haha, that has just reminded me of saturday night

I was in a bar and these lads got up and left, so we could have seats, except this woman nicked mine, and the lads I was with egged me on to get it back

So I did and she yanked it back saying she was promised it

me "you can't be promised seats"

her "but im a woman"

me "I've got my mangina just like you have a vagina, so its mine"

At that point I let go of the chair and went and got another one from another table giggling me head off

Posted By: pants, Aug 15, 18:02:47