Irish sausages

'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter

The assistant looked at him and asked:

'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?' demanded the Irishman indignantly.

'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'



Then, warming to his theme, he went on:

'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'



'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?'



The assistant said:

'Well, no.'



Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.



'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?'



'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:

'Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

the assistant replied:



'Because you're in Homebase.'

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 12:54:22