I bought a christmas tree today but made a fatal mistake in the process,

I was out with my girlfriend, her sister and her mum. Now this year as I'm going to their house for christmas and I wasn't going to bother with decorations and a tree and all that s**t as I live on my own and can't be done with putting it all up and then taking it down when I won't even be here. The girlfriend insisted I should have one so I was forced to look around. So we're stood in Argos,

She says to me, "What sort of tree do you want?"

I reply, "I'm not bothered really, a tree is a tree."

Fucking hell! They all suddenly stopped and stared at me, mouths open like I'd just dropped my pants and left a curler on the floor. Apparently for future reference to anyone who might be shopping for christmas trees with their partners this week. A tree is not just a tree. There are a wide variety of styles and colours. You are not aloud to just buy the one off of Argos that comes already made and dressed for ?20, that's not the spirit taking the cheap and easy option.

Anyway I'm bored of christmas already. Shopping today did my head in with all the crap christmas music, the useless shop assistants and the never-ending ques. also getting home and looking on facespace and seeing people posting photos of their perfect little brats in the school nativity when the only part they play is the arse end of the donkey.

Bah humbug!

Posted By: NCFC4life, Dec 12, 22:19:35