I just swallowed an apple pip - will I have a tree grow inside me?

and if not why not?

Posted By: lovely old job, Jan 7, 15:48:27

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No. Your stomach acid and putrid bowel juices will destroy an life it may have.
Posted By: Snakey, Jan 7, 16:12:47
Yes. You should consult a tree surgeon immediately.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 7, 16:03:59
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You might get wood.
Posted By: tudders, Jan 7, 15:56:46
The roots will play havoc with your piles.
Posted By: Jim Nasium, Jan 7, 15:52:10
yes
Posted By: blindasabat, Jan 7, 15:51:43
because it will turn to poo instead
Posted By: Charles21, Jan 7, 15:50:23
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cos u will shit it out dumbarse
Posted By: selwyn, Jan 7, 15:50:16

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