest guy in britain, fairly handy to have on the board (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, May 8, 16:20:44
    - Can't help thinking how useful that could turn out to be if we were ever (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 16:23:17
      - and this time we have a guy who will be influential, and not moan at the fans when pissed (n/m) (NCFC) - leedsmetcanary, May 8, 16:29:41
so now we don't HAVE to sell players this transfer window to survive... (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 8, 14:53:44
- I suspect the £2m is a transfer kitty given the money the club already has (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, May 8, 16:13:00
- Of COURSE we will get rid of Earnie. He is our transfer kitty this year. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:54:27
  - Better let Yellalee know, might be his (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, May 8, 16:09:21
  - Fact or speculation ??? (n/m) (NCFC) - For2Can, May 8, 15:12:15
    - Strong opinion (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 15:15:25
      - Ok ... (NCFC) - For2Can, May 8, 15:21:43
        
        well surely its fact? (NCFC) - megson, May 8, 15:33:56
        
        No doubt we'll get the sell-on fee for Ashton and poss. Green as well :-) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 15:30:43
        
        Its highly unlikely they're gonna do down now anyway (NCFC) - lurd, May 8, 15:44:30
        
        Highly unlikely? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 8, 15:52:57
        
        i cant see it happening myself (NCFC) - lurd, May 8, 15:57:57
        
        Wigan couldn't beat us at the moment... (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 16:11:07
        
        Wigan have had some really shitty ends of the stick this season (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 16:13:13
        
        i say fuck 'em (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 8, 16:15:37
        
        only get a % of the profit west ham make on ashton so doubt it will be much (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, May 8, 15:32:47
        
        getting the money for Ashton/Green would be a start (NCFC) - camcan, May 8, 15:41:32
The REALLY worrying thing for me is the fact that.. (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 8, 14:16:44
- From Caistor ST Edmunds to Sheringham... (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 8, 14:21:06
  - Goooooooood morning, Sheringhaaaaaaaaaam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! (NCFC) - Old Git, May 8, 14:26:53
  - in the deserts of walsham (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 8, 14:25:22
  - I must have played them all...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 8, 14:23:15
    - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:24:17
- They had some right good moo-sic when I first turned it on - Otis Redding etc (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:18:26
- What were they talking about? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:18:21
  - Edna from Horsford had won a twig (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 14:26:33
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:27:55
  - Drainage repairs being carried out on the A140 (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 8, 14:19:09
    - And stained glass making - DIY style. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 8, 14:21:03
      - golly gash! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:23:15
    - And that woman winning the guess the logo competition for Anglia Winduhs or something (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:20:26
    - Lolibulero! (NCFC) - Old Git, May 8, 14:20:20
which one ? (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 8, 13:59:18
- This one (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:01:18
- bottom left hare... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 8, 14:01:13
  - does he drink in the kings ??? (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 8, 14:02:14
    - No, but the following do: (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 8, 14:04:42
      - and fat ray, and chinno (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 8, 14:10:48
      - and Graham Kingsdrinker (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:10:05
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 8, 14:10:47
        
        And a small ant, a twiddly Mary and 14 BMX bike-riders (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 8, 14:12:38
        
        You forgot a gnat's leg. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 8, 14:15:39
      - twot (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 14:08:10
        
        indeed - thass noo matters though isut? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 8, 14:10:30
        
        Well, It's better than a kick in the plums... (NCFC) - Small, May 8, 14:14:44
        
        would've done, but Cotterill went to Wigan instead (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 8, 14:24:03
        
        How does a kick in the plums rate vs poke in the eye with a sharp stick, and a slap in the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 14:17:50
        
        highly (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 8, 14:19:20
- I'll go for the one trying to play the scaletrix (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:01:08
- this one (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 8, 14:00:23
  - World Gurning Championship 2005, runner up (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 8, 14:04:23
  - he's a bit small (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 8, 14:01:06
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 8, 14:03:02
Snooker.. (General Chat) - Small, May 7, 23:59:30
- great resolve from Higgins (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 8, 09:48:34
- telula (General Chat) - Small, May 8, 03:24:51
People that slag off Sheffield...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 7, 23:56:44
- Agree (General Chat) - Barno, May 8, 09:10:23
- Yeah, just below Rotherham. Do you wear a jacket with "kick me" on the back ?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 8, 08:56:50
- It is indeed, without any doubt, in the top 10 cities in England that start with an 'S' (General Chat) - Arganth, May 8, 00:23:38
- It's a shithole (General Chat) - Small, May 8, 00:02:11
  - It's one of this nation's most important cities...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 8, 01:12:36
    - PK... (General Chat) - Brom, May 8, 08:37:33
      - Would agree until I went recently (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 8, 08:47:13
    - Haregoo look (General Chat) - Small, May 8, 03:05:59
      - The Beatles are really starting to grow on me..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 8, 03:43:49
Possible investment to be announced this week it could be this guy (NCFC) - shedy, May 7, 13:32:55
- Text below (NCFC) - shedy, May 7, 13:38:33
  - That's the one I've heard about (NCFC) - Small, May 7, 21:26:22
  - Meh. Could all be a load of old balls anyway (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 7, 13:41:35
  - Thed ncfc board don't want no foreigner investing in our club... pathetic (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, May 7, 13:39:33
- link only takes you to a search page ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 7, 13:38:07
  - Half way down the page is our new investor (NCFC) - Duck, May 7, 13:39:23
Goals here (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 6, 20:10:42
- How is the own goal down to etuhu? (NCFC) - UScanary, May 6, 22:34:38
  - Rule 1 of backpassing..... (NCFC) - Klobo04, May 6, 23:02:35
    - in Etuhu's defence, it wasnt like he was passing it directly at the goal (NCFC) - conker, May 7, 10:49:31
      - Etuhu did nothing wrong. Warner had a right spack attack. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 11:46:25
- ta (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 20:36:00
- Earnie's pick of the bunch (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 6, 20:33:10
Oooooo.....we just did a goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 14:17:14
Great! Own goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 14:09:34
Fucksticks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 13:49:07
Worst haircut in NCFC history has to be the Bryan Gunn mullet? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 6, 13:44:07
- That was a fine hair-do. What about Worthy's or the Docs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 13:46:58
  - worthy's was/is pretty bad but didn't have the extra oomph of comedy value (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 6, 13:50:48
    - there's some good ones here (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 6, 14:03:22
      - I think he was the inspiration for Krusty the clown...!! (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 6, 14:07:41
quiet in the chatroom today (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 6, 12:50:06
- I can't get in. Any Ideas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 6, 12:55:25
  - reboot (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 6, 12:58:19
    - I've rebooted and reinstalled java... (General Chat) - Small, May 6, 13:42:51
De Ja Vu (NCFC) - Wraith, May 5, 20:12:47
- Exactly what I have been thinking, I've heard the bull* before (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, May 6, 04:23:56
- He's not talking bollocks this time.. (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 01:34:07
  - Do you know something? (n/m) (NCFC) - linda, May 6, 08:45:18
    - Oops (NCFC) - Small, May 6, 14:03:22
  - What about Generalismo Delia's big promotion push this season? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, May 6, 04:25:53
- I have a feeling I've read this before (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 5, 20:15:40
what about if, right, say you had just done a shit walk, having seen a used dunkie, and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 3, 14:18:25
- I'd do a tent in my pyjama bottoms and ask for half a lager four times (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 3, 15:56:27
- I prefer the lunch one (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 3, 14:56:41
  - Belligerent hainford of rooster skins, deep fried in mutton oil with fresh yak guts tied (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 3, 15:08:32
    - Thats much better (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 3, 15:10:23
    - where's your other rare fayre stuff? (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:09:48
      - hare... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 3, 15:11:22
- I'd dropkick Stephen Hawking over the riverside (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 14:37:42
  - what's he ever done to you? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 14:44:47
    - He supports Arsenal & Man ure (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 3, 15:10:21
      - He's got nothing else to support (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:11:20
        
        except 2 ex-wives and a new mistress (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:21:25
        
        mee mee mim mee me (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:23:33
        
        and 3 children and one grandchild... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:27:42
        
        .... (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:28:20
        
        . (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:31:18
        
        .. (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:32:42
        
        _ (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:38:23
        
        ~~~~ (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:39:02
        
        # (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:42:28
        
        ---------> (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:45:16
        
        ] (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:49:26
        
        Changed my mind, you win (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:50:22
        
        yay... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:55:28
        
        yeah go on then (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 16:01:02
        
        come on flange basket, I haven't got all day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 16:10:15
        
        fuckern work... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 16:22:01
        
        Fucking hell! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 3, 16:29:09
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:49:56
        
        The sound of baab shuffling round google trying to compete with the master (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 15:48:56
        
        you missed "bater" off the end of your post... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 15:50:27
    - bless (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 14:45:27
      - mentalist-abuser (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 14:49:47
        
        Undie sniffer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 14:53:39
        
        i've never even met you, let alone sniffed you (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 14:56:38
  - toolbox (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 3, 14:39:37
    - Me and my dad having a top laugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 3, 14:45:25
    - god botherer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 14:41:37
- Rond de Jamb but not in a tutu (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 3, 14:30:15
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 3, 14:39:16
  - Dickson? (General Chat) - snowman, May 3, 14:36:40
- about 11 (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, May 3, 14:25:38