The Belly and the Crofty, when they were both on form,

Of all the players in the team
The Belly bears the crown

O the running of the Crofty
And the crossing of the Bell!
The playing of attractive football
Sweet singing from the crowd

Now Bell and Croft are going
Jesus f**king wept
Of all the players in the team
They're the two who must be kept

No more running of the Crofty
No more crossing of the Bell!
No more playing of attractive football
No more singing from the crowd

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 17, 11:40:09