^^^ could someone please translate this for me? ^^^^^

I know it is supposed to be rude, because all FP ever does in response to me is post pathetic and faintly chippy limp abuse, but for the life of me I can't work this one out

I'm off for an early lunch now; I'd like a translation together with any necessary explanatory notes waiting on my desk when I get back, please

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 5, 11:54:24