you seen this?

Pretentious? Moi? David Nielsen, a player with Norway's Stromsgodset club, attempted to maim teammate Allan Gaarde, a Dane, because he was "pretentious."

Nielsen, who was axed by the team after the incident, said Gaarde, who played briefly for Udinese in Italy's Serie A, used to "talk loudly about wine in Italian," which he found irritating.

"I told him: 'The next time you speak Italian, I will break you in half. You're not f---ing Italian - you spent eight months there.' So when he did it again, I decided to break his f---ing legs like sticks. I jumped at him and bang! Jackpot. Felt good."

absolute legend and the sort of thing i could see myself wanting to do

Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 8, 20:17:34