I can imagine the scene now:

Walking towards Carrow Road. I'm heading for the Barclay, and SCC is heading for the Trappist section of the South Stand, but we haven't parted ways yet.

OTTO: So anyway, I'd like to bring up that issue of the David Bentley interview in The Guardian in 2004, FIVE YEARS AGO, as I've under-discussed it.
HOOFIN: Are you that c**t who keeps telling everyone I'm SCC?
OTTO: Yeah, but I'm not a c**t.
HOOFIN: I'm going to f**king batter you! (To SCC) What are you looking at, churchmouse?

SCC runs away.

OTTO: Come back! He's pulling my hair!

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 14, 22:24:24