Without the banal "you've got no mates" gag, I can't see how I could convince someone to get up at 6am,
to meet me at 7am,
to sit on a train most of the day,
To wander around in the cold in the middle of winter
Watch Norwich (which to them is probably s**t)
Then go home and to the 1am pub for last orders, and then bed
If I wanted to finish a relationship, I'd think it was a bargain
Posted By: pants, Dec 8, 12:03:33
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