I actually quite liked the one I saw, with him in a Rio de Janeiro favela

surrounded by masked-up twelve-year-olds carrying Desert Eagles, and obviously absolutely s**tting himself.

I heard a whisper that one of the recent British troop casualties in Afganistan was actually stood right next to Ross Kemp filming "Ross Kemp in Afganistan" when he was fatally shot. Kemp, understandably, scoobied himself.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 10:21:05