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The Tea Lady/Kit Man managerial dream ticket is no more. She couldn't take the strain(er) of day-to-management and promptly resigned. The situation was reportedly aggravated by an ugly incident at lunchtime involving Fozzy and an antique tea caddy.

Latest rumour from Colney is that the Head Groundsman is waiting in the wings to replace her. To save money for the transfer kitty, he is apparently training up Saturday's subs to take the place of the men with the forks who prod the pitch at half time.

Posted By: King, Jan 15, 14:54:51