(not that I do of course), he has probably agreed to take part in a reality TV programme about running a start up pub business and deliberately hired useless chefs because it would make better TV. The gullible TV people love it so much that they've just offered him a multi-million pound contract for the DVD and sequel rights and he is laughing his orange of a head right off.
Posted By: Old Git, Dec 16, 18:29:20
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