MANURE VIRUSES..........

The Man Utd Fan Virus

Your computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about everything before 1993.



The Man Utd Shirt Virus

This one is especially hard to detect as it changes format every three months



The Ronaldo Virus

The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing inside works.



The Roy Keane Virus

Kicks you out of windows



The Alex Ferguson Virus

The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The onscreen clock runs slower than all the other computers in the building.



The Tim Howard Virus

The computer looks like it's functioning normally but you can't save anything.

Posted By: jonah3000, May 12, 18:03:38