What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a sip of booze in the Wig and Pen and a

large Marge plonked herself down beside you and slowly pushed a recorder into your thigh saying " Roll up big boy and touch my face". Would you slowly pour beer on her wazacks whilst preening - or run outside and go right quick to The Maid's Head, do a twiddly dance and shout at those kids in the royal blue blazers that you get near there.

Come on...

Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 18, 12:41:35