"...whenever you're around your kids, talk wrong. Then on their first day of kindergarten, when they need to go to the bathroom, they'll raise their hand: 'Teacher, may I go mambo in the banana patch?' Teacher will be thinking, 'Get this kid a special test.'..."
Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 5, 12:07:46
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