Yes - if he reads out the following statement on national television.

"I realise now that I'm not as good as Dennis Bergkamp, or David Beckham, or other players to whom I have never previously compared myself, such as Aaron Lennon, Jamie O'Hara or Trevor Sinclair. From now on, I will concentrate on getting my talent and my mouth in the correct ratio. I apologise for wasting so much precious Sky Sports News airtime with my shamelessly self-promotional remarks."

Then he will be my friend.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 23:41:05