Flew one in Iraq in 2006, me and Bunty Twitterson were on special secondment to the Yanks,

working on a fleet of Tornado GR4s mainly to do with the metal brackets near the door - stationed in Basrah. One night we got a call up for a black op over Az Zubayr. Me and Bunty got so spankered off our fannyblimps on a heady mix of Mitsubishi Double Stack and Horse acid that Bunty fell out, right over the side over Dabunah.

He was found in February of last year by a pointless group of clergy. He was living in a bowl of soup near Nifal al Garu with a stinking hag, he was wearing a sock and surrounded by 89 rhubarb and custards.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 7, 14:31:29