Lizard Legs

there was a hooker in Cyprus called lizard legs on account of her mahussive varicose vein problems caused by warming up her recreational area in front of a 3 bar fire on those chilly winter mediterranean evenings. She also went by the name of Tartan Legs however, that was not down to her varicose veins but because the entire Battalion of the Argyle and Bolton Wanderers had been through her one evening after payday.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 10, 10:57:56