Loj's Christmas countdown - 13 (unlucky for you) days to go

Pants bought his partner a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, SCC said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," Replied Pants. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Posted By: lovely old job, Dec 12, 11:56:47