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to many foreigners in the premier league ?? (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Sep 10, 11:50:26
- reports this a.m. the guvenmint are going to ban people getting jobs if they dunt speak en (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 10, 12:51:33
  - Well that will bar half the population!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 10, 12:54:55
  - thats half of norfolk unemployed then (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 12:54:35
    - And Liverpool, (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 10, 13:00:57
    - furrzakkerlee (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 10, 12:57:04
      - I know it's changing in spain, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 13:03:08
        
        yebbut (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 10, 13:05:49
- too (n/m) (Other Football) - Cannydc, Sep 10, 12:13:15
  - i knew (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Sep 10, 12:14:53
    - Sorry, when I read your first sentence (Other Football) - Cannydc, Sep 10, 12:34:56
- Yes it's not good to the country but (Other Football) - XXL16, Sep 10, 12:01:38
  - most owners of the clubs in the premier league (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Sep 10, 12:08:24
- too many players like Pennant, Wright-Philips and Walcott (Other Football) - phrankin, Sep 10, 12:00:20
  - i thought you were going to say (Other Football) - Dave in France, Sep 10, 12:49:07
    - but they are? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Sep 10, 12:53:28
    - haha (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 12:51:51
  - pennant's a nobber (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 12:49:07
  - no one, as i say the championship (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Sep 10, 12:06:58
    - you still get the journey men in the prem though. (Other Football) - raretek, Sep 10, 12:14:53
      - Any big squad has them (Other Football) - Cannydc, Sep 10, 12:38:47
- no (n/m) (Other Football) - raretek, Sep 10, 11:53:56
  - actually, yes (Other Football) - raretek, Sep 10, 11:56:37
Oh, my 5-a-side... (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 10, 08:58:21
- Anyone Else Being Pestered By Cold Calling Financial "Companies"? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 10, 09:03:53
  - I'm With TPS... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 10, 11:19:08
  - No, 'cos I signed up to the TPS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:05:04
  - ????? Are you serious? (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 10, 09:22:10
  - You need the Telephone Preference Service. (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 10, 09:11:48
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 23:47:51
- That was MY idea - I pitched it as "mice in a taxi" - they blatantly stole it! (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 8, 08:19:43
  - Your posts are never, ever remotely funny (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 8, 09:51:51
    - (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 8, 10:00:48
      - Continuing the trend I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Sep 8, 10:01:27
- Trouser Snakes on a Plane (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 8, 08:08:05
- What's it about? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 00:15:17
  - Meg Ryan wakes up in a strange apartment owned by Jeff Bridges (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 00:26:30
    - & Jeff Bridges gets his one eyed trouser Python out & sticks it up (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 8, 00:38:37
      - That is exactly why I subscribed to the worldwideweb (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 8, 10:15:49
    - Mmm.. I'll stick with Waitress Daiseychain, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 00:28:49
      - It isn't really about that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 00:34:14
        
        I'm still not going to watch it. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 00:36:54
What's Pavarotti's wife getting for christmas? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 23:41:49
- B3ta-tastic (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 8, 09:29:14
- That is horrendously cack (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 7, 23:43:23
  - Talk to me about jokes once you've done with puberty, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 23:44:17
    - I have even done face puberty I'm wellard. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 23:54:26
Left-handedness and longevity. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 17:43:09
- Looking at that study (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 7, 17:47:29
  - Hank Marvin plays guitar for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 7, 18:00:46
    - Make it John Lee Hooker and you've got a deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 7, 18:03:06
      - boom boom boom boom (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 7, 18:17:55
        
        God gave rock and roll to you. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:45:00
        
        he also gave us some very long posts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 18:52:13
        
        Cliff Richards. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 18:47:48
        
        There's two of the cunts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:50:12
        
        No, it's his name, not a plural. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 18:52:49
        
        Thought you'd explained why they make shotguns with two barrels for a minute there (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:53:48
        
        Thought he was celibate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:53:19
        
        "Celibate" is Cliff's word for "Secretly Gay" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 19:10:51
        
        I can't believe he didn't give Sue Barker one (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 19:20:08
        
        Sells butt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 19:16:51
- Good find. It's a big fat urban myth. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 17:45:26
  - I knew TH would be a spaz hander. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 18:44:54
Pope John Paul II died a virgin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:33:28
- Nah. I had him. Twice. Tiny knob. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:37:36
- all the more feason to get xxl16 a lady of the night sorted (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Sep 7, 17:15:33
- What colour? (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 7, 17:12:49
- A Pole with a redundant pole (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 16:36:49
- apart from the buggerings he recieved as an altar boy (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:35:14
- Yes that was the one which jumped out for me (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 7, 16:35:02
- I thought that was quite funny (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 7, 16:34:52
- one about a gerbil and something else in common later (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 16:34:42
sir jack hayward (n/m) (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:49:20
- ...at centre back? He'd make the Doc look a bit slow, though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:38:07
  - being as the Doc has the 2nd fastest 100m time in the world ever (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 18:57:25
- official rumours (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:50:32
  - Is this the 80-something jack hayward who sold wolves (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:00:32
    - We could get that lovely assistant physio to marry him (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 7, 16:18:20
      - What, die of a septic buboe in the arsecheek (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 7, 16:58:25
  - Official rumour?? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:54:49
    - That's like wotsit's quote that wasn't the exact words (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 7, 16:09:38
    - Read it and weep you fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:55:44
      - But you always get the first. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:57:18
        
        Fool. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 15:58:04
  - Until Delia produces a range of delicious pickled onions...Hayward in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 7, 15:54:07
  - What is an 'official rumour'? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:53:51
    - I think they could catch on (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:06:32
    - official rumour (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:55:16
      - ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:56:05
        
        I'm left handed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 15:56:47
        
        Left-handed and left-footed people are far more likely to be of genius level intelligence. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:35:49
        
        and David Bentley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:37:54
        
        Left handed people are more likely to be David Bentley? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:39:06
        
        I used to be David Bentley, and that's why I hate him so much now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:39:45
        
        Left handed people are statistically safer drivers, FACT. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:37:30
        
        They're just better all round. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:38:08
        
        Isn't actually true, though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:40:04
        
        I thought they had a shorter life expectancy (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:45:58
        
        Spaz handers? That might be true, first I've heard of it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:55:13
        
        read down a bit (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:57:11
        
        aka "Spaz Handed" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 16:31:47
        
        My Dad *was* left-handed... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 16:22:32
        
        right handed people are supposed to live 9 years longer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:23:29
        
        oh I was a bit late with my post (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:48:27
        
        Dim people often live longer. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 16:50:38
        
        take longer to work out how old they are too (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:55:59
        
        True, and mostly oblivious to any of the above facts. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 16:59:42
        
        Yeah, but they have largely pointless non-genius lives. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 7, 16:37:24
        
        Did you make it down to the World Beard Championship in Brighton last week? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 7, 17:02:31
        
        instead of enjoying gatherings like these (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:51:47
        
        That is the worst moustache ever (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:54:10
        
        it's a surprise really (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 16:57:35
        
        what a set of a characters (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 17:07:23
        
        maybe, but he's called lefthand man cause he's such a cunt (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 16:15:09
  - someone's obvious read the headline to this (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 15:53:26
    - King size napkins (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 15:59:05
      - do what? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:09:00
        
        on that pic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:20:57
        
        OIC (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:24:13
    - For a blind person... (NCFC) - Dog, Sep 7, 15:57:02
      - oh look, a talking dog (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:01:07
        
        Where do you get talking Y-Fronts from again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 7, 16:02:25
        
        get cheap ones made by yellow people (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 16:04:08
        
        Bristol... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:03:27
      - for a Dog... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 16:00:58
  - That's bullshit from the new Info site, isn't Harleston? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 15:52:18
    - official rumours (NCFC) - lefthand_man, Sep 7, 15:53:18
      - More relishes really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 7, 15:55:26
      - idiotic ponce (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 15:54:17
Is it just me, or (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 13:30:22
- I don't mind him (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 7, 14:04:15
- I don't mind him but I seem to be in a minority of one on the matter (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:38:59
- Labia Minora is (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 13:37:01
- it's just you (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 13:32:41
- Not just you TH. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:32:03
  - Good. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 13:32:57
Real shame... (NCFC) - Twat in Holland, Sep 7, 13:08:20
- Brill (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:09:35
  - Indeed but, wtf is a "watercooler moment"?????? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:12:41
    - isn't it something to do with a big bubble of gas? (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 7, 13:15:58
    - It's when you get a cup of water, from a watercooler. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:15:36
      - OK, but I'm still missing something - wtf has that got to do (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:17:58
        
        Oi dunt know nuffen about no picture. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:24:49
        
        ... (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:28:46
        
        it's summat trivial and light-hearted to discuss with colleagues you meet at the water coo (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:31:56
        
        so... (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 13:46:31
        
        All that effort... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:52:37
        
        And he didn't even get a blowie (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 7, 14:04:38
        
        You're too old to use that expression OG (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 14:07:09
        
        More to the point (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 7, 14:10:06
        
        Kin ell, is that what i've been missing??? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:51:42
        
        Wait till you try stitch and bitch (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 13:52:49
        
        come back pk, all is forgiven (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 13:51:42
        
        We don't have a watercooler. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 7, 13:45:50
        
        Get one, and then you can have moments. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:46:45
      - ^ he's right you know (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:15:58
        
        It's a bit shinkyoo in't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:16:50
Eggs XI (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 12:57:42
- team name: West Bromwich Albumin (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:27:45
- El-Hadji Cockadoodlediouf (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:27:44
  - Boooooooooooooooooooo. Rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:36:47
    - Get fucked, shit face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:37:24
      - No need (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:37:56
        
        every need (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 13:38:58
        
        Go away and post to yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 7, 13:39:39
        
        cutting (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 13:46:52
- Dwight Yolke (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:26:31
- Claude MakaLAYle (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 13:24:42
- Bobbo Balde egghead (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:23:34
- Frank LebOEUF (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:17:56
- Barry Fried. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:17:01
- Marc Overymars (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 13:15:26
  - David White (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:23:20
- Mark FotheringHAM & eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:15:23
- Mark Kinsalmonella (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Sep 7, 13:15:20
- Yolk City (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 7, 13:14:57
- managed by Brian Cloeuf (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:14:18
  - Damn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:20:43
- Andrew Caviar-Brown... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 7, 13:11:51
  - Ha! David Roe-castle, then. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 13:13:13
- Marcus Quail (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 7, 13:11:44
- Titus Scramble (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:10:58
  - read my original message (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 13:16:03
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:17:21
- Egg de Goey (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:10:23
- Eggu (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:09:05
- Marc Oeuf-ermars (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:06:21
- Glenn Coddle (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 7, 13:06:17
- Eggs Benedict McCarthy (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:06:02
  - bollocks... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:06:17
- Eggs Bene (dict) Mcarthy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 7, 13:05:17
- Graeme Souffleness (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 7, 13:04:51
- play at Easter Road (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 13:04:35
- Bradford City (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 7, 13:03:53
  - Albumen Rovers (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 13:24:12
- Kenny Sansomlette (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:03:21
- Peter Shell-ton in goals... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 7, 13:03:16
- Paul Egg-in-bottom (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Sep 7, 13:03:06
- Jermaine Easter (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:02:48
  - Jermaine Easter (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:06:28
    - Jermaine Easter (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:07:09
    - yes a double yolker (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 13:06:45
- Goose Hiddink (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:02:30
  - rofflenipples (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 13:03:02
- Mark Eggworthy (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 12:59:56
- Chairman - Eggert Wetspamfella (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 12:59:31
- Graham Eggs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:57:54
anyone know who's at the uea 7th December? (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 7, 12:21:35
- led zep (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 7, 12:44:28
- Cliff Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 12:24:47
  - Are you doing a pubwatch of the Tingland game tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:25:22
    - Not sure yet. Are you doing a King's session? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 12:39:44
      - Possibly, I don't mind doing a different one though Big Gay Phil's and The Rose get packed (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:48:10
- Teenage Fan Club, obv. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:23:44
- Racey (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:23:40
  - with Richard Gower ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 7, 12:33:33
    - The very same (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:35:17
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 12:23:34
I'm going to Penistone today to donate some fluids. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:20:46
- Blood or spunkle? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:32:20
  - Blood. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:46:08
    - is it toxic then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 12:49:15
      - (isn't actually true) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:51:50
wappen? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:20:33
- Tron and pantsbot had a cyber fight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 7, 12:50:07
- You bust et. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:21:02
  - "LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I joined coz I'm a total spaz." (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 7, 12:22:37
    - e z m8, I saw u on facebook innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 12:24:21
Git orf moi laarnd. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 7, 10:13:14
- Oi wunt go knocken on doors up Northfields anyway, fuck that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 11:35:25
We have a new supporter. Born at Addenbrookes last night. I can't think of a NCFC name 4 (NCFC) - lappinitup, Sep 7, 07:33:32
- Lucien? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 7, 09:55:14
- XXL16 (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 7, 09:47:31
- Dion (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 7, 09:44:51
- congrats mate (and to your missus too) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 09:32:55
  - Cheers everyone never thought of Dion but I like it nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - lappinitup, Sep 7, 09:48:54
  - I bet Mrs Lappin, would not even want to think about Dion at this sore time. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 09:33:58
- Matthew is a good name for a boy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 09:22:32
  - aptly named for people missing a chromosome (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 10:15:33
  - My sons name too (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 7, 09:49:12
  - nah, it's common as muck... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 7, 09:32:04
    - You're confusing "common" with "justifiably popular". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 09:44:25
- Well in mate, how about Iwan? Or Malcolm (to be called Malky)? (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Sep 7, 09:19:06
- DaTarquin. Or Doc. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 7, 08:27:48
- how bout................ (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 7, 08:05:06
  - Captain Fluffy Socks (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Sep 7, 08:31:31
  - because my dad did it to me, so my kids have to suffer years of false hopes, shattered (NCFC) - lappinitup, Sep 7, 08:17:10
    - "Now if I have a son, I'm gonna call him.. Bill or George, anything but (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 7, 08:34:34
    - Your Dad must have crystal balls knowing that in the future we were going to sign a player (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 7, 08:26:54
      - ROFL nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - lappinitup, Sep 7, 08:30:49
- Well done! (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 7, 08:02:18
- Congratulations to you both, how about Dave "striker" (your surname) (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 07:55:08
- Congrats ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Sep 7, 07:54:44
  - Cheers guys, he will becoming home in his kit! (n/m) (NCFC) - lappinitup, Sep 7, 07:58:34
television treating the public with contempt again (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 6, 20:47:25
- Yeah, boo to television. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 09:30:27
Can any1 tell me the league ID for the wrath league on xpert11? (n/m) (Other Football) - Narich_Furry, Sep 6, 17:17:04
- Brzl (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 17:27:14
- Can someone translate for me please? He/she is using make believe English (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 6, 17:25:23
- e z m8, saw u on facebook innit (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 17:18:12
FAO Tudders: Is it really National Sausage Week? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:48:43
- .... (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:55:12
  - that's hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:55:50
- The King's should do a sausage eating competition (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:54:44
  - ^put that on fucking facebook (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:55:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:58:58
- Yes. Fronted by Phil Tuffnel. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:50:27
  - You're getting it confused with "National Annoying Ex-Reality Celebrity Punch-off Week". (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 6, 16:53:52
  - Tufnell (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:51:07
    - Tough Nell (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:52:58
      - Nell McAndrew (General Chat) - raretek, Sep 6, 16:58:32
        
        You still would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:59:48
        
        She was good in that thing about the bloke whose skin fell off. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 17:02:25
        
        Simon Weston? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 17:06:26
        
        He's just set up his own facebook site (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 17:13:42
        
        Ouch (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 17:16:58
        
        That's what he said. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 17:18:29
        
        rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:19:10
        
        manager of bolton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:06:38
        
        Circumsize me? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:04:19
        
        ha ha. I'd give you 9/10, but I reckon you nicked that from somewhere (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 17:11:26
        
        My own work for once (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:15:07
        
        Playboy? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 17:03:15
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:01:02
    - I knew some cunt would do that. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:52:11
- Every week is National Sausage Week... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 6, 16:49:58
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:50:16
- No. Next month. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 16:49:43
  - Does this explain Dion with his swingers out on Football Focus? (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 6, 16:54:34
  - Oh alright. Heard something on the radio, not really listening. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:51:22
mahussive plot lossage (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:36:53
- Sounds like the Duke of Edinburgh scheme (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:44:47
- have to say I think there's the germ of a good idea in there (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 16:42:31
  - the army is overstretched enough without having to babysit legions of fucking chavs every (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:45:40
    - hmm true, better to use ex members (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 16:48:23
    - Er, Tomby (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:46:47
      - guilty lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 16:48:07
        
        why the guilt? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:49:20
        
        Middle-class lawyer brands soldiers 'chavs' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 16:51:42
        
        it's ok PK's not about... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:56:59
        
        Inverted commas, not apostrophes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:53:40
        
        oops, yes. Been a long day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 16:57:00
        
        getting a bit chillier at night (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 16:50:13
      - exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:47:56
  - If it became a social pressure (eg if employers starting favouring yooves who'd done it) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:45:15
- I think it's a very good idea (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:38:30
  - i almost agree (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:40:33
  - Now that I'm too old for it, I'm all in favour of a return to National Service for youngst (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:39:39
    - Bender (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:41:55
  - Or women, you sexist pig (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:39:27
    - I'm quite certain that I'm not representative of any woman (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:41:24
  - it's a very shit idea (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:39:02
FAO all old farts thinking of joining Facebook (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:19:57
- He knows a little bit too much about facebook for someone who hasn't joined (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 7, 00:27:50
- That (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:32:48
  - when are you joining? (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, Sep 6, 16:33:58
    - Half Eight (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:36:22
      - by your definition then indeed I am. (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, Sep 6, 16:49:00
        
        ☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:53:30
        
        c☺nt! (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, Sep 6, 17:01:26
      - Oooooh! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:37:07
      - Watch your mouth please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:36:57
        
        I'm disgusted witth myself (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:39:24
        
        It's alright, I do it every day. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:41:16
        
        You are the Norwich version of XXL (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:48:54
        
        Genius!!! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:49:31
  - Glass Houses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:33:22
    - Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:34:13
      - Hello! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:35:34
- Social networking is still better than rugby and american football (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:28:40
  - I'm too old for those as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:31:17
- As I said to mbk, Small and Garry Brooke at the King's on Satdee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:27:29
  - So, why are you in contact with us on here? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 16:31:48
    - Well, unless you're one of the cunts I used to go to school with (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:33:28
      - Skinner? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:35:57
      - I see - but you can always reject friend requests from school day cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 16:34:31
        
        but that wouldn't be polite would it? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 16:36:10
  - Exactly. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:31:45
  - Bender (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:30:55
- That's why I've not joined it. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:25:11
  - It's not how you appear, it's how you are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:27:44
    - Quite possibly. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:29:10
- seen that afore (on here mebbe?) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:21:39
  - haha, even though this technically is a similar format? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:30:44
Anyone experienced Heinz baked beans & cumberland sausages? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 15:58:25
- A Cumberland sausage is supposed to be one very long curly sausage (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 16:27:09
- It's national sausage week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:19:34
  - Is that what you told the Girl Guides when they came round on bob a job? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:24:16
    - What'(wa)s a tanner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 17:13:40
      - Come on Young Hawes, you're older than me and even I know that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 17:17:43
    - No, I told them it was National Clothes Swapping week. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:26:56
  - Damn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:21:31
- They make the beans taste funny in my experience. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:16:27
  - baked beans originally had pork in them (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:20:35
    - I don't believe you (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:21:53
      - Never argue with Dave in France, son (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:27:50
        
        Good advice (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 16:29:09
        
        cna't find much to back up my claims succintly, so i'll put it into my own words (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:34:30
        
        *can't* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 17:11:49
        
        i'll put it into my own words (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:38:25
        
        no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:45:57
  - Have to fess up (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:19:07
    - Have you ever had a cup of beans? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:20:28
      - With a sausage? Savoury 99. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 16:28:09
      - like a a brazillion times (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:23:49
        
        haha (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:27:54
        
        brilliant lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:35:50
- Why do Frankfurters come in packs of 10 and finger buns in 6 or 8? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:09:38
- 9 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:04:07
  - 9 would be a bit excessive though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:07:39
    - alright 7 then (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 16:11:18
      - Mr Heinz is indeed a genius (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:13:09
        
        *was* (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:14:19
        
        bloody hell (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:15:16
- To die for mate (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:01:21
  - Jolly nice but a bit light on the sausage/bean ratio I thought (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:03:53
    - have you got some of these? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:14:28
      - nope, I am not a sossige smuggler (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:16:41
    - Acksherly, Ainsley Herriott's cous-cous things are OK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:14:16
      - BENDER (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:21:29
      - how long does it take to make a taboulé yourself, seriously? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:18:25
    - Don't swear (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 6, 16:05:20
    - Are they curly cumberlands? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 16:04:40
      - fraid not just small'uns (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 16:05:19
Remember Bubble? (Other Football) - Twat in Holland, Sep 6, 15:58:24
- i don't get this (Other Football) - Dave in France, Sep 6, 16:17:09
  - try reading it... (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Sep 6, 16:45:41
  - Keith Allen is a turd. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 16:19:38
    - I like it in that new Robin Hood (with the fit Maid Marion) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:23:49
- I swear I saw Ashton in that German vidyoo (n/m) (Other Football) - Disco Dale G, Sep 6, 16:12:57
Am i the only person in England under 30 not on one of these things? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 15:21:46
- Face book is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 15:59:43
- only got myspaz me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 15:56:02
  - go get yourself all facebooked up then pants-me-lad (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 15:57:36
- And what about if one lives abroad? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 15:52:39
  - you'd count, i'm not geographically prejudiced. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 15:54:29
  - talk to the locals (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 15:54:20
    - Well, I would, but they're Danes... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 15:56:23
      - Can't be that hard, break the ice with (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:01:15
      - I do (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 6, 15:57:10
- Actually (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 6, 15:45:44
  - maybe i'll give it a go then (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 15:56:53
  - wasting time at work is what this place is for (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 15:56:51
- i'm 40 and joined. More out of curiosity than need. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Sep 6, 15:37:26
  - Lucian Mettomo anyone know who he played for.....before becoming " out of contract"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Sep 6, 15:38:57
    - The Mad Moose (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:39:40
      - ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Sep 6, 15:41:53
      - silly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 15:41:48
  - Adult friendfinder? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:38:39
- I'm under 30 (just) and I'm not on one (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 15:31:10
  - umm 23 & I int on one either. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:35:44
    - 23? Always thought you were older than that (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 15:44:32
      - cos he mentions his kids a lot (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:04:38
      - He just missed out the "a hundred and" in front of the "twenty three" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 16:01:59
      - I am just a very experienced 23 year old. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:46:26
        
        fibby (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:47:40
        
        I am very experienced (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:48:23
        
        oh er matron (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 15:53:58
    - You're on Beardbook. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 15:37:50
- There's a King's group on Facebook (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:23:32
  - There's a bit of a Pulp Fiction "what's in the briefcase?" picture there (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 15:47:22
    - Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:52:05
      - 4th one: "Derek with the famous jacket" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 15:55:31
  - when people get fighty do they say? ''I'll smash your facebook in'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 15:38:09
  - I've just seen a picture of King's Salman. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 15:31:50
    - No I hint, I've got one of Nanny I might put on there. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:33:46
      - Yes, yes do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 15:34:19
        
        Nanny!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 15:44:18
        
        Done (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:43:05
  - Who's on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 15:27:16
    - Me, Garry Brooke, Jim Nasium, Arizona Bay, Arganth, Nigel Gurgingon, Berlin Canary (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 15:29:20
      - And me now..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 15:38:26
        
        A (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 6, 15:41:50
        
        nd me (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 6, 15:42:09
    - Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 15:27:56
      - Funnily enough... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 6, 15:51:58
  - I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 15:24:09
I need to do some bloody work (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:04:02
- *KICK* (NCFC) - donkeydublin, Sep 6, 11:05:39
- Rugby player required over here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:05:02
Football v Rugby (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 6, 10:50:13
- I hear both sides of this quite a lot, get a group of rugby fans together (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 11:07:03
  - Roddick's shit, but he won a US Open (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 11:17:58
    - yeah it happens, a bit like Wimbledon winning the FA cup (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 11:26:32
  - No, pants, you can't win tennis with a good golf swing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:10:54
    - Yes, but you can't win majors at golf with one shot in your locker (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 11:17:40
    - ^^Sport scientist. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 11:13:01
      - he needs extra biros to cope with his new job title (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 11:16:38
      - rolph (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 11:15:52
      - harris (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 6, 11:15:34
- I do. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:54:14
- obviously you can do (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 10:53:47
  - Yeah but we should win the rugby and it's always good (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 6, 10:58:24
    - so that's A Foregone Conclusion vs The Possible Fall of 2nd Choice Steve (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 11:02:35
    - I think I'll be watching the footy though, cos running 50 points past the yanks is dull (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 6, 11:01:16
      - if I thought it would be exiting I might watch it. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 6, 11:02:55
opposition knowing plans etc (NCFC) - south, Sep 6, 09:53:38
- because rugby has negligible tactics (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 6, 10:00:20
- yeah but, egg-chasing's just shit intut (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 09:55:53
  - I far prefer Rugby to Soccer. (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Sep 6, 10:18:02
    - Bender (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 6, 10:37:24
    - Yes, wonderful NZ where the players all fucked off to SA for a bucketload of cash (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:30:12
    - Yeah...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 10:22:18
      - Ah, women being manhandled....it's what makes rugby the great sport it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:29:16
        
        Craig Bellamy. Gazza. Lee Chapman. Ryan Giggs. Diouf. (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 6, 10:58:48
        
        I wasn't making a direct comparison to football... (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 11:12:59
        
        What's she doing there in the first place? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 11:14:10
        
        got lost on the way to the shops (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:26:13
      - HILARIOUS!! (NCFC) - Disco Dale G, Sep 6, 10:26:35
        
        Was it meant to be funny? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 6, 10:27:24
        
        i think so (NCFC) - Disco Dale G, Sep 6, 10:28:42
  - Nope..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 10:06:58
    - Conclusion: you are going to watch 3 shit rugby matches (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:14:56
    - I don't mind the game (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:12:43
      - Hmmm.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 10:15:30
        
        Card-carrying member of the lumpenproletariat myself (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:23:46
    - alright (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 10:10:48
  - Hate to say it, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:59:26
    - I went to an exhibition about Hairoos in Amsterdam's Nieuwe Kerk the other day. They had (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:17:47
      - None of them are in Hairoos (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 10:24:19
        
        Oo-er... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:26:37
      - did they have anything from the indestructible cheerleader? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 10:23:12
        
        Now I think of it, they did have Lara Croft though (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:29:53
        
        Fuckit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 10:25:10
        
        You've got me there (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:24:09
        
        see here (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 10:26:30
        
        Cor deary me (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:27:08
      - interesting. (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Sep 6, 10:19:04
        
        Think you had to be there (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:20:10
    - Apart from the rampant drug abuse, you mean (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 10:11:06
    - at least most egg-chasers are articulate (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:10:39
      - HAHAHAHAHA! They're fucking idiots. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:15:23
        
        How do you work that out? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 10:17:07
        
        Because I have met a great many rugby players (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:34:05
        
        I suppose I should add...they were all thick as pig shit... (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:38:08
        
        well i'd say that';s fairly obvious as they lump each other every week. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 10:44:48
        
        I think this is what pisses me off the most about it (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:48:52
        
        i'm not bothered about the class thing, and i can enjoy it (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 11:01:46
        
        and stick thumbs up bums... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 11:03:45
        
        No, never hurt anyone (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:47:22
        
        Well, I've met a great many football fans. That fact allows me to deduce (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 10:37:56
        
        This I do not deny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:38:38
        
        It doesn't sound like he's the best judge of intelligence, to be honest. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:18:28
        
        Au contraire, I am the best judge of intelligence. So there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 6, 10:34:53
    - Maybe not *this* French bloke though (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 6, 10:08:59
      - Top beard there. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 10:10:29
    - UFC? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 6, 10:06:15
    - Boxing (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 6, 10:04:33
    - Boxing? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 6, 10:04:03
      - True, but I don't know any French boxers. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 6, 10:05:40
        
        that's because they're all rubbish... (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 6, 10:10:22
        
        There are plenty of French Boxers. Like this one: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 10:19:56
FAO: PHP knowing blokes...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 09:34:49
- Do a big arrow in Dreamweaver and stick the blunt end right up systemwide tabs' body, grab (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 6, 09:47:45
- Mrs AB's firm has just implemented SugarCRM, and they have a Boy who Knows. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:40:32
  - Cheers... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 09:43:22
- Use Joomla (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 09:36:42
  - be careful (General Chat) - eadie2001, Sep 6, 10:16:27
  - Good voice. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:43:12
  - Nope..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 09:38:51
    - Ah.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 09:40:00
      - oh read it wrong, soz! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 09:40:21
        
        No problem..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 6, 09:47:43
Memories of Italia 1990 coming back today... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 6, 09:15:29
- Who was the fat bird who sang with Freddie (oh look my arse has fallen off) Mercury? (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:19:10
  - Monserrat Caberliasuffen (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:26:26
  - Bernard Manning (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 09:22:21
    - Smoothbeardchin. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:23:43
That will have to be one big fucker of a coffin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:05:51
- shame, ol Nesundorma (sp?) will live long in the memory (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 09:14:57
- Has he gone then? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:08:42
  - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 6, 09:09:56
    - What about Branson's mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:10:56
      - Still hent found him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:14:53
        
        Good, fuck him. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:17:18
        
        That part of America, yeah, they probably did. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:27:05
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 09:35:58
        
        'dirt for sale' (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 6, 09:27:59
        
        he's probably part of the desert know as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 09:16:02
Being an old fart-- (General Chat) - windy miller, Sep 5, 16:54:04
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 17:13:48
  - or stick his twat of a beard in their eye (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:23:07
    - potty mouth (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 17:26:04
- Was that the rave where they beseiged the Old Bill (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 17:08:13
  - Precinct 13-tastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 17:10:47
- You stick them in your ears so (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 5, 17:02:31
- Himsworth's energy cells. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 17:01:49
  - Could do with a few more, looks a bit tired (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 17:21:05
    - Yes. I love that dude. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 17:28:58
- Green and yellow NCFC branded condoms (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 17:00:31
- Nitrous oxide I shink - like out of gas you used to have at the dentist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 17:00:14
These here stupet fucking plastic croc shoes everyone is wearing (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 15:22:03
- I first saw those in Burma in 1942 (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 15:40:11
  - You are so Upper St Giles's (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:43:02
    - oi i used to be upper st giles (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 15:48:15
    - You are so Upper Goat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 15:44:56
      - You are so Lower (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 15:46:19
      - You are so Bellend Avenue (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:45:43
  - you are so mount pleasant (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 5, 15:41:54
- I like a being a snappy dresser. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 15:34:43
- they are sooo last year (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 15:33:26
- They are vile (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 15:26:44
What are peoples opinions about etiquette at orgy's? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:23:16
- They are how they feel about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:54:14
- Unbelievably (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:47:18
- Debrett's recommends you approach from the rear only if formally introduced. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:32:00
- They are things that people think about the ettiquette of orgies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:28:35
- Don't cum all over the dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:28:24
  - Holy Moly (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:30:17
    - The dirty bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:32:22
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:27:31
  - queuing system? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:27:58
    - take a number (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:29:41
      - What a great idea, you could have some fat Karen in uniform and hat (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:33:59
        
        You are SICK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 14:48:06
        
        I'll tell you wot's sick, poofhouse (General Chat) - Skinner, Sep 5, 15:25:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:27:55
        
        You don't scare me. I know origami! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 15:26:50
        
        There you go again, another poncy long foreign word (General Chat) - Skinner, Sep 5, 15:39:09
        
        So do most lesbians, so they can fold over each other (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 15:28:17
        
        hahahaha like that joke, bloke rings work up and says "I can't come in today, I'm sick" (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:53:17
        
        Most natural thing in the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:56:56
        
        would you Adam 'n' Eve it (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 15:07:27
        
        Tell the truth, that was you wasn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:54:50
        
        I'd love to have a look around inside your head. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:35:59
        
        Just read the board (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:43:25
        
        Oh, you like those "No Holds Barred" orgies... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 5, 14:38:36
- at orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:25:15
- At orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:24:58
- Orgy's what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:24:47
  - flick fanny fart joke nicker (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:27:35
    - Oh drat (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:49:09
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:52:25
    - Ex-squeeze me? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:30:02
      - "Old Git Original" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:33:31
All-time favourite album of all-time? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 5, 14:15:13
- For me, these are strong candidates (General Chat) - tim berry, Sep 5, 15:24:38
- Love - Forever Changes (General Chat) - scruffy, Sep 5, 14:58:12
- I am Kloot - Natural History. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:26:27
  - seen them, he's very small (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:26:58
    - I went but couldn't see them. My eyes were all steamed up. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:33:33
- The Queen is Dead (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:24:49
  - Yeah, but he's lying (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:25:34
    - Or is it lieing? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:27:38
    - Jimmy Nail? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:26:31
      - Have you heard Jimmy Nail's cover of 'Once in a Lifetime'? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 14:30:51
        
        or Lulu's version of the man who sold the world (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:46:37
        
        bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:36:37
        
        Aaargh. Pulsating neon minge. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:35:40
        
        Cilla with lighty-up tits? (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:34:47
        
        and L.E.Ds around her Mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:36:23
        
        I am going to puke. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 5, 14:37:38
      - lol (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:28:02
      - Crocodile Shoo-bee-doo-bee-dooos. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:27:17
    - He has the Politician's Tell (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:26:30
- Hi-Fi Serious by 'A' (n/m) (General Chat) - tommyraydesign, Sep 5, 14:24:09
- my most listened to (though not actually being played that much at the mo) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:23:43
- Sigur Ros: ( ) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:23:34
- Patrik Fitzgerald - Grubby Stories (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:23:22
- Talking Heads - Remain In Light (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 14:22:32
- Stanley Gibbons' "Stamp Collecting for Boys - a Beginner's Album" 1932 (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 5, 14:19:53
- I guess, If You're Feeling Sinister by Belle and Sebastian (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:18:39
- our pontins holiday 1977 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 14:16:01
  - Stone Roses -Stone Roses. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 5, 14:26:04
I think it's time the government introduced a wotb degree (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 12:50:31
- possibly the most sensible thing you've ever posted (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:04:19
  - Why were you a grumpy goose yesterday? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:13:49
    - She woke up in the morning and saw her husband (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Gregg, Sep 5, 13:28:16
      - ha bloody ha (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:42:45
      - Good lord! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:33:03
    - didn't like the doom and gloom atmosphere (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:16:33
      - that's why I went AWOL for the last 3-4 days. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 13:19:41
        
        Will you put your dress on if XXL comes up the King's (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 13:21:13
        
        We should put up loads of balloons and bunting and stuff, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 13:25:07
        
        Yes I will along with a special bone sticking out of my midriff. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 13:24:16
        
        what is special about it? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:31:10
        
        If you are aware of a magician placing a large hankerchief over a ball & then the ball (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 13:39:57
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:41:09
        
        It's microscopic (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:32:56
        
        Which King? Does he know? Will he know? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:22:18
        
        Charlse I (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:24:20
        
        I thought you were singing a Frutelli song. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 13:26:27
        
        Only spelt Charles (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:24:38
        
        Was he a bender then? Thought that was an early Edward - came to a sticky end with a red h (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:26:20
        
        hot poker courtesy of his wife and her geeza (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:30:56
        
        Early Edward sounds like a regular at the King's (Arms). (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 13:28:39
        
        Or a morning tent. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 13:48:22
        
        I think it when up because you were hitting it with a spoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 13:49:33
        
        Is it just one king or multiple kings for the pub so popular on here (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:25:50
        
        I thought it was because you were locked in the lavatory (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:20:40
      - By normal, I assume you mean (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:19:32
        
        NFW (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:20:17
        
        Indeedy (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 5, 13:21:15
Why are people determined to re-press the cross the street button...... (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Sep 5, 12:16:55
- Why bother pressing them at all? (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 5, 12:27:02
  - Also why have Norwich City council removed all the green men... (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 5, 12:29:10
    - Never mind that... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 13:16:47
    - And not only that... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 12:32:07
      - bit of a joke really (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 13:18:37
    - I turned my head to look at it and it worked. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 12:31:37
    - I think the reason is to make you look in the traffic direction (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 12:31:29
      - Makes sense in a stupid totally unergonomic way (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 5, 12:35:59
        
        but doesn't work in practice as you can't see it in a croud (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 5, 12:37:13
        
        yeah exactly, just causes confoosion (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 12:41:29
        
        What about blind people (which the beeps are intended for anyway) (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 12:36:48
        
        There's a little twiddly metal cylinder under the button box (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 5, 12:47:12
        
        Fuck 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 12:37:22
        
        Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 12:55:52
        
        ralph (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 12:38:56
- Because they are rapists (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Sep 5, 12:24:11
- are you a psycologist? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 12:18:25
FAO Duke of York (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:17:54
- No I didn't (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 11:35:57
  - Okay, fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:36:52
    - And if you have improved, which is entirely possible, (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 11:38:43
      - Thanks (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:41:48
        
        Yonks probably... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 11:44:54
        
        was it like jelly? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 11:47:42
        
        You still alive? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:49:40
- So where is the output...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 11:19:39
  - Not saying (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:24:58
    - Of course you can be asked (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 5, 11:31:04
      - I've just said I am not posting it on here (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:33:16
        
        That bad eh? (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 5, 11:36:54
        
        Nope (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:38:15
        
        Bad and disgusting (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 5, 11:39:40
        
        Just out of interest. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 11:44:54
        
        Because (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 5, 11:47:32
        
        Ok. Whatever makes you feel good. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 11:51:57
        
        It always makes him feel good to abuse other people (NCFC) - Needledick, Sep 5, 12:06:41
        
        And another one (n/m) (NCFC) - Blind Lemon Creosote, Sep 5, 12:17:19
        
        Another what? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 12:19:47
        
        I was wondering that the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 12:25:49
        
        arf! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 11:48:10
        
        You should be proud of it then (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 11:39:16
        
        I'll think about it (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:42:18
        
        Can't you just tell us who's work you've plagiarized this time? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 11:45:27
        
        You should read York Vision if you ever feel like dragging yourself away from your pc (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 11:50:57
        
        How come you haven't gone home for the summer? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 11:55:46
        
        I did go home for the Summer (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 12:00:00
        
        oh, I've seen you a few times recently (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 12:01:28
        
        I was back in the penultimate week of August for a couple of resits (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 12:04:43
        
        The semi-colon exam? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 5, 12:06:17
        
        No, I passed that (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Sep 5, 12:10:11
        
        No-one wants to read it anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 11:36:52
        
        I would... (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 5, 11:42:19
    - Rolf..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 11:30:13
Would Hucks return to this hair style again? Sooner or later? (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 5, 10:59:44
- Nah ... (NCFC) - meeky, Sep 5, 11:27:26
  - Hucks is too vain for a skinhead (n/m) (NCFC) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:53:25
- God I hope not! (n/m) (NCFC) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:01:12
- Fingers crossed hey Davo? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 11:00:54
  - Not sure, but I think if he really return to this style (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 5, 11:17:16
    - I'm starting to really worry David. (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 11:20:05
      - he does have a point with this post though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 11:23:51
        
        Norfolk? Mullets? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 11:36:04
        
        Mullets are great (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 11:50:58
        
        "stab your head off" lol (NCFC) - megson, Sep 5, 12:42:48
        
        There was a Devonsih one of them in the bar of the campsite we went to (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 11:55:17
        
        Yes I think so, I don't know what's the point to worry... (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 5, 11:25:23
        
        It was a joke David (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 11:26:36
    - I think that's just what we need. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 5, 11:18:22
Kasabian again (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Sep 5, 09:51:53
- was one of the best gigs i've been to for ages (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 5, 10:01:04
- Yeah. Imagine if we had to listen to the team run out to Queen for a whole season. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:53:47
  - the team should pick the music (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 10:13:45
    - 'cept footballers have shit tastes in music (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:15:57
      - Why can't we come out to the birdie song for effect? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:29:31
        
        that's a good idea (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 5, 10:37:22
      - And so do fans. Well, Brom anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:22:41
        
        imagine if brom signed up for that 'fans club' thingymajig (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 5, 10:42:52
      - hmmm true, that's a concern. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 10:19:46
      - Yeah but it would be hilarious just as Delia (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Sep 5, 10:17:41
  - I'm with you on that'un (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:03:20
    - Prefuckingcisely (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:23:55
      - at last (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:28:59
        
        Thought the goal music (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:41:08
    - Wahey - winner ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 5, 10:05:23
      - chairs (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:06:17
        
        A day trip to a trout farm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:26:44
        
        that sounds fishy to me... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:37:57
        
        I was at the fish counter in Sainsbury's yesterday. Why are there never any (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:41:21
        
        Because they're not for sale (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:43:40
        
        Why are wrong numbers never engaged? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:44:56
        
        They are, you just never know that it's a wrong number (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:48:17
        
        If cat food is new and improved, which cat's opinion is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:46:30
        
        They test on a range of cats and depending on various factors they make an assessment (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:49:12
        
        When cheese has it's photo taken, what does it say to the photographer? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:48:10
        
        It doesn't, it's cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:49:45
        
        Before drawing boards were invented, what did they go back to? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:50:25
        
        i like that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 10:56:30
        
        Why is mickey mouse bigger than pluto? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:49:08
        
        it's a cartoon (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:49:57
        
        Why is it called a TV set, when there is only one unit? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:51:13
        
        where has white dog shit gone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 10:47:47
        
        Pavements and roads are cleaned more often (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:51:08
        
        Thanks for your help though. I learnt the phrase coffee highway yesterday (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:54:59
        
        Fuck knows (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:56:59
        
        It was in an email to tell people to stop spilling coffee (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 10:58:54
        
        my god i must have a filthy mind (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:02:09
        
        lol is this (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:23:45
        
        I believe that many do yes! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:31:05
        
        Just about every one of my ex-boyfriends... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:36:01
        
        is that a reason they became ex? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:42:35
        
        No (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:49:20
        
        rofl! yes needs a rephrase! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:52:54
        
        Hahahaha good one... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:54:59
        
        ah a seminal wrathing moment. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:57:35
        
        putting coffee up other peoples bums? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 11:29:36
        
        No (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:36:24
        
        which suggests experience in both? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 11:54:53
        
        Guess I walked into that one! (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 12:00:29
        
        ha ha yes indeed, i'm really not sure where this is going...... (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 12:11:42
        
        Oh dear. (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 13:08:46
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 11:09:39
        
        An in-depth discussion with phrankin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 5, 10:08:31
        
        oh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:09:31
  - Nowt wrong with Queen (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 09:59:39
    - Queen were shit (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:06:59
      - Have to disagree (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:08:44
        
        pardon? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:11:20
        
        Not a huge fan.. (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:14:40
        
        actually as you're a girl your liking of Queen is understandable... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:19:37
        
        What do you mean, (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:26:16
        
        Hendrix good, Guns n Roses bad (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:32:01
        
        Ah yes, but (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:33:25
        
        which would be true if you didn't also have Queen and GnR in your list of likes (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:37:42
        
        Ah well... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:38:52
        
        absolutely. you're a woman, so it's excusable (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:46:32
        
        Yep, I bought Scissor Sisters and Robbie Wiliams (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:48:15
        
        yes, as he's obviously gay (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 11:01:16
        
        Ouch! (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:04:32
        
        has he met PK yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 11:06:37
        
        Don't ask me.... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 11:09:27
        
        little guitar bits (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:30:59
      - wrong diddley wrong (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:08:39
FAO: BBC News, Yorkshire Region. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:30:01
- you sir (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 5, 09:54:02
  - From you, I'll take that as a compliment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 10:02:54
- the actual story (General Chat) - east of hampstead, Sep 5, 09:50:07
  - math is hard (General Chat) - east of hampstead, Sep 5, 09:53:46
    - which is actually closer to 20% (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 11:22:15
    - that's cos it's maths (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 10:09:23
  - And in other news, I think I've found the most pretentious blog on the whole of the intern (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:53:09
- To be fair to her...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:31:33
  - Granted. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:49:34
    - oh cheer up you miserable fucker. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 09:56:56
      - actually (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 5, 10:04:49
        
        we do. but IMHO its been better. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 10:14:06
    - Yes but they don't all battle against the odds to raise (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 5, 09:52:59
      - I'm not wrong, I'm just a bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:56:23
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 09:59:01
  - is that whatsername finally dying then? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 09:36:42
    - has she died I mean? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 09:37:55
    - Jane Tomlinson...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:37:46
Football League newspaper (Other Football) - The 72, Sep 5, 09:11:19
- Re: the sadly defunct League Paper (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:30:52
  - I'm glad someone else posted that (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 5, 09:37:12
    - Why? (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:40:16
      - He was originally given the wrong information... (Other Football) - Clare, Sep 5, 09:49:22
        
        I've read the report as well (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Sep 5, 10:25:24
        
        There are such beasts as sub editors who wouldn't let anything (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 5, 09:54:31
        
        And......? (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 5, 10:05:02
        
        Needs work (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 5, 10:36:15
        
        Of course it needs work (Other Football) - Clare, Sep 5, 11:01:34
        
        Yes, he may have improved. Good luck to him if so (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 5, 11:38:03
        
        *grin* (n/m) (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:57:53
      - just because I didn't want to be accused of bullying (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 5, 09:41:14
        
        I do know of one thing he published.......... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:44:33
        
        that really is shite (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 5, 09:46:49
        
        Which is bullying..... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:46:39
  - and that's why it's now defunct... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 09:33:49
    - Rolf...... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 09:37:19
- "mods" "move" "delete" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 09:26:31
- I'll do the survey but quick point (Other Football) - megson, Sep 5, 09:24:47
  - I agree (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 09:40:28
    - hmmm yes true, but then they carry the local bias (Other Football) - megson, Sep 5, 09:52:07
      - Except that they'll get a local stringer to do the report (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 10:20:20
        
        THat would kill it, (Other Football) - megson, Sep 5, 10:41:08
      - Yeah that's true (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 09:56:05
        
        indeed, was a pretty naughty one a few weeks back to (Other Football) - megson, Sep 5, 09:58:18
        
        Yep (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 5, 10:01:32
        
        exactly. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 5, 10:14:28
Anyone read IED's report in the mass circulation paper he's writing for now? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bob in France, Sep 4, 16:57:43
- Yes I read it.... (NCFC) - Clare, Sep 4, 21:53:23
- Google it ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 17:23:47
- what paper? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 4, 17:14:46
  - Some rag he got invited to do a guest slot for the other day (NCFC) - Bob in France, Sep 4, 17:31:39
    - Apparently it's The League Paper (n/m) (NCFC) - Bob in France, Sep 4, 17:34:45
  - white A2 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 17:25:21
- Had a vague look in Morrisons for the paper, but it wasn't there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:07:23
  - "too low rent for Morrisons" roffle, but... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 17:13:21
Ctrl-V game, if anyones up for it? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:04:29
- It's Command-V for me (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 17:07:02
- Stop. You're hurting me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 17:00:31
  - I it rape if you shout 'surprise!' first? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 17:08:04
    - Not sure. But don't rely on it in court. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 17:16:25
    - *Is (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 17:08:21
- I didn't actually touch it, it moved by itself. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 16:57:12
- brill_ps@hotmail.com (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 4, 16:51:19
- All it did was make the writing go really tiny. How do i get it back to normmmall? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:48:59
- http://www.frightenstein.com/images/vp6. jpg (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 16:45:15
- Hair goo... (General Chat) - Barclay_Steve, Sep 4, 16:36:54
- Pretty much the same as me ... (General Chat) - meeky, Sep 4, 16:33:33
- . (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 4, 16:33:12
- http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football /6975955.stm (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:32:27
- ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:26:13
  - I love the word naked, I once wrote the word naked on an A4 piece of paper (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:31:51
    - That's cos you're "special" (n/m) (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:38:18
      - welcome anyway (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:53:41
        
        Ta... (General Chat) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 18:51:06
    - I believe you as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 16:33:10
- http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/6mus ic/rh6m/rss.xml (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:17:06
- ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:15:22
  - That's your best work that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 16:17:11
    - I can't really argue with that (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:19:09
  - Ha ha (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:15:34
    - Rubbish - you just think that's XML... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 16:17:21
      - by typing it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 16:58:00
- ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 16:13:06
  - that's quite zen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:18:42
- ... (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 4, 16:09:53
  - wow. What a weird coincidence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:10:29
    - Cos you are one? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:17:54
      - yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:18:56
    - :-) Ok, my real one: (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 4, 16:11:18
- ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:06:34
- http://www.impactlab.com/modules.php?nam e=News&file=article&sid=7567 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 16:06:09
- the role of a financial adviser/merchant bank in an acquisition (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:05:44
  - I don't think people say "merchant bank" anymore (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:08:32
    - Mrs AB's firm is owned by a merchant bank, and they still say "Merchant Bank". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:12:47
      - Oh. OK. I stand corrected. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:13:47
        
        This lot are Americans and they don't say merchant bank (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:27:39
        
        ha ha. Excellent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:28:17
Anyone get to the World Beard Championship on Saturday? (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:18:53
- Nope - I think there was a preliminary round in the King's though (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:23:42
  - Now, y'see right, I sat there all Satdee night doing beer, and I have no idea who any of t (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:36:37
    - We showed you Nanny and Biggest.. though dint we? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:39:16
      - I know but I still can't remember. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:39:44
        
        Salman you saw as well I think. He didn't put a fatwa on you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:43:32
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 15:32:16
  - That's some gathering. No Jean-Pierre? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:26:34
    - yep, and Nanny. No Mrs Videodrome Belly Button though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:34:45
      - I think Nanny is my favourite ahead of Videodrome now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:37:05
      - Does she have Videodrome tits too though ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:36:47
disturbing mental image of the day (Other Football) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 14:34:22
- What a good idea... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 14:56:29
  - Are you really female? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 15:08:17
    - Why do you ask? (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:11:24
      - I'm doing a survey (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 15:18:20
        
        How do you win a survey? (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:20:35
        
        he means take part, you can't win a survey (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:22:14
        
        That's what I said. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:23:03
        
        Such a slave to the detail (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 15:24:36
        
        Detail, detail. Spare me the deatail and tell me when the job is done. (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:30:47
        
        It'll be done at half eight (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 15:45:25
        
        Half EIGHT???? (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:46:57
        
        Selwyn (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 15:43:13
        
        Fred Dinage (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:31:42
        
        Tudders did, just now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:33:35
        
        Did he actually say it, or just type it though? My bet is on the former - unless his break (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:36:20
        
        Hitler? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:31:15
        
        Delia??? (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:32:42
        
        Neil "Doom"caster (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:33:27
        
        Read it again Joey - he said if you partake you will go into a draw (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 15:24:34
        
        Oh yeah. Sorry Mr Pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:27:07
        
        Deaconism lives - hoorah (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 4, 15:26:41
      - He's got something to put in you. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:16:43
        
        at the gay bar? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 15:17:02
        
        The only thing I want in me... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:21:11
        
        Are you a porker? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 4, 15:24:25
        
        Noooo! Well... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:25:39
        
        So that's (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 4, 15:26:13
        
        Yeah, a "bit"... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:28:29
        
        Depends how fat you are to start with. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:29:27
        
        Oi! Not very! (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:30:51
        
        Again, depends what size to start with. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:32:06
        
        Only a 12... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:34:17
        
        Good, good. Welcome. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:38:10
        
        Well thankyou... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:40:41
        
        she said hastily, thinking it better to mention her other half (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 15:43:10
        
        Haha not at all... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:46:07
        
        "Oh, I can't see why any boys would want to run after little old ME" (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 15:49:52
        
        Nothing special... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:51:37
        
        There are plenty of "special" boys on here, believe me (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 15:55:17
        
        Oh god... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:56:51
        
        But don't worry cos Old Git and tudders will protect you (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:17:05
        
        Dunno about that... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:19:16
        
        You've got me all wrong. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 16:23:37
        
        Yup, you are hung like a hamster (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:26:02
        
        Top Cat!...........................TUDDERS!! (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 16:25:53
        
        Aha. That's OK then. Thought you may have been talking about the Doherty type of donkey (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:22:04
        
        Not shady then tudders? (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:25:45
        
        Would never compare Dion to Doherty!!!!! (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:26:49
        
        Hang around here and you'll have every freak in Norwich asking you out, (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 4, 15:49:41
        
        Say's Britain's Guinness Book of Records All Time Porn Collection Record Breaker (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 16:15:13
        
        Yeah, tudders doesn't ask (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:12:32
        
        Got to be more than one woman on this site... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:55:22
        
        Scared them all away. The ones who didn't marry us anyway. Bwahaha. Bwahahahaha. Bwahahaha (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:17:53
        
        Takes a lot to scare me... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:21:15
        
        We've got a few, but since this board is dominated by argument, abuse, snide humour, (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:00:15
        
        is there a linda as well? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:22:48
        
        I'm shocked and a little hurt that "ridiculousness" never got a mention. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:05:19
        
        Pull yourself together you great cream puff (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:06:19
        
        All the hard work I do for you lot ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:08:32
        
        It's alright... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:03:02
        
        Squirrel. Very occasionally. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:02:50
        
        Quite right (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:06:40
        
        Have a trial support of ITFC - their lads don't like girls at all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:49:23
        
        No, just dogs (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 15:50:36
        
        So how many of you lot actually get to games then? (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:11:05
        
        pants. No-one else. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:11:28
        
        miserable cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 16:16:47
        
        gus, that was actually quite funny, in a mild sort of way (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 4, 16:26:57
        
        Ta (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 16:30:29
        
        what'd you think of saturday's game? (n/m) (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:34:32
        
        I wasn't there (Other Football) - pants, Sep 4, 16:39:01
        
        Doherty was shit at Hull, and against Cardiff... (Other Football) - donkeydublin, Sep 4, 16:41:34
- .... (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 4, 14:44:36
- I dare not look after yesterdays colonic irrigation page! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 4, 14:38:59
Oh dear, oh dear oh dear (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:23:49
- NPPCMBC (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 13:52:47
- I'm sure his heart-breaking shopping struggle will strike a chord with the world's poor. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 13:43:20
  - i don't think i've got a local butcher's (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:57:42
    - He's been out-sourced to Mumbai (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 13:59:38
      - Where did you go Old Git? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:04:41
        
        Kenya then Scotland (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:05:43
        
        Ah, so you did the civilised bit first :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 14:12:46
        
        good stuff - wasn't on here much the day you went away... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:08:23
        
        I think I posted something about going away (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:10:57
      - Ah but they invented something to disguise the taste of (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 14:02:12
- Don't tell me, he's about to write a book about his experience, Danny Wallace stylee. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:31:46
  - Precisely (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 13:35:35
  - did Danny Wallace start out as just Dave Gorman's mate (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:35:14
    - wrong (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 13:45:14
      - oh, ok (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:56:26
      - I thought he played for Manchester United and Southampton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:47:05
        
        Won't do that any more (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:48:13
        
        has he really ? I mean the footballer Danny Wallace ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:51:39
        
        Yeah..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:54:13
        
        My grandfather had MS. He was fairly lucky in that he survived 45 (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:03:43
        
        "periods of rapid decline and then slight remission, and game over can come quite quickly" (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:06:49
        
        Actually, yes. Perhaps that's why he remained a season ticket holder all his life. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:08:26
        
        fucks with your brain too (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 14:11:15
        
        Well, yes, normally towards the end. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:22:15
        
        My Mother in Law has it (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 14:31:10
        
        Oh, that never happened to my grandfather. About a year before his death he (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:34:48
        
        Mate of mine's father die 1 year after being diagnosed, he was 47. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 14:05:03
        
        Yup. Cookie crumbles and all that. Same with a neighbour when I last lived in Norwich (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:07:30
        
        Ripper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:08:04
        
        That wunt me. You can't MS someone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:09:19
        
        Ah, but you didn't say that the 20 year old neighbour was MS (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:11:52
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:50:08
    - Sort of. I must admit to rather enjoying Join Me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:37:12
  - Yes, he has! Surprise surprise (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Sep 4, 13:33:41
    - There you go. I hate him even more. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:35:25
      - For taking a gamble and doing something different? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:39:49
        
        No, for telling everyone how different he is, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:42:15
        
        and for simply choosing just as attention seeking clothes, just in the opposite (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:45:13
        
        That's the point though, no one in manchester was walking around like a monkey (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:47:29
        
        Do people walk round like a monkey in Manchester? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:48:47
        
        No but it's fashionable to walk around like Liam and Noel Gallagher (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:53:19
        
        Still ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:04:27
        
        They've evolved though, they do flickyhandthing these days as well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 14:06:21
        
        They haven't evolved very much (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:07:49
        
        At the risk of showing my age (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 13:57:49
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 14:02:16
        
        Good heavens (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 14:04:46
        
        Northern people in London walk around like Richard Ashcroft in BSS vid as well! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 13:54:43
        
        yeah, probably why some divs where orange shirts with blue waistcoats (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:58:45
        
        Only if they're brest feeding librarians. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:50:06
        
        ha ha. Wooooosh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:40:22
- Thought that was quite an interesting article actually (General Chat) - bongo33, Sep 4, 13:29:38
  - The description of him as he used to be was just (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:31:10
    - Either way he's exaggerating it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:37:24
      - Of course he is, he's trying to make money (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:54:31
    - haha I was thinking the same (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 13:35:01
    - Yes, quite an extreme case of consumerism (General Chat) - bongo33, Sep 4, 13:34:49
      - Exactly (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:38:29
        
        Jim used to (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:55:02
        
        .... (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:39:53
        
        Scousers. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:39:22
        
        Only if they can nick it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:40:03
Have just been up the Guerkin for the first time (is that an oo-er?)... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:17:57
- What, one like this?? You're a brave dude!!! (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:25:30
- The government actually passed a bill recently about the Gherkin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:22:37
  - not true (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 4, 14:40:02
    - Is actually gospel truth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:48:33
  - You mugging me oord? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 13:53:56
  - replaces the one about the BT Tower (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Sep 4, 13:32:28
- Did you go right to the top? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:21:30
  - I did, I jumped off and flew to Shoreditch. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:24:18
    - Nice, intut..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:27:39
Woman breastfeeds monkey (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:16:17
- Must be an Ipswich fan (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 4, 13:54:26
- During the day she probablay sells car insurance for NU (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 13:30:45
  - D'y'know, I've spoken to NU's indian call centre about a dozen times in the last few weeks (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:39:02
    - In fairness I haven't spoken to them in about 3 years (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 13:51:14
    - Pretty much all graduates as well (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 13:49:59
    - Nothing like a good stereotype. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:44:49
  - That would explain the strange backround noises. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:33:00
  - I reckon it was her I was speaking to to get information about (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 13:32:31
- Imagine if it was the other way round. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:18:10
  - Pay to see it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:19:40
    - It would certainly be more attractive (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:26:27
Any of you music buffs come across Steve Hillage? (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 4, 12:15:15
- oo-er (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:21:30
- He was in Egg and Gong which are good names for a music ensemble. Rock one off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:18:05
  - Egg as in them that did "Travelator"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:36:58
Not only is the England team "back to the future" (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 10:52:19
- wouldnt mind Mills back (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 4, 10:57:13
- Wouldn't mind Crouch comin' back (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomas Grainger, Sep 4, 10:54:01
  - Yeah, and maybe Bellamy, Bentley, Ashton, Earnie and Green (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:55:08
    - Marshall better than Green??!?? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 4, 11:08:22
      - Certainly not yet. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:11:34
        
        Oh, come on, let me live in my world of denial! Norwich have always (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:19:28
        
        He IS a good keeper. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:23:00
        
        flower pressing? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 11:15:37
    - Let me guess - you don't go to games (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 4, 11:00:04
  - for a stretch in the reserves? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:54:59
    - Last thing Crouch needs is a stretch (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:55:26
      - Badom-tish (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 10:57:18
        
        lol (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:15:19
        
        it's a giant Brian made of marble (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:58:02
- Welcome back. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:53:50
  - Ooops (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 10:56:09
  - ah yes, schools go back today... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:55:55
    - Long time since I was accused of being a school boy (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 10:58:04
      - you don't have to be a school boy to go to school (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:59:53
        
        OIC (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 11:04:58
        
        Surely that's a young Leslie Nielsen? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:06:45
        
        See me in my study after break, Barton (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 11:10:42
        
        or the school hamster (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 4, 11:01:58
        
        Not so keen on that idea (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 4, 11:07:04
WW2 probably but ..... the puppet bastard (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:25:10
- "The Ice-cream hut in front of the giant marble brain" (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 10:26:41
  - I went to look at the Giant Marble Brain on Sundee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:29:23
    - What is the giant marble brain ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:34:35
      - It's a giant brain, made of marble (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 10:42:36
      - here we are... (General Chat) - mr carra, Sep 4, 10:41:55
        
        What was wrong with the existing Thomas Browne ?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:51:09
        
        his brain was too small (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Sep 4, 11:17:18
        
        or a better one here (General Chat) - mr carra, Sep 4, 10:43:55
      - It's a giant brain, made of marble. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:39:23
        
        What's an Emo ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:52:43
        
        One of these. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:56:53
        
        Oh dear. I haven't heard of a single one of the bands mentioned there. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:17:09
        
        an Italian Emu (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:54:35
        
        I mentioned the giant marble brain twice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:50:07
        
        it's norfolks answer to the angel of the north. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:53:43
        
        He obviously didn't scout the site first then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:54:22
        
        ice cream lady said (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:43:24
      - it's a giant brain, made of marble (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:35:58
        
        oh, cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:37:11
  - I don't (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:27:56
    - That is seriously wrong. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 10:30:25
      - it's all very ungood (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:39:36