About half an hour after take off, you end up crashing in some old ladies garden,killing her cat Ethel and then Richard Branstons going on TV saying,
"We didn't quite get it right but we'll learn from the mistakes. Next time we'll build a bigger better helicopter that will travel approximately half a mile further than this deathtrap, erm, did i say deathtrap? I meant glorious flying machine, before crashing into a fireball"
He should save his money and stop trying to fly around the world in a balloon in space and s**t. Go with Quatar Airways mate. At least they have food that you can actually eat and a decent movie to watch as you crash to the ground.
Posted By: NCFC4life, Dec 4, 14:41:32
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